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Gravy Train

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  1. He's not wrong though. Taco and 4Runner are new old-stock relics from 2002/2009 that could use another 60-80HP and two additional forward gears. We've covered this already.
  2. The air will be crisp and cool, I trust the beers will be too. Still about as inspired as Tom Herman to attend this game.
  3. Funny that difference amounts to a safety and Spencer Rattler is less athletic than Max Duggan.
  4. LOL no, Kirby is about as creative as a Chinese knockoff Land Rover. ...but wait, do we get to share Saban's bagmen with that move?
  5. I whipped this up quickly, realizing Tom has outright refused to step on a Frog's throat when it was presented to him:
  6. BEAT OU, because a 1-3 Oklahoma gets to travel the following week to... ...Fort Worth.
  7. Fuck it, if I find a single, I'm going to the Cotton Bowl. 1-3 Oklahoma has a nice ring to it, and aside from B12 officiating fuckery, Texas is set up just fine to embarrass OU.
  8. Larry Fedora is coaching the BU offense, believe it or not.
  9. Mensa was already told to "get it fixed," and he knows his job is on the line. Like his first time around, he just called up some other B1G retread buddies. None of them have an "up and coming" resume or are a known development pipeline to the NFL.
  10. 10/31: Oklahoma State.
  11. All that [sic] humility and he has two hard years to "learn" the QB position in Norman, Oklahoma... while attending classes at OU, knowing he passed up offers at Miami, UA and ASU.
  12. LOL third-and-Orlando from Case McCoy, and a DB who never played the ball.
  13. No. OU looks derpy on both sides of the ball. Maybe they're playing down to Texas' level. Look for my paid livestream on bumfights.tv next week.
  14. Urban hired this fraud and the better halves of UT and OUsux are coached with Urban Meyer Ohio State retreads.
  15. I'd ask CDC to contract a retired official or a practicing HS official who's well-read on NCAA protocol to independently review each game. He should be hot-mic'd on the field with the coaches and/or join the team presser with a 10-minute segment each game to review the game officiating. Troll the everloving fuck out of this conference and their poorly-educated crew so there's a weekly, public reminder of where they're fucking up.
  16. That go-ahead TD play call where Ingram fumbled, trying to stretch the ball was classic TH autistic spectrum football. There were at least three ways to get in the endzone with that formation and zero situational awareness. What a waste of talent.
  17. Odd to see the Baylor offense struggle with so many opportunities for production, but their OL is ass. WVU DL is playing out of their minds and Brewer has to bail them out on his feet.
  18. TD bishes
  19. Run it down their throats
  20. LOL, hit him harder next time, Gary.
  21. Get your shit together, B12 clown conference
  22. It's a Gawker Media product, little more than an ignorant and smug affront for industry reposts and writers with shit opinions. It's the Automotive-equivalent of Deadspin.
  23. Clever Girl, Reddit. Stark departure from the groupthink, glad-handing bullshit you typically perpetuate.
  24. They'll be lucky to move 5000 units annually. Nobody plunking down $40K for a new FR platform chooses this over a Supra, Camaro or Mustang.
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