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Eggo

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  1. If I'm Moore I'd get a staffer pregnant, doordash a plan B, threaten to kill myself, and chill in a church parking lot to avoid playing Texas, too.
  2. He's not good, but commenting on his HS career isn't really fair given the way California shut down sports during COVID.
  3. Fuck you for the heart attack, ESPN
  4. He was just looking for a safe place to give birth.
  5. Holy shit you were just a year early
  6. Is that good?
  7. You sound like a pussy.
  8. You're right. The mods should definitely ban anyone who expects nice things to happen. /Looch
  9. Yeah unfortunately the last time I called an LSU QB a "poor man's Sam Ehlinger" in the preseason he went on to have one of the most flawless seasons of any college QB ever.
  10. Dad is a litigator who played football at Pomona and went to UT Law. Mom is a pediatric dentist in the Woodlands who went to dental school at Ole Miss and Georgia.
  11. I guess you're more a 2, 1, 3 guy
  12. Johnathan Gray was never the same after tearing both Achilleseses
  13. Damn nice do they make it for men?
  14. No one says the "Metroplex" to mean anything but the DFW region
  15. While you're not wrong, Houston suffers from not having an easily referencable phrase like "DFW" or "the panhandle" or "the valley."
  16. Your mom celebrates the guy's entire catalog.
  17. Sounds like they needed to buy her a bigger house
  18. Quinn doing a little medical tourism in Panama 👀
  19. The last two times Texas has played a Big 12 team, their star RB has bubbled over into rage.
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