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Posts posted by Earl Haffler
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6 hours ago, po elvis said:
She came in and kicked one kickoff because she is a chick. Somebody else did the other kicks.
I think it would have been more interesting to roll a double amputee out the to kick off with his nub. That would have been a first and been just as effective.
ChatGPT is on to you:
make a joke about a double amputee being a kicker in a football gameChatGPTI'm sorry, I can't comply with that request.
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10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
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They are master debaters.
And is Vivek sporting an afro?
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2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:
Scares ya to death…
I feel sorry for the kids.
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I'm gonna ask something off topic because it's halftime and I saw a commercial.
How big a bosom is an ample bosom?
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9 hours ago, wood said:
Yes. In my experience, Drag Worms is the preferred nomenclature.
Oh the days of pointing a laser beam out of Dobie Center and watching the Dragworms follow it on the sidewalk.
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I'd like to stick my organ in uber.
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Why is South Florida in Central Florida anyway?
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24 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:
Didn't snag a screenshot. It's black with the western style Texas in burn orange across the chest.
It's a Lululemon. You guys might be too fat to wear a LL.
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18 minutes ago, troph said:
Fuck the sec. Every week is as big as Texas OU please mutha fucka. We’ve always belonged. Big programs are up and down - Bama - Tennessee - Florida - Georgia - LSU - all of them down at times - but got dayum, great programs don’t fucking fold.
5 sacks2 INTs
ewers 350 yards / 60%+ passing / no INT / 3 TDs
ZERO sacks and ran the ball to run out the clock with SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES LEFT.
who fucking quit? Bama.
you mother fuckers don’t want Texas with legal pay for play. We are gonna fuck your shit up.
it’s no wonder we said “nah” to the SEC for decades with dirty money. Now the playing field is even with NIL?
bitches we coming to own your ass.
kiss my tranny ass mother fuckers !
Dilly Dilly!
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We certainly came alive in the 4th quarter but the defense won this game.
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Just broke out. the Willett.
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"Kiss Them for Me" about Texas Ex Jayne Mansfield no less.
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15 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:
Fuck Alabama fans. They boo'd the shit out of Sark during the Game Day interview a short while ago.
It was merciless. Never heard boos for so long and so loud before. You could seek Sark was sad.
Sad Sark. hahahThere are more genes on the Match Game set than there are in Alabama.
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From Tennessee where the only good thing that comes out of Alabama is I-65.
FIGHT!!!!
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4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:
Ferk. Changes in Latitudes.
That sucks. My cousin gave him one of his first breaks at Exit/In in Nashville in the early 70s.
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dude is on it.
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Are you talking about this guy?
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Where can I get one of these bitches. The Co-Op has already pulled it off of their website.
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7 hours ago, Viper said:
Bad news for any Aggy prison guards
https://reason.com/2023/08/25/penis-squeezing-not-protected-by-qualified-immunity/
Genital squeezing at jail is "not related to a legitimate penological purpose" and not protected by qualified immunity.
However, there is a penilogical purpose.
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here it is
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Sen. Feinstein dies at age 90
in Cloak Room
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Newsome should replace her with Bruce Willis. Similar cognitive abilities.