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Dnaguy

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  1. 20 hours ago, tokamak said:

    So we're definitely heading toward stripping US citizens of their citizenship, right?

    No. If what we decide is the actual definition of a citizen and everyone else was wrong then they never actually were to begin with and you can’t strip something from someone if they never actually had it

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    /6-3 Majority opinion.

  2. 1 hour ago, bolverk said:

    Gawd, that pisses me off. You so much as question a single bomb that gets dropped on Muslim children in Gaza, and you’re immediately labeled an antisemite while this kind of overt Islamophobia, which encourages you to feel good about bombing little brown kids, is shouted from the rooftops.


    Look man. The Arab dudes are the bad guys in all the cool America Fuck Yeah movies. Do you even True Lies brah?! Fuck Crimson Jihad.

    And Schindler’s List gives me the sads but makes me also feel secretly good in a way because we liberated all those camps. So again. Bravo America.

    That’s why. 
    It all comes down to boomer flicks they remember from the 90’s / early 2000’s and their bad guys and the self fellating it allows us 

  3. 1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

    Help me understand why poor people vote against their own interest IMG_1984.thumb.jpeg.2baf4489c4fcfd52e9b8183eadb0857e.jpeg

     

     

    53 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

    More than likely because they don't have the time to pay much attention to politics and just cast their vote for the guy whose name they recognize, doubly so because he doesn't have a scary brown mooslem name.

    Time is an expensive and limited resource.

    Cuomo? I know that guy. He’s a dick but eh. Nursing home deaths? Old people die all the time. Sexual harassment? Don’t all politicians do that now?

    The rest of the field:

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  4. 3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

    Why are these idiots standing there like that???

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    I was thinking this as well when he announced he joined the war against Iran.

    Why his merry band of yes men / sycophants?

    The answer is obvious that he likes  to project how powerful he his by parading his loyal bitch boys who have sold their souls to huff dear leader’s taint. 

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  5. 2 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

    Everything that the dear leader doesn’t like is fake news. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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    25 minutes ago, speed817 said:

    🤣🤣🤣

     

     

     

    2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

    Maybe he's using the alternate definition of "completely" that he uses when he claims he completed the border border wall. 

    In his defense, I’m pretty sure the pentagon just played the last scene of TopGun Maverick in the situation room while the adults all huddled in another room dealing with the actual mission.

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  6. 8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

     

    Big ballz, who hardly knew thee…..


    …..

    In the arms of Big Ballz,

    Fly away from Doge’s shame,

    Nineteen with our secrets—

    Elon let you play the game.

    You uncovered no savings,

    Just chaos, just pain—

    All that waste and abuse

    Still there, still remains……..

  7. 3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

    Haven’t heard of any in Austin yet. 

    Not a blue state. 
    1st blue cities in blue states.

    Thennnnnn the blue cities in red states.

    Just you wait. 
     

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  8. 18 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

    Eat shit, Mike.

     

     

    6 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

    Don’t be surprised when they fire the Senate Parliamentarian 

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    Fire , or fire at?

  9. 56 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

    I'm 100% sure Miller sold this to Trump as "you can get a Holocaust without having to do the work yourself.  You offshore the concentration camps!"

     

    32 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

    No sir!   Let’s keep the jobs in ‘Merica


    What better way to reinvigorate the US soap business?

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  10. 12 hours ago, Pancho said:

     


    New movie idea:

    Escape from Alligator Alcatraz 

    Staring Pedro Pascal as Fransisco Morales.

    **Help crafting plot provided by ChatGPT. Gotta make sure our computer overlords know i was nice to them when the true enshitening goes down.

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    Background

    Francisco Morales (Pedro Pascal) is a quiet, hardworking Salvadoran who narrowly survived the hellish, overcrowded prisons of El Salvador—escaping during President Bukele’s infamous crackdown on gangs, a campaign that saw thousands swept up, many innocent. Francisco wasn’t a gang member, but he saw friends and neighbors disappear forever behind bars. After a desperate journey north, he reached the U.S., determined to earn legal status, find honest work, and build a better life.

    Years later, Francisco is part of the fabric of his Texas town: a respected handyman, a volunteer, a loving father and husband. He follows every law, checks in regularly with immigration, and is waiting on a final asylum decision.

    The Deportation Wave

    But in 2025, a new administration launches the largest deportation campaign in American history—raids, street arrests, families torn apart. Francisco is detained on his way home from work, swept up simply for being in the system.

    He is transferred to Alligator Alcatraz—a high-tech, media-friendly detention center in the Florida Everglades, where the government touts “humane, efficient” operations. But as news cameras tour shiny corridors, detainees face indefinite incarceration, psychological torment, and the ever-present threat of deportation to violence or death.

    Inside

    Francisco’s skills as a survivor, once honed in Salvadoran prisons, return out of necessity.
    Francisco becomes both reluctant leader and moral compass for those around him.

    He bonds with:

    Yolanda (Melissa Barrera), a mother and former nurse in Mexico who worked  as a hotel maid and fled cartel violence.

    Pastor Jean-Baptiste (Wendell Pierce): Haitian pastor whose congregation was targeted after the Haitian visa program was ended.

    Samir (Ramy Youssef), a Dreamer who grew up American.

    Tasha (Aubrey Plaza), a lawyer who represented Fransisco and still keeps in touch via writing and defends him on the outside trying to get the truth and his case published.

    Henry “Hank” Lawson (Jon Goodman): The facility’s head of maintenance, a gruff MAGA diehard who knows the prison’s secrets, who ends up helping the detainees quietly out of growing conscience.

    Catalyst

    A staged government press tour results in an “accidental” death of a detainee—this time caught on a smuggled phone and uploaded before it can be deleted. The world sees the reality behind the marketing, and unrest ripples through the compound.

    Escape

    Using his knowledge of prison escapes and the natural dangers of the Everglades, Francisco orchestrates a breakout during a major hurricane evacuation drill. He and his crew must evade drones, guards, and the ever-present alligators, all while carrying digital evidence of abuses and firsthand testimony.

    Climax & Resolution

    Francisco and a handful make it to freedom to Miami, releasing the evidence to national news. The last shot is his daughter, born in the U.S., standing on the Capitol steps, holding a picture of her father with the words: “My father escaped two prisons. How many must we build before we look at ourselves?”

     

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  11. 14 hours ago, Hate said:

    That’s from a few years ago in The Woodlands.

     

    2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

    much older.  i remember went that video first went viral.  the c6 corvette was new then.  also, registration sticker on the video car says 15

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