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Dnaguy

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  1. Googled DJT puts. I’ve never purchased puts either, but Reddit tells me that they’re crazy expensive b/c everyone knows that this stock is going to 0. That said, even the Reddit guys seem to be weary of touching it. Now that says something.
  2. Alt chick? I think it’s more orange with khaki…Hell yeah. Tats? +1 Bolt-ons? +2 Super fit? +1 Into Butt stuff? +1 Butt stuff also includes stuffing your butt? -5,000. NM. I ain’t genZ enough for that chick.
  3. I’ve never shorted anything in my life. How do I do that? I don’t know if there’s a more certain investment I can make in my lifetime. The only question is timeline.
  4. Due to the fact that my wife moved every 2 years growing up, she’s a purger. My parents are a mm away from being hoarders. It’s not a compulsion as much as just being lazy. But what’s great is when she goes into purge mode and what it does to my daughters, See, they got the heterozygous version of the dominant hoarder genes (I think that works?). I know it’s going down when my oldest screams from upstairs in hysterics : ”Why are you always trying to throw away our memories!!!!!!” I laugh from my seat on the couch. But my joy is short lived. When purge-a-tron 5000 return downstairs without her full lb of flesh I get blamed for ruining our children and I must then wander the sex desert like Moses for much longer than my usual camel-like existence,
  5. It indeed sucks. But it’s all I know…
  6. This dude is a dick. If you want help at any hardware store you ask the old codger or just go to an Ace / True Value. Home Depot is for folks who already know what they want or are looking for the lowest price. You don’t get both real help and the lowest price IMO. The fact that this man was able to flag down 3 people at a Home Depot is a miracle and what did he do? Fucking took up their time asking a stupid question. I’ll say it again, total dick move.
  7. What is this? "I want a man with a higher vocabulary... which you don't have.... on your day-to-day speak." Glass houses.
  8. Had no idea Cali did things like that. That west coast is all kinds of wack-a-doo
  9. Rules. Using context clues…. I think I can help.
  10. If you’re not moving anytime soon and this sells, then they did you a favor. use it as a comp when protesting your appraisal and save some $ in your property taxes.
  11. Literally just Lalo Tequila and Topo Chico. Clean. Bubbly. I guess you can squeeze a lime into it to make a ranch water.... but dammit if I don't just like the taste of the tequila. Lalo is now just $38 at Total Wine b/c agave prices plummeted. No better blanco tequila for the price IMO.
  12. We’re here for you. You sound pretty upset. I’ll tell you what, we’ll keep the topic going while you go to the store. Go buy yourself nice. That way you’ll be recharged by dinner time. I bet your cooking tastes so much better when you’re rested and happy.
  13. It is amazing that insufferable assholes are not extended the same latitude as a generational talent not seen in a hundred years or so. Oh wait….
  14. [checks notes] Harvey Weinstein's in jail..... Alec Baldwin was re-indicted... Hillary Clinton didn't win the presidency.... Danny Masterson in jail.... Armie Hammer is toxic and black listed... Prince Andrew stripped of all duties..... [stops checking notes] Maybe these guys aren't really that good at their jobs.......
  15. Sir you lie. Because you know, and I know that you secretly DID want them to die in a fire.... just maybe a little more down the road and away from the gas station.
  16. What's up with the gap? Kiono?
  17. Any sexual act that requires lubricants should use water based lubricants. Anything else can lead to infection, inflammation, and irritation. In addition, not using lubricants can lead to trauma to the areas affected which also leads to an increased risk of STI and potential injury. Let's be safe, healthy, and consensual out there folks. There's only so many hours/minutes/seconds in a day to get your dick or lady parts wet (is it person parts now?)... savor every one of them.
  18. I understand where you're coming from, however....... I've been in a hydrocarbon vapor explosion that caused catastrophic damage, killed a guy, horrifically injured two others, and caused a company to go under. And due to my youth, I'm pretty sure 8 of my 9 lives have been lost. So I'm not about to go out b/c some Tina, Ashley, Maria, Shaniqua, or Bonnie doesn't want to be slightly inconvenienced at the gas station. The risk is not worth the convenance. The issue is less to do with when the gas is contained and more to do if / when you lose containment..... which does happen. There's a lot of stupid out there. Your car's electrical system is an ignition source. Your cell phone / electronics are an ignition source. Static discharge is an ignition source. Gasoline combustion engines operate on igniting the gas fumes within the piston.... so there's a flame in close proximity to flammable vapor when running. The heat generated by combustion causes portions of your car to be at temperature that are above the autoignition temperature of gasoline vapor. The holes in the swish cheese will eventually line up if you temp fate enough. Trust me.
  19. People (usually women but sometimes usually young dumb dudes) who have no fucking clue at the gas station. You Know how many times I have to ask them to turn off car while filling up? I just had to this morning and got SOOOO much attitude and a scoff. But I stood their brow beating them until she did. I mean, how clueless do you have to be to think having an ignition source so close to a flammable vapor generating action as well is ok? if it was diesel I’d at least somewhat understand while still thinking it’s not a good idea at all. I mean risk and reward and spill and all. But gasoline. Are you kidding me? Arggh.
  20. No jury can deny this fact. If the machete slits, you must convict.
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