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They put the names so you can see 'em in the glory holes. No need to mirror them.

The worst part is her brother bought her the shirt. /RollTide /BoomerSooner

Where's the "vomit+1" rep button?

Blowout, as in they shit themselves straight up their backs and overflowed their diapers.

Just curious if this is reddit sucking ass or something on Surly's side, but does anyone else have issues with reddit embedded videos only showing the top of the video?

Cisco certs are notable when hiring in IT. CCIEs actually earned that crap, while MCSEs are mostly worthless hacks that took a test and purged all the knowledge within 24 hours. CCNAs are more a dime a dozen, but that at least shows they've had a ramp-up in the OSI model and the basics of networking, which is useful when hiring IT admins. PMPs, on the other hand, are the new realtors. They get hired to fill out the TPS reports and get the technical employees coffee.

What kind of sick bastard orders Reese's Chocolate Covered Pretzels?!

Because no one can figure out how to start the chainsaw, duh!

Lift with your back, kids, not with your legs!

Am I the only one that was about to chunk my TV out the window with Okie Lite changing their jerseys and field paint from orange to red last Saturday?! Pick a damn color already! I place the blame solely on the mullet for this one.

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You assume Graham is batting for that team, as well as which team's roster he's on...

Sir, don't insult dildos like that, it's uncalled for. (At least dildos could please a woman)