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Dnaguy

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  1. Maybe republicans will come out against the murder of the dog. Maybe.
  2. It’s June. Too close to home for me.
  3. Also pictured: Evangelicals
  4. we need Soros, blood libel, banking;or at least tangential Mel Gibson reference….
  5. middle east regime change?
  6. All that crazy talk making my penis soft.
  7. It’s been a while since I’ve lived in the Houston area but….. Sugarland Town Square 12-2 pm Katy City Hall 12-1pm Cypress (19823 NW Fwy) 10am-12pm Kingwood & W Lake Houston Pkwy 9:30am-12pm Conroe City Hall 1-4pm
  8. Better headline: Trail of Cheers for Democratic candidate as GOP forced to give up previously held seat to new occupant.
  9. And they say American soft power is declining…. 🤬
  10. I’m glad I can afford to offer my kids an opportunity to find themselves in that sacred biome as opposed to random dorm room floors, all night study sessions, all night benders, my bed with / the bed of loose women, and now the exile couch in the sunroom.
  11. Heart O the Hills the density of summer camps in Hunt, Texas blows my mind. How? Why? But also, why can’t I fucking go to camp? Adult summer camp would be fucking sick. Swimming, archery, horse riding, and all meals prepared. Although I could never pay for my own happiness like I pay for my families…. But the month with no kids is one fucking nice fringe benefit. The sad part is that I just end up working late every day, but just feel less guilty about it. What the hell are we talking about again?
  12. This. Trumps complete lock on the Republicans party was because of the Death Star of money that was Elon. It’s not like republicans are going to find religion and oppose him in mass force, but not being able to absolutely bully moderates into voting for Medicare and Medicaid cuts or Fiscal hawks into 2.5 trillion in deficits will severely limit Trump’s lasting agenda. Hell still get to do his executive order dictator schtick. But any lasting change via legislation will not be achieved. Any changes will come from Congress sitting on their hands during presidential overreach and the Supremes throwing out decades of precedence.
  13. Damn, I’ll have to stop by here on the way to pick the kiddos up from camp in Hunt. Thanks for the rec
  14. Oh, you fuckin’ pelican! Christ on a bike, that’s me bloody arse for the week—hope you’re proud, you softcock! Did your mum drop you on your head, or is this just how you fuckwits are raised in this shithole? Next time aim for someone who actually gives a rat’s arse, you deadset knob.”
  15. Not insects. Insects have 6 legs and three body segments. The head, abdomen (where all their legs are located), and thorax. While arthropods like insects, spiders are arachnids which also include scorpions and ticks. They have two body segments: the abdomen and cephalothorax as well as 8 legs. Spiders are legit even if Jeff Daniels isn’t a fan. However, they are no insect.
  16. Fuck you guy who’s a head taller than me. You know what?! I fucking hate Payton Manning and the mother fucking colts. Here comes a free safety blitz mother fucker. Oh no he stepped up in the pocket! Manning: Omaha!!!!
  17. Jason Kelce can throw hands!
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