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horngrad03

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  1. This is why I keep coming back here. I attempted to talk to Jenna Bush in 2001 on the way to Dallas for Tx/OU. Her sorority charter bus made the same pit stop as the group I was traveling with. I was promptly greeted by her Secret Service detail who was even further unamused when I tried to offer them a beer.
  2. I envy Cedric Baxter.
  3. Admittedly I don't know a great deal about the guy but I feel like Brad Spence might have brought in for that role. Experienced and not light in the ass.
  4. That was awful. Jody looked pissed too.
  5. Well he would have said the bedroom but nothing ever happened in there.
  6. Oh...thank god. Here comeThe texas bats.
  7. They were so cunty. Sorry. Been drinking and meant to respond to a different post. Hook em!
  8. Did that fuckface announcer just say "home cookin"?
  9. NOW...this is the Texas I know and love!!!!
  10. I understand how he feels. They look flat and like shit. I hope they were out drinking last night.
  11. Air Force One is now called Panda Express. It carries orange chicken. Not mine but had to share.
  12. Maybe take off those GIGANTIC FUCKING SUNGLASSES???
  13. Even my wife was cracking up at that idiot.
  14. I have so many people to thank for this reverse jinx victory...😁 Fuck Agricultural. Hook 'em!
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