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Posts posted by PvilleStang
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OU must still be bitter their girls lost the series...
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T.I.L. Ike Turner posts on Surly.
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Should have done that on April 1st, not 5th...
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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:
I’m sitting at the bar in a hotel in Boston last night, minding my business with a drink and waiting for my wife to come down. Drunk guy sidles up in the chair next to me and orders a Sam Adams. Turns to me and introduces himself, so I do the same. He eventually introduced himself 3 times in a brief 5 minute conversation.
He starts asking me questions about where I’m from, etc. Random bar conversations are not my thing but okay. I eventually say that I live in Texas, both Houston and Austin at different points, and he immediately says “you didn’t go to that school did ya?” I ask what he means. “The one in Austin.” I say, yeah, I went to Texas.
It’s at that point that he pulls his top coat back to reveal that he’s wearing an ATM pullover. Then proceeds to tell me he’s from a family of longhorns and he’s the black sheep. I simply say “well, hey, not everyone can get in” in a joking manner. Guy then says “all of you guys are assholes”, grabs his unoriginal beer and stalks off to a table.
These guys are insecure and humorless anywhere on the planet, and they’re always tripping over themselves to show it. It’s really weird.
Surprised he wasn't sipping some spiked seltzer through a penis straw. nttawwt
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49 minutes ago, Native Horn said:
Translation?
Always crack a second window if you roll one down. Or roll up all windows and engage window locks before releasing the barking tree frog on the family.
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11296874 HOLLINGSWORTH CLEM 245003605 03/14/2024 0303-0 ROBBERY
11296855 JAIMES SAUL 2405688 03/14/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11297006 CRUZ GABRIEL 24751538 03/15/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296968 DOMINGUEZ ADAM "Grizzly Adam" 240650540 03/15/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11296963 WILLIAMS DONALD "Starvin' Marvin Harrison" 2405801 03/15/2024 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND
11296989 WOMACK MALCOLM 2405826 03/15/2024 0303-0 ROBBERY
11297126 LAMB STEVEN 245003732 03/16/2024 2612-0
11297117 OSLIZLO TYLER 245003728 03/16/2024 1724-0 INDECENT ASSAULT
11297175 DUESTER BRYAN 245003763 03/17/2024 1604-0 SOLICITATION OF PROSTITUTION
11297228 GONZALEZ OSCAR 24771465 03/17/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11297214 HALL MAXIMILIAN 245003809 03/17/2024 0303-0 ROBBERY
11297220 HIGGINS SAMUEL 245003810 03/17/2024 0303-0 ROBBERY
11297226 LOPEZ THOMAS "Coco Lopez" 245003802 03/17/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11297191 MOORE STANLEY 245003780 03/17/2024 1706-0 INDECENT EXPOSURE
11297163 PRUETT TIMMY 245003758 03/17/2024 0200-0 SEXUAL ASSAULT
11297233 SANCHEZ ENRIQUE 2406075 03/17/2024 1709-0 INDECENCY W/CHILD SEXUAL CONTACT
11297301 CARTER JANAE 2406143 03/18/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11297278 CROZIER MICHAEL "Indecent Ex-Crozier" 24780856 03/18/2024 2418-0 PEDESTRIAN ON ROADWAY-WALKING
11297268 DEGRATE GAWAINE "Degrate One" 2406113 03/18/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11297284 HEWLETT OMER 245003853 03/18/2024 1798-0 FAIL TO COMPLY W SEX OFFENDER REGISTRATION
11297282 JACKSON EVERETT 2406125 03/18/2024 0202-0 AGG SEXUAL ASSAULT
11297236 TORRES QUINTINA JUAN 245003829 03/18/2024 0402-1
11297322 BOSTON MAURICE 245003870 03/19/2024 2418-0 PEDESTRIAN ON ROADWAY-WALKING
11297330 HAWKINS VINCENT 245003877 03/19/2024 0402-1 AGG ASSAULT DATE/FAMILY/HOUSE W/WEAPON
11297350 REED DERRICK 2406194 03/19/2024 1798-0 FAIL TO COMPLY W SEX OFFENDER REGISTRATION
11297332 THOMAS BERNARD "Bernard" 245003879 03/19/2024 2716-0
11297448 BANKS OSCAR 2406298 03/20/2024 0300-0 AGG ROBBERY
11297431 BELL SHAWN 245003951 03/20/2024 2011-0 INJURY CHILD/ELDERLY/DISABLE W/INT BODILY I
