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Earl Haffler

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  1. This must have something to do with those space lasers. This must have something to do with those space lasers.
  2. Another one. "She's just 16 years old, leave her alone they said."
  3. All okies are cut from the same cloth. At least this one got the SHIT beat out of him.
  4. I live by the golden rule of relationships: If it flies, floats, or fucks, you're better off renting.
  5. The definition of Big, Lumbering, Epic
  6. Sail on, Sailor.
  7. That's a big one.
  8. Watchin TV with the sound turned off I got water in my pipe I can't afford to call Poised and Ready Got my Crack Pipe Loaded Gotta use matches cause my lighter exploded
  9. Not exactly a magazine, but def a broadcast to keep an eye on. https://www.theleonardslosers.com/
  10. She got some guns, fo sho.
  11. I'm splitting hairs here, but I prefer Alyssa Lang.
  12. It's more expensive to maintain extra wide handicapped seats for our old, fat, crippled alums.
  13. Now, don't you be sassin' me, boy.
  14. I need some fresh cash, for re-shoots. I got a lot on my plate. I need some gas to keep things cookin'.
  15. So, regarding great guitarists, on "Beat It", you have two: Steve Lukather and EVH. I will submit as great and unexpected as EVH's solo on the song, Lukather's playing is what makes the song. His repeated riff is about as much in the groove as any guitar I've heard on any song. The door knock in the background implying EVH wants in is magic, though.
  16. S - l - u - t She may be a slut but she looks good to me S - l - u - t She may be a slut but she looks good to me
  17. Happy wife --> Happy life --> winning football games.
  18. That sounds more like a schlongoma.
  19. RIP Mr.Wint https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/bruce-glover-dead-diamonds-are-forever-1236175593/
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