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  1. 2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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    I wouldn't trust her at all, that's not a lie that'll be easy to definitively uncover, and she knows it'd be a bombshell if she said he admitted itย 

  2. On 4/29/2024 at 9:44 PM, PRONG HORN said:

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    omg, when I took my cat in for neutering, they wrote him down as "Tomcat Supreme." ย  Is this stuff vet-tech humor because I've never heard the term againย 

  3. 4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

    You either support democracy or you do not. If you donโ€™t vote for, youโ€™re against. Thereโ€™s no both sides bullshit on this one.ย 

    We ArEn't a DEMocracY LibTAARD!!11 ย IT's A coNStiTuTionAL RePUbLIC ย huurrrr durrr

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    I see this stupid talking point almost every fucking day. No, they don't support democracy.

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  4. 5 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

    Yep these uneducated fucks suckย 

    but I can't say I'm completely unamused at the vision of lil Jamaal going all in, no lube on his special olympics competitorsย 

  5. AD will be fine if going to Bills. So happy for X, to stick it out when shit was going sideways and people were calling for him to hit the transfer portal, to improve on his weaknesses and be a huge factor for his team, and blow up in front of everyone with the speed to be a 1st-rounder, wow.

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  6. Get a load of this gaslighting horseshitย 

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-campaign-launches-effort-to-fight-voter-fraud/ar-AA1njOpP?cvid=6e5ee0b717714c51ae7a9ec1f5d1a1d1&ei=9

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    The RNC and the Trump campaign said they were preparing to deploy more than 100,000 attorneys and volunteers across the states that are expected to be competitive in the presidential rac

    The Republican Party and the Trump campaign said in a statement that they plan to recruit an army of poll watchers, who will monitor individual polling sites for irregularities.

    Attorneys, meanwhile, will be stationed at "Republican Party War Rooms" in competitive states, where they will staff an "Election Integrity Hotline" to answer calls from poll watchers and voters who have observed possible irregularities.

    "Having the right people to count the ballots is just as important as turning out voters on Election Day," Trump said in a statement.

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    Maybe the press should alter that headline to something more accurate... and maybe the initiative should be called something like Fraud Guaranteeย 

  7. 18 hours ago, YGIFS said:

    What the fuck is a 'Moonbattier'?ย  Don is a helluva nice guy, but he's a little over the top even by Texas GOP standards.ย  And really abrasive and kinda creepy at times.ย  He's like a less intelligent and more awkward Grover Nordquist.ย  Matt is scheming, but ultimately...what he could he possibly do with this position?ย  He wants to check a box on his resume and that's well and good.ย  What I am curious about is if he wins the seat, and he likely will............this is all so new given the last Prop vote.........can an elected official of another office, carry out the duties of the appraisal board in good faith?ย  Not saying Matt would do anything sideways, and I'm sure there are a number of other appraisal boards around the state that will soon have on them elected officials (mainly local/county).ย  But in 1-2 cycles, it's going to raise some legit legal/ethical questions.ย  Think of a massively partisan appraisal district that raises/decreases appraisals so they can turn around in their other office and blame the other party before the next election if they're in a tight race.ย  Matt's safe, but I could see this becoming an issue in a lot of suburban A.D.'s and the like.ย  Where some county commissioner or party chair or what have you colludes with others to rise or fall valuations to effect tax increases/decreases so they can take credit for their main office run or to use the alternative to blame the other side.ย  It's Texas Jake, we're gonna find a way to fuck this up.ย ย 

    helluva nice guy? This dude is a psycho abuser

    https://theaustinbulldog.org/candidate-lost-custody-over-abuse-2/

    https://theaustinbulldog.org/zimmermans-lawyer-threatens-to-sue-the-bulldogagain/

  8. On 4/15/2024 at 9:14 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

    And rural counties are too fucking stupid to realize it and will continue to pull the lever for team (R) no matter how shitty their lives get.

    Real question -- do Democratic candidates even run in places like that these days? I don't know but taking a look around the Canyon Lake area last month, I saw plenty of campaign signs but none saying Democrat.ย 

    Railing on rurals for voting against their own interests is probably justified but what if their only choices are Lunatic and Lunatic Plus because the D's just concede, thereby perpetuating the party's cycle of hopelessness?ย  I think I'm saying what Bozo is saying ?

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  9. 1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

    The radicalization of Texas Republican legislators continues. Ten Rs who won their primary race for a House seat in R districts have signed the pledge of Abolish Abortion Texas (AATX). The pledge ย provides that a ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐š๐ง ๐ฆ๐š๐ฒ ๐›๐ž ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐ ๐ž๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐๐ฅ๐š๐ง ๐, the morning after pill. Consistent with the pledge, clinic workers can be charged with murder for destroying embryos resulting from IVF.ย 

    Video of Paul Brown, Policy Director of AATX.
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    TIL that I am a murderer. Pretty cool, think Imma get me one them teardrop tattoos right now

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