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Man I remember this one time I used to visit this one message board. I wasn't a fan of the team they focused on but I found it was a great place to get news about college football but it also had areas that were pretty funny, and some that were actually really useful.
Then one day it turned to shit so I quit going there.
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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:
So, an armored parade float. Such a great use of our tax dollars.
But it's federal tax dollars so I helped too
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They've had it for a while:
https://www.localprofile.com/community/why-prosper-texas-police-use-a-689000-vehicle-8990600
QuoteAccording to the town of Prosper’s Communications and Media Relations Manager Todd Rice, Prosper Police Department’s emergency rescue vehicle has attended most of the town’s events since it was purchased in 2019.
The armored vehicle was acquired at no cost to the town or its taxpayers through the Federal 1033 program. “Valued at $689,000, its ability to serve in high water rescues, active shooter situations, hostage or barricaded person rescues and any other critical incidents involving our officers or officers in nearby communities, is invaluable,” Rice told Local Profile.
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Coke Zero
...w/rum or cheap bourbon.
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But what if it was a police dog?
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15 minutes ago, Wishbone said:
Kansas thread is 👉 way.
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I think maybe they were looking for the tornado thread?
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On 5/24/2024 at 6:19 PM, Biff Tannen said:
It SHOULD have been trained on Seinfeld.
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I wonder if the four year eligibility rule will be challenged before long.
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10 hours ago, PTINS said:
China was always gonna win; Russia has no other real geographical choice than to put their teeny 'nads into China's hands.
Europe found a reasonable alternative to Russian oil & gas , which is huge. Europe is by far the chosen market for Russian O&G, due to geography, simply supply and demand.
That connectivity has been temporarily benched the past 2+ years, but simple economics dictates that it will, and must work. The location of 1 of the 3 worlds largest energy producers proximate to a large population and demand center has to happen. Too much money involved. North America and the Middle East have resources, but no people or demand within their shadows. Russian and Europe is different.
China is a demand center, but building a pipeline network from $iberia to coa$tal China is problematic for many reason$, most notably that Ru$$ian ha$ to depend on China and China ha$ to depend on Ru$$ia. There are reasons why Alaska North Slope gas has never been connected by pipeline to the lower 48.
For the benefit of everyone, Russian resources must find a way into the market that it is already connected too. That is everyone, except the large LNG producers, the US, Australia & Qatar.
Now that Europe has emphatically demonstrated that it doesn't need Russian energy, they will be able to secure that same energy, cheaper than before, under a unified umbrella in a post sanction world. The long term Take-or-Pay contracts of the past will be replaced with interruptible, best efforts contracts, at a fraction of the cost.
This will wear the mask of war reparations, must it will smell like a deal that can't be refused.
Germany still has that same access to cheap Russian gas, but now it has the EU & NATO as advisors and influencers to future energy agreements with Russia. They are the still the same industrial base, and still the landing point for the Nord Stream Pipelines, but they are not alone anymore in dealing with Russia.
At its core, Germany and Germans are efficient. And resourceful.
They co-existed with the Comanche's in Texas when nobody else could.
QuoteIt's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life.
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11 hours ago, Pimphand said:
I was actually in the Harris County jury assembly hall that day and the stupid fucking cops had Fox News on. The best part was those morons were talking about how the suspects left a self portrait of themselves next to the bomb and that it was flicking off the cops taunting them and so the suspect was known to BPD and would be brought to justice.
Then we find out it is just a lite bright kit of the mooninites. You can't possibly be that stupid but here we are.
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On 5/2/2024 at 9:53 AM, Crapinon said:
Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?
Lane did it too
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20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Perhaps you are unaware of the negative history of a psycho bitch named Mary Poppins? We can't have that bullshit in our state, nosiree.
I met Mary Poppins one morning at Disney World. Bitch we're on vacation, my kids can have whip cream and chocolate chips on their waffles if they want and IDGAF about the calories when it's going to be 90+ by noon and 95% humidity. They will sweat it off and be fine. Damn.
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3 hours ago, BabaYaga said:
That's horse blood. You can see briefly where it's most wet and appears to be flowing out. Horses almost never trample people if there is enough space to avoid it. They have fragile legs and enough self-preservation instinct to steer clear of people in their way, especially ceremonial horses.
Used to work with a horse trainer that did a lot of work with the mounted officers in Austin. Now THOSE, are some damn well trained horses/riders. In the event of a riot, they can stand nose to tail and form a wall and sidestep and entire crowd off the street if they have to.
That's a sad video of a couple of scared, wounded animals.
When I was a kid we had a horse that would step on your foot on purpose when you tried to brush him. He was a jerk.
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15 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:
I think y'all know where I stand regarding a remedy to this situation.
Would actually be the perfect solution.
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On 4/13/2024 at 12:17 PM, joe dirt said:
i’m one of them and it fucking sucks.
Shit'll buff out.
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It would be nice to have a pair of strippers around for when you really need them...
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32 minutes ago, Parliament said:
You guys ignore the fact he mighta actually been innocent. Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.
https://www.businessinsider.com/oj-simpson-murders-and-jason-simpson-2014-6
The O.J. Simpson Saga Began 20 Years Ago Today — Here's Why His Son Should Be A Suspect
QuoteDear concludes that O.J. didn't kill his ex-wife and her friend — but he did visit the scene of the crime shortly after it occurred — and that evidence suggests his son Jason (who was 24 at the time) did it in a rage killing.
In January 1994, six months before the killings, Jason went to the emergency room because he heard voices of people who weren't there and said he felt as if he was "going to rage" because he ran out of Depakote. He stopped taking Depakote two months before the murders.
In his past, Jason had nearly killed a girlfriend (with a knife) and almost seriously injured another in fits of rage (whereas O.J. has been accused of domestic abuse, but he has never been arrested for assault and was not prone to use weapons to settle a dispute).
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4 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:
A lot of people say GMOs in wheat and other produce have triggered severe allergic conditions in people predisposed, but I like to think it’s nature punishing humans for veering too far from our carnivore roots. Nobody ever got a life threatening reaction to brisket or a ribeye in their shoe!
The boy that goes to our dance studio has alpha-gal and has to wear synthetic dance shoes because even just contact with leather fucks him up.
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Maybe ten or so years ago (was 35 then) I was having some stomach/chest area pain and the Dr ordered me to get scoped from both ends. When they started getting me ready for the procedure I asked the nurse if they would come in from the top first. Luckily she told me they used different cameras... Anyway, turned out my gallbladder had quit working (not stones, just quit). Had run through several tests and scans before they finally figured it out. The worst part was they made me wait until I farted before I could leave. And they had to be there for it.
Oh, and my gastro doctor looked like Bo Pelini.
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12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:
They are the reason we won at Yorktown - so I continue to give them a pass.
I have an uncle that always drinks French beer on July 4th to acknowledge their contributions.
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Dr. Pepper into second place
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Grape wine in a Mason jar
Homemade and brought to school...