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Eggo

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  1. Anyone know if Evan Stewart rides a motorcycle and, if so, does he wear a helmet?
  2. You didn't answer the helmet question. Or maybe you did.
  3. Aggy buddy of mine thinks they're going to "take Bo Nix" like he's just going to walk out of the store with him.
  4. I did some missionary work on South Austin's mom down in Mexico.
  5. You should take this to the I'd Pee In Exercise's Butt thread
  6. As someone from Illinois, I'd like to point out that, despite being in every incorporated town in Texas, Dairy Queen is in fact originally from Illinois. Any of y'all a fan of Jimmy John's? The Gargantuan is fucking money.
  7. Huh... according to the Raptoreum Calculator, my Ryzen 5900X would produce a whopping $0.59 profit/day compared to my GPU rig that pulls in $20/day. But yeah I guess Raptoreum could be the next ETH and I'd be rich af.
  8. I sure hope so. I don't even turn my CPU mining on because it's just a waste of electricity. GPUs are cranked though.
  9. Arrests have been made for people stealing electricity to mine crypto, so I don't doubt people are finding ways to leverage new energy sources. My home computer is now a mining rig.
  10. CPUs are extremely inefficient for mining crypto. GPU/ASIC mining or don't bother.
  11. Does RGBIII also lose to Maryland at home?
  12. It had already been a long weekend with Girl from Tech, and it was only Saturday. She had just gotten through roughing me up in the backseat of her BMW X2 when I managed the strength to open the back hatch and stumble out, determined to seek sustenance and refuel my loins. I looked left and right and asked myself "Where am I?" when a homeless man responded from afar: "You ain't never been here, kid, and you'll never be here again." I filed that advice for future pondering and shuffled down a narrow alleyway with stray cats and loose women bordering the cobblestone path. I knew I didn't belong, but I had to go on. No way would I make it out of the next Girl from Tech punishment without at least a little something to stave off death for a few hours longer. Anything would do. Suddenly... in front of me... there it was. Magnolia Cafe on Lake Austin Boulevard. I patted myself on the back (which hurt from the earlier lashings) for my luck and went in and sat at a booth. "What's good tonight?" I asked the dreadlocked waiter. "Don't worry, honey. I've got just the thing you need." After a couple more hours, I came out of the bathroom and sat back in my booth and ordered the Mag's Mud queso. It was pretty good.
  13. Just submitted my final grad school exam of the semester. What have I missed?
  14. The pizza delivery guy watching this scene play out through the living room window
  15. Anwar and Ketch are fucking mouth breathers who don't know fuck about shit.
  16. But it's only 80 miles to Good Time Charlie's here in SA
  17. This reminds me...did I ever tell y'all about my fling with the girl from Tech?
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