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Dnaguy

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  1. 4 hours ago, immamac said:

    Was looking at site traffic and dumbass me was like wtf happened last year on the first Tuesday of November? Why is traffic down 50% YoY on that day. I was like damn the CFP selection show was lit and I don't remember it. 

    Dumbass me keeps scrolling haha. Becomes obvious. 

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    Was @South Austin’s mom running special?

     

  2. 4 hours ago, Chopper said:

     

     

    4 hours ago, Captainant said:

    prosecution just couldn't cut the mustard

     

    3 hours ago, choripan said:

    He beat the wrap.

     

    3 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

    A true hero

     A great outcome anyway slice it

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  3. 1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


    You never forget your first boner. I was eleven years old and went to the local 7-11, where they had girlie magazines out in plain view. I'll never forget. It was Shannon Tweed, Playboy playmate of the year in 1982, who had that effect on me. I'll never forget her outfit. She was wearing .... oh, wait ... you said DONER.  Nevermind. 

     


    Doner? I hardly knew her!

     

    I’ll see myself out….

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  4. 2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

    Is he going to announced another 1000% discount?

    As for the airport issues, I'm cheering as many long lines and potential cancellations as possible. I feel for anyone impacted by the problems but Americans need to face the consequences of who we elected. Duffy, the Transportation Sec may announced potential flight cancellations but I somehow doubt Trump will go for that. He knows that he can't just inconvenience Democrats with these issues.


    I assumed they’d just do the cutting of Air traffic controllers from cities in democratic states like Chicago and the west coast… but not DC or NYC bc it would affect them directly.

  5. 5 hours ago, Bojack said:

    Bold prediction: If we invade Nigeria and Venezuela, the government shutdown continues through Christmas, the economy tanks worse than 2008, ICE goes crazy with tear gas in 20 more cities, they tear down West Wing of the White House, and the Epstein files get released and show that Trump repeatedly fucked underage girls, I could see his approval rating dipping into the high 20s. 

    Donald Trump GIF by Election 2016

  6. 55 minutes ago, B00M said:

    Is this actually true relative to Mack’s final few years, then Strong’s, then Herman’s? I feel like Sark’s teams have been significantly smarter and more disciplined and less turnover prone*

    *except probably fumbles from RBs


    We haven’t been a disciplined team since our last trip to the National championship.

    No Sark team has been what I’d call disciplined or a smart team. Our talent has been so much better we’ve been able to overcome our mistakes vs the Strong and Mensa eras 

    Fight me.

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  7. 4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

    Oh no more delicious shawarma instead of boiled hotdogs aaaaahhhhhhh 😩

     

     

    The best meal I’ve ever eaten was a Döner kebab near the Fontaine Saint-Michel. The French do it right because they throw fries on the top too.

    Buddy’s and I after graduation had a whole backpack trip planned. So we all plan to meet in Paris. I have to go Austin to Houston to Newark - train to Penn - Penn to JFK to Paris to Hostel. 
    I was the last one to arrive so everyone was already ready to hit the town. 
    I’m full on running on adrenaline when we finally stop for food around lunch time on Paris.

    I was poor and hoarding my $ for the trip so I only ate what was freely given on the plane (crackers and beer). And I didn’t eat the meal bc I was asleep when it came out.

    So by lunch my body wouldn’t really move. Like I felt like it was kind of ‘locked up’.

    So there was a Doner stand and being that I was running on empty we all decide to eat.

    Idk what a full body orgasm feels like. And I’ve never had a prostate massage. But the way women describe how they orgasm, I think that happened to me. Upon eating the Doner (with the French fries / French style Doner) a wave of warmth radiated from my toes to my finger tips. I was 20 lbs lighter and a sense of euphoria came over me. 
     

    My guess is that my blood sugar was damn near zero so any food would have done that to me, but dammit if that fountain Doner didn’t rock my world. I’ve had many since and they’re always great but not worth really remembering details about, but I always remember that one…..

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  8. On 11/2/2025 at 6:52 AM, speed817 said:

     

     



    Im all for shaming degenerates…. But when did it not even become socially unacceptable to say blackface?

    The idea of it is reprehensible but Is the actual word offensive?

    I feel like I’m doing a Marc Maron bit or something 

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  9. 21 hours ago, kevwun said:

    When my wife was a poor college student, she used to take the bus to go back home to visit her parents and friends.  From her terrible stories, you couldn't pay me to take one.  I can't imagine they've gotten any better over the last 20 years.

    I’m sorry your wife had to go through that,

    but I’m happy for you that you got to at least enjoy all that practice she must have gotten blowing guys for boogles and soda money.

    Or did she smartly smoke meth before the right as well?

  10. 21 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

    Yes he was.  Pick your battles and Saturday was prime for picking.   After a few of those missed holding calls, Sark should've been working them and then went ape chit on them with the DPI in the end zone.   If he gets a flag for unsportsmanlike conduct, so be it.  He had everything supporting his outrage including the replay on stadium video board, the TV commentators which pointed it out, and most the X/Twitter verse.  And then everything called against us from there is looked through that lense.  

     

    He can’t because he’s calling the plays.

    Thats the difference.

    It’s the inherent flaw in the head coach as a play caller model. You have to focus too much on the offense to coach the entire team / coach the game as it unfolds.

    This is why we don’t make a lot of changes IMO to the offensive game plan during the games as well.

    It’s also why we are such a low IQ and sloppy team too.

    This may be way off… but I don’t think so.

    Sark, if you’re listening, please god hire a coordinator.

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  11. 37 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

    Huh. I’ve met quite a few HUB contractors. What percentage do you figure were Trump/Abbott/Patrick/Paxton voters? 65-70%, I bet.

    I worked for a true HUB business. The only reason we could get started in the field was because of it. It worked for us ….

    But the amount of other ‘Hub’ I came to find that was due to financial fuckery (accounting tricks to keep it below the $ cap), wives that ‘ran’ the business, and straight up shell / pass through entities was troubling. 
     

    Killing it and eventually starting anew whenever the fever breaks is probably not the worst.

    That is compared to all the other horrific shitty things they’re  doing on the reg.

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  12. 7 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

    It’s amusing to me that Georgia fans try to act as if they aren’t the most favored team in the league with the reffing. It’s so completely obvious how officiating bends over backwards for them at the most crucial points of the game. 
     

     


    Maybe with the power of AI, someone could make a supercut of all their no calls and favorable calls.

    Instead of making people sing in Arnold’s voice, I wanted a societally useless application of AI to quantifiable prove that Georgia gets favored treatment.

    Until umps got shown their ass about their shot strike zone, they refused to believe they were calling balls strikes and strikes balls 

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