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ShowmeyourTDs

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  1. Bada Ba Ba baah! Banks is lovin’ it.
  2. My grandpa use to say happier than a puppy with two peckers.
  3. At least 3 of them.
  4. Frickin’ Vidor shits on College Station ... maybe.
  5. My bad. I didn’t realize cat juggler is code for cock juggler.
  6. Damnit! Stop juggling cats and focus on the issue at hand. Our pets heads are falling off!
  7. 1.) Fed Ex package arrived at uncle’s house on Monday. 2.) Uncle visits an unnamed Ford dealership and picked out a certain model of full size truck on Tuesday. 3.) Wednesday player commits to university. 4.) After season starts, player decommits from previous university. 5.) Player waits a week or two after decommitment to save face, then commits to the flagship university of the state of Texas. 6.) Unnamed internet board poster from previously committed school bitches about an old bastard named uncle red. 7.) Player is happy that he gets opportunity to receive a real education and play for championship. Mom is happy that her vertigo won’t be affected during games. Uncle is happy with new truck. 8.) Surly collects money and sends new jar to original school after it is knocked over during the calamity. The End
  8. Nah man, that’s Mark Zuckerburg.
  9. If he is ready, then go public. I don’t get it ... is aggy using DHL now?
  10. South Austin don’t care. He does errbody’s mom.
  11. Or Vince Young or Colt McCoy
  12. Are you questioning why aggy does or says something weird?
  13. Aggy with an IQ over 75 is a myth.
  14. Wasn’t Derrick Johnson a eeceiver as well as linebacker in high school? This Kid reminds me of DJ. His name just screams Texas too. Bru McCoy ... it’s a perfect fit.
  15. That certainly set the stashun on fire. Do it Leal!
  16. If by football players treating the womenz like a game of whack-a-mole, then yes.
  17. Casually only though.
  18. Wankers ... Lol. That word cracks me up! Do you happen to be a punter?
  19. Then you aren’t fully committed.
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