11297425 BORGIDA WILLIAM 24233451197 03/20/2024 1798-0 FAIL TO COMPLY W SEX OFFENDER REGISTRATION
11297411 ESPINOZA ALEXIS "Lex-Mex" 245003937 03/20/2024 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED
11297531 CURRY CHAUNCEY 2406383 03/21/2024 0300-0 AGG ROBBERY
11297490 GROTHE CURTIS 245003977 03/21/2024 2418-0
11297485 LANIER LISA "Lanier High" 245003975 03/21/2024 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND
11297478 LUCKETT ANDREA "Phuckett Luckett" 245003972 03/21/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11297554 NAVARRETTE ISIDRO 2406404 03/21/2024 0100-0 MURDER
11297510 RENDON ANDREW 245003995 03/21/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11297482 THOMAS EDDIE "Eddie Lizard" 245003976 03/21/2024 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND
11297488 VARGAS MARK "Aardvargas" 245003979 03/21/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11297523 VILLANUEVA CHARLES 2406374 03/21/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11297621 CADENAS MARADIAGA DELCIN 245004071 03/22/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11297597 MOLINA EDWIN 2406448 03/22/2024 1798-0 FAIL TO COMPLY W SEX OFFENDER REGISTRATION- 2
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11296399 FLORES DAVID 2405220 03/08/2024 0100-0 MURDER
11296432 SHIN JUN 2405252 03/08/2024 1604-0 SOLICITATION OF PROSTITUTION
11296347 STEVE JOSEPH "P.I. Joe" 245003229 03/08/2024 0905-0 RESIST ARREST SEARCH OR TRANSPORT
11296404 ZUNIGA ALEJANDRO 2405223 03/08/2024 0200-0 SEXUAL ASSAULT
11296501 DZENOWSKI CHESTER "Dze Nuts" 245003323 03/09/2024 0900-1 ASSAULT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FAMILY MEMBER
11296451 FLORES MELBY 245003291 03/09/2024 0402-1 AGG ASSAULT DATE/FAMILY/HOUSE W/WEAPON
11296511 RUSSELL JASON "KONY" 245003329 03/09/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11296552 ACOSTA RAMON 2405375 03/10/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296536 CAAL POP MANUEL 245003354 03/10/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296569 RIVERA RAYMOND 2405393 03/10/2024 0300-0 AGG ROBBERY
11296572 RUEDAS MARISELA 245003369 03/10/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296608 BUCKNER JUSTIN "Buck Wild" 245003395 03/11/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11296597 CRUZ-MARTINEZ ALEJANDRO 2405427 03/11/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296630 HARRIS BORJA ERIC 245003411 03/11/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296586 RUY QUENTIN 245003385 03/11/2024 1724-0 INDECENT ASSAULT
11296605 SOTHERLAND PHILLIP 245003393 03/11/2024 2411-0 DISORDERLY CONDUCT-EXPOSURE
11296701 AMADOR LUIS 2405530 03/12/2024 0303-0 ROBBERY
11296691 BERMUDEZ RICHARD "Batboy" 2405523 03/12/2024 1400-0 CRIMINAL MISCHIEF >=$750<$2;500
11296722 BURATTI BENTON 245003475 03/12/2024 0303-0 ROBBERY
11296715 DAVIS ADAM 245003464 03/12/2024 0300-0 AGG ROBBERY
11296713 PALMA QUIROZ BAYRON 245003504 03/12/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296700 PRESLEY ANDREA 2405531 03/12/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296712 SWINFORD ZEN 2405541 03/12/2024 0402-1 AGG ASSAULT DATE/FAMILY/HOUSE W/WEAPON
11296730 WINSTON MICHAEL 2405558 03/12/2024 1798-0 FAIL TO COMPLY W SEX OFFENDER REGISTRATION
11296777 BOTELLO MARCOS 2405604 03/13/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296804 HUERTA GILBERTO 245003529 03/13/2024 0303-0 ROBBERY
11296790 MITCHELL UNIQUA 2405618 03/13/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296802 SANDERS JIMMY 245003522 03/13/2024 0300-0 AGG ROBBERY
11296758 THOMAS BERNARD "Bernard" 245003501 03/13/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11296789 WAGNER JOHN "Off the Wagner" 245003517 03/13/2024 0600-0 THEFT PROP <$2;500 2/MORE PREV CONV- 2
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1 hour ago, Superhero said:
Bidet with a warm toilet seat.
Did you fall asleep on the toilet after the all nighter?
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4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:
Living in San Marcos. They are usually tossed on my front lawn. I let my dog go and piss on them. The scooters, not the drunk bobcats.
Please tell me you named your dog R. Kelly...
