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Dnaguy

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  1. you are a scholar and a saint.
  2. If there was ever a time to enforce the rules, this would be one of those times.
  3. There's a part of me that wants them to rule for the immunity so Biden can then assassinate all the conservative justices by proclaiming its an official act as he wants to replace them all. Then he just sits it out for another 4 years and due to his age he'll likely never face any real consequences when his new Supreme court rightly overturns this Calvinball court. That would be a nice chef's kiss.
  4. Get your money's worth......
  5. The supreme court: "This is a very complicated case, Maude America. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my our heads, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's SCOTUS' head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug Fox News regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.
  6. IDK if the matrix will allow this level of irony. I mean, it’s so ridiculous that millions of people will instantly detach from their power cords and our AI overlords will be in for quite the energy crunch.
  7. Dnaguy

    Shit My Kid Says

    Backstory: 5 year old pukes in upstairs bathroom when kids are supposed to be showering. When I go to clean up and ask what happened she says she has a headache and maybe sick. She needs to have her temperature taken. Dinner: Wife - Oh no, DNAgirl. Why were you sick DNAsister (7 year old): you know how she gets. [backstory is that the youngest pukes at the drop of a hat… which sucks] DNAgirl: I need my temperature taken [I take temp and it’s 97] Me: it says you’re ok DNAgirl: Oh. Well now I remember. Me: remember what? DNAgirl: DNAsis and I were playing upstairs and when she held my neck I felt sick and threw up. [DNAwife and I look at each other] DNAsis: [silence] {glare of a thousand suns at DNAgirl} Seems as if some kiddos are losing iPad time this weekend for their little conspiracy…..
  8. Someone better at photoshop than me needs to post the Limewire meme with the caption: ”Me posting the same meme on Surlyhorns” With the Buccees cruise ship on the computer screen.
  9. If people can just go and work for whomever will pay them more or treat them better, then all companies would be forced to also offer better pay or better conditions. This would result in a viscous cycle that would cause a huge redistribution of $ and wealth from the haves to the have nots. These communist market efficiencies like this have no place in capitalism edited bc little people already get the short end of the stick. @BehoId, The Underminer!- respect
  10. My guess it would be more like this…..
  11. In Texas, ex-oil and gas workers champion geothermal energy as a replacement for fossil-fueled power plants (click2houston.com) Interesting. Can't comment on the economics. But interesting nonetheless. Do places like Bozeman, Montana which happens to have a lot geothermal activity have any geothermal electrical generation?
  12. Is it just me, the simulation, or just the fact that trump hates the story so much that makes me wonder if Trump has fathered a child out of wedlock?
  13. To be fair, the justice system was never designed to or for protection of the Republic. It should work slow as state removal of liberty is big AF. The people through their congressional representatives were given the ability to impeach, remove, and restrict from office those who would imperil our system of government. There's no such thing as 'beyond a reasonable doubt' in politics. However, half the people are broken in their brains. Partisan interests have trumped loyalty to the constitution due to monied gentry, religious zealots, and legally anthropomorphic corporations using their $ and power to pervert the very system of government meant to represent the people. Instead it represents entrenched wealth and ideologues who themselves prop up power hungry sociopaths who use politics as a personal means to enrich themselves. And therefore the only real lever designed to protect us has been perverted to the point where we have to rely of the justice system as a last resort.
  14. October 7 to November with 13”, in 9th grade, and you ended up not being the biggest dick in school?! Damn. Did you got to Yates?
  15. It wasn't sex b/c he's too small for actual penetration?
  16. I agree. With The amount of holding back he’s had to endure, one touchy engage can cause him to lose control and spill his whole seedy enterprise’s catch and kill operation. Trump would be ruined.
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