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Tasking Monkey

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Everything posted by Tasking Monkey

  1. Somebody tell Jones you don't get style points on punt return team.
  2. I'm not buying any of what you're selling, no sir.
  3. The gay caballeros turn it over on downs.
  4. Nobody had facemasks in that replay.
  5. Hold these assholes to 3... and Cabo is hurt.
  6. Gundy looks like he just smoked a meth rock the size of a monkey's fist.
  7. Dammit, even the football is conspiring against us.
  8. I don't know what you're saying there, but I will fight to the death for your right to say it.
  9. Has she patched that up yet?
  10. A little PI there. That pass was uncatchable alright, not for the reason Riley thinks, though.
  11. Rambo and Rattler.
  12. I don't like the trophy being there at all, no sir.
  13. UH just played themselves, idiots.
  14. How could that not be a hold?
  15. Could the cat play us a tune, something to make us all happy?
  16. ... and anal.
  17. Why, to eat boiled crawfish covered in powder, I'll pass. I lived in VA. and experienced this method of eating seafood. It's not good.
  18. Just keep that crap in Lake Travis and we're good.
  19. You need a joker to the right of you.
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