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Fudge Nuggets

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  1. We did a spur of the moment road trip there one weekend and had a blast. Highlight of the trip was getting pulled over going 107mph in a sweet Ford Escort by an Illinois state trooper with enough booze in the car to open a liquor store. Not a one of us was over 21. We paid the fine errrr bribe with the last couple of bucks being change scrounged from under the seats. But no worries, we had a plan. We went down the road and hit an ATM. We bought some snacks and shoplifted more. One guy in our crew took our last couple of dollars and won $500 on a scratch off Lotto ticket. Sweatergawd later in the trip when funds were low, same guy won $200 with another scratch off ticket. He was like a God damn slot machine that always paid out.
  2. I didn't go to UT, but know plenty of people that did. What's ironic is people my age would have been attending UT when it was easy as shit to get in, then reaped the rewards later down the road of a "prestigious degree" without having to put in the work. Now kids struggle like hell to get in and later down the road their degree won't be worth a shit.
  3. Rex was never batshit crazy, just a standard run of the mill asshole.
  4. Grok. Really?
  5. Does “My ass gonna get paid.” count as a good faith basis? Because if it does, a change in career tract may be in order for yours truly.
  6. If by immediately you mean two and half years after taking office then you have a point I guess. Perhaps that is "immediately" in the legal world.
  7. Bullshit. It would be meandering through the glorious legal system for a couple of more decades before ever getting to that point.
  8. Aren’t you an alcoholic drug addict? You shouldn’t be giving advice to anyone, fucker.
  9. Fake AI shit.
  10. The dotard got rough with her while giving her the magic mushroom.
  11. I guarantee there were plenty of illegal aliens working on the Empire State Building. They were likely Italian, Irish or other "whites" but illegal all the same. NASA control room, not sure but probably an ex-Nazi or two in there.
  12. YouTube is good for something every now and then:
  13. Those are today's mainline MAGA types.
  14. According to the internets: 1964-66 San Diego State - Head coach Don Coryell, Defensive Coordinator John Madden, and offensive line coach Joe Gibbs That's a pretty salty staff.
  15. well someone up above mentioned they were a couple of drunks. So moving to Russia totally fits.
  16. Mine would kick the shit out of anything Elmo's joint will serve up.
  17. He’s going to pardon her so she can fall out of a window. He can’t repeat the Epstein “murder her in jail “ strategy without raising more suspicions.
  18. Hot dogs and breakfast tacos are epic? My kids better start showing more respect.
  19. 2021 we didn't hit 100 in Houston all year round. Got close on New Years Eve when it hit 95 and was 25 just twelve hours later. That was fun.
  20. Yes, at six. Not like our parents were going to take us, gas was expensive to them. It was nothing but neighborhood streets to the school and everyone knew each other so they weren’t worried and we were too dumb to be worried.
  21. You are dumbass. Stop being dumbass. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
  22. WSJ should just make up shit and report it. It’s been working for Fox News for 30 years.
  23. Frenchies and Russian birds are into it as much or more than the Brazilians.
  24. The Atlanta child murders were the first time I remember parents in my hick town getting a little worried.
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