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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:
Those pics were taken over easter weekend in Alpine. Its about 80 miles to Big Bend from there. Not sure if there are any charging stations in Big Bend/Terlingua.
There is one in Ft. Stockton, about 70 miles away. There might be one in Marfa, 25 miles, but I don't know.
Hope he's got a generator in the back!
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20 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:
If he's anything like the clowns I know, he graduated from Texas Wesleyan Law School and then had the diploma reprinted to show TAMU on it, followed by slapping that sticker on the back window.
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10 hours ago, Slacks said:
The MFer in 8D who is loud as fuck. I can hear every word he says... Loudly.
And enjoys conversing with his new friend Professor Dei.
Well, give the professor a break. He's getting laid off soon.
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I think he's more concerned with what's on the lunch menu than the homeless crisis or the APD contract.
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1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:
Because the lake is hundreds of feet deep and there's no way divers could operate at those depths. I'm also sure outsourcing a submersible is the most cost effective method to achieve this as well.
Anyone have the number of those rednecks that magnet fish on social media....
https://usa.fishermap.org/depth-map/lady-bird-lake/
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1 minute ago, royiv said:
Why should taxpayers be on the hook for this? If the scooter companies want to operate in Austin, removing scooters from the lake should be a cost of doing business for them. They should be allowed a finite number of scooters. Deploy 100 scooters and you’re down to 90, better go diving in the lake to retrieve 10 before you can replace them.
Or, we charge back time and equipment costs to retrieve the garbage. A lien against the company for hazardous waste in the lake might be good, too.
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19 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:
You know, one reason I voted for Watson because I felt like he would drive some common sense policies regarding homeless. Instead, it seems like it's become the fifth or sixth most important policy. Real disappointing.
Meanwhile, we got machete attacks, murders, hotel fires, environmental impact, having to put up fencing everywhere instead of having natural areas. I understand that we don't want to be seen as on people that are having a hard time already, but what we seem to be doing now is no good for anyone.
We rejected the strong mayor form of governing a year or two ago... So Watson is about as powerful as Zo and Baby Alter. The nutjobs run the asylum.
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Sooners are coming out of their mobile homes for the spring, I see.
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On 3/29/2024 at 1:15 PM, squib said:
State of Texas plays the best April Fools joke and unlocks all porn sites today. Violence plummets overnight.
26 minutes ago, Armybrat said:She’s probably making higher payments for the Botox and implants than he is for his penis extension truck.
It's a GMC Sierra 1500 AT4. It's a SIERRA, not an HD 2500 or 3500. Dude bought a half ton truck for 78K...
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On 3/30/2024 at 10:29 AM, Dnaguy said:
Had no idea Cali did things like that.
That west coast is all kinds of wack-a-doo
It's the one thing Cali does right, property taxes. They make up the difference in income taxes for sure.
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11 hours ago, Nicole44 said:
I’m still in Atlanta by the way.
One of the local YIMBY clowns on Twitter claims to know it was someone he graduated with that was found deceased. Anyone actually have a name, or is this another case of the media going silent?
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11297658 DRAPER LEAH "Demon Hooker" 245004096 03/23/2024 0610-0 THEFT FROM PERSON
11297689 SEPEDA LINDSEY 2406545 03/23/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11297732 ARAUZ LOPEZ GILBERTO 24240831656 03/24/2024 0402-1 AGG ASSAULT FAM/DATE VIOLENCE
11297725 BROWN ADAM 245004135 03/24/2024 0100-0 MURDER
11297785 CANNON KELLI "Loose Cannon" 245004176 03/24/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11297746 CARRILLO-VILLEGAS LISETH 245004148 03/24/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11297766 PENNY RYAN 2406628 03/24/2024 1799-0 FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER
11297750 THOMPSON DEVANTE 2406604 03/24/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11297772 WALKER LARRY 2406633 03/24/2024 0300-0 AGG ROBBERY
11297835 BAKER DAVID "Sexpot Scott" 245004203 03/25/2024 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
11297832 DARBY PAUL "Yako13" 245004200 03/25/2024 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC
11297806 ERVIN DAVIS CUENTYN 2406670 03/25/2024 0100-0 MURDER
11297838 MCKIERNAN PATRICK "Paddy Mac" 245004206 03/25/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11297815 ACNCIO JUAN 2406680 03/25/2024 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND
11297677 MARTINEZ FRANCISCO 2406535 03/23/2024 0408-0 DEADLY CONDUCT DISCHARGE FIREARM
11297751 WILLIAMSON-BECERRA HALLE 245004155 03/24/2024 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED