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  1. On 3/26/2024 at 3:48 PM, Parliament said:

    These lesbians hot or no?

     

    On 3/26/2024 at 4:09 PM, mr. sunshine said:

    Only one episode in but so far not the kind of lesbians you'd probably like to see nekkid doing stuff to each other

    A lot more butch than femme, but the town is at least 25% lesbian so it was hard to keep up with all of them.

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  2. 2 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

    It's actually not that bad.

    The span is not that long and the photos make it seem much worse than it is. That turn is freaky though.

    The weather can be dicey. Which is why it took 6 years to build....and unlike in the US, it's estimated 15 year toll payback period was completed in 10 years and after that, get this, they actually stopped tolling.

    It's an amazing drive and there is a visitors center on the north side of the bridge.

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    Pic I took. I don't know that dude in front. Just some random Eurotrash.

     

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    Ok those make it look almost normal. The earlier ones looked like something out of a dream sequence in Inception.

    This motherfucker couldn't even wait till the bodies were cold. Source is r/LinkedinLunatics.

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  3. 3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

    We did it first day. I don't remember which coach was our instructor, but first day he was like "okay, who wants to drive first?!" We're all raising our hand and he picks me. We all sit in the car and he's going over all the basics, put on your seatbelt, start the car...that kind of stuff. We pull up to the exit of the parking lot by the TJ cafeteria and I stop and wait for him to tell me where to go. He says "okay, drive to Bridge City" and I think I shit my pants. 

    That driver's ed teacher must have had balls of steel. No fucking way am I taking new drivers to the bridge on their first day. Or maybe he wanted to die and was hoping one of you would help him out. I do love how everyone from back home learned how to drive in the TJ parking lot, though.

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  4. 2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

    Not a fan?

     

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    1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

    Oh, and as we discuss bridges, and phobias about them, particularly @Ghost of LL's fear, I will re-share one of my best memories ever.  

    We were traveling through SETX, I was driving.  Being quite wet/marshy country, there are plenty of bridges we had to go over.  GOLL shared his loathing of bridges.  Well, our route one day took us over this bad boy:

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    I warned him, but did so with a cackle of glee.  Should be an ordinary crossing, right?  Nope.  They were doing construction, so it was shut down to one lane. And what happened RIGHT as we got to the top - I mean literally, maybe 2 car lengths from the fulcrum where it started descending the other way?  The shitty old pickup truck in front of us died.  Comes to a dead stop.  As do we.  A dead stop at the very top of the Rainbow Bridge.  You can feel it swaying underneath us.  GOLL was about to claw his way out of the car and run back down when the construction crew sees what's up, comes over, and pushes the broken down truck over the crest, so it can coast down the other side.  We let it do so, then we go and finally get off the bridge.

    GOLL made me drive back by a different route, IIRC.

    Was I laughing much more than a decent person should?  Yes.  Yes I was.  I am a terrible human.

    I was gonna say, I had to learn how to drive on that bridge. You couldn't pass driver's ed in southeast TX without getting over the Rainbow Bridge.

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  5. On 1/24/2024 at 8:52 PM, henrygandorf said:

    he plays an ex ufc fighter brought in to fix up the bar.  conor mcgregor is in the credits.

    the only other names i noticed were lukas gage and billy magnussen, who would make a good rich dude bad guy.

    doug liman knows what he's doing, so maybe it'll be decent.  i'll wait until someone here tells me about it.

    comes out in march.

    He was made to play rich dude bad guys. I first saw him in Ingrid Goes West and he almost stole the show.

    I've never paid attention to MMA so does Conor McGregor usually walk like that?

    I like Taylor Swift and listened to All to Well this weekend so normally my attitude toward Jake Gyllenhaal is “fuck you”, but I would let Road House JG tear this masterpiece all up. 

  6. Eh, the cancer thing makes the most sense. Some people are definitely thinking zebra instead of horse with the wilder theories. I mean, I'm sure there are more shenanigans going down than we know but I don't think there's a question of whether or not she's actually sick at this point.

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  7. 8 hours ago, texasdago said:

    Still leaning on 1) walking to a nearby park and just watching it go dark for 2 minutes (I think we get two minutes or something) OR convincing someone to take the boat out on Lake Austin which I think would be bad ass.

    Need AISD to cooperate, though

    AISD just sent out their newsletter and it says schools will definitely be open on eclipse day. We were thinking maybe they'd cancel because we didn't have any snow days this year, but no.

  8. 17 hours ago, safe sex said:

    I'm almost obligated to enjoy any movie featuring lesbians that are played by gay women, because there are so few of them that get widespread release, but this is definitely one of the best (still doesn't top Portrait of a Lady on Fire--and maybe nothing ever will tbh). Love Lies Bleeding doesn't hit every pitch that it swings at, but these. dykes. go. places. Hilariously, this might be the most femme I have ever seen Katy O'Brian. Everyone deserves a Muscle Mommy.

    Between this, Drive-Away Dolls Dykes, and Bottoms, we're having a moment and everyone is invited to join.

    ETA: this has some of the most explicitly implied gay sex since Heath Ledger spat on his fingers to lube up Jake G's butthole in Brokeback Mountain. Except I'm sure more of y'all will enjoy this compared to that.

    This one's on my list for sure. I loved Saint Maud - can't wait to see more Rose Glass.

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  9. Deadline: Tucker Carlson Duped By YouTubers Into Interviewing Fake Kate Middleton Whistleblower

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    The Tucker Carlson Network, which streams on Twitter (now X), accepted his story after Manners and co-conspirator Josh Pieters forged Kensington Palace employment documents.

    The YouTubers’ faked letter of engagement for the whistleblower included a clause stating that the palace had a right to amputate one of his limbs should he fail his probation period.

     

    😂

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  10. 11 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

    Too funny not to share. But as a child I followed the royals. Many girls my age can say the same. There is just something bad wrong here and it’s not just their terribly shitty PR at the palace. It’s not just that the Queen is gone. I’ve also heard rumors the King is making changes possibly to the succession plan. How does that work if possibly Rose Hanbury’s  (Marchioness Shana-lama-ding-dong) children (one may be older than George) are in the line? It’s been rumored her hubby is gay and Will fathered all her kids. That would be wild. 
     

     

    I am, by no means, an expert on this stuff, but I'm 99% sure that any kids Will fathered with his side piece are nowhere near the line of succession, regardless of how old they are, while his "legitimate" kids with Kate are still around. There would have to be some Ramsay Bolton level of activity to make it even a remote possibility.

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  11. The Last Repair Shop is on Disney+ and is wonderful. I played an instrument in grade school and it was my world back then. The service this place provides is life-changing for some of these kids, I'm sure.

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