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Dnaguy

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  1. From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it.
  2. Of all the shit that’s taken hold in porn, fucking your step mom / dad / sister thing is really something that I can’t understand. And now girls are ok with butt stuff and just walkin’ around with blu tooth led butt plugs all Willy nilly?! What happened to the good ole days? Casting couches, public pick ups, bang (insert mode of transportation), camel toes, one cup with various numbers of girls, glory holes, pee tapes, gang bangs, porn parities, and maybe some midgets stuff. It’s these things that built the internet we know and loved. I can’t say that I like where we’re headed…. Outside of the chicks and the WiFi butt plugs that play the theme from Batman. I don’t want potnhub to be blocked but…
  3. This shit is peak Surly. Bravo sir. I only regret that I have but only one rep to give. - Winston Churchill -DNAguy
  4. The Bible was upside down when he held it up in real life…. Obvious miss on the cartoon, but otherwise spot on. The amnesia of this country is truly something to almost admire. Admiration in the same way you admire that squirrel that can water ski. Asking people if they are better off now then they were 4 years ago is the icing on the cake of shit.
  5. Rogers is the same person you see when it comes to successful businessmen… They somehow believe that because they are good at one specific thing like throwing a ball or running a successful plumbing company that those skills translate is knowing exactly how to run the US or are an expert at EVERYTHING.
  6. This would have been smart. It would have worked on two levels: Ask him about dates and years for his anniversary, his children’s birth, when he graduated high school, when the challenger disaster happened, etc. If he gets them all right and he won’t , then you jump right into the report and make him look like a dummy when he doesn’t know his own report. But likely he won’t and you can correct him as I’m sure you could find this shit out. Then you can shame him by calling him a ‘well meaning special counsel who despite his long legal career is someone no responsible body could trust’
  7. I’m partial to some of their hits myself. Brand New Ham My Pizzeria Neon Neptune Are some of my favorites
  8. Jardiance at the Disco Diabeatles U Type II Owe and some more ...some that stretch into other genres than rock: 311 lbs. Lb. King Billy Idle Arrhythmics Flaming Lipos Tofu Fighters Meatwood Fat Fill Collins
  9. Was the Okie Lite vs BlowU game an out of conference game? If so, why?
  10. Never. Ever. Ever. Enter a confined space without first checking the atmoshpere. You can't SEE a hypoxic environment.
  11. Nice. Some more I just thought up: Gooey Lewis and the muumuus The Shins splints Peter Frumpton Bachman–Turner Overweight Feed Ton 41 Puddle of cud Blimp Biscuit And names that need no change: Spoon Jimmy Eat World Jonah and the Whale Weezer
  12. Hall and Bloats Guns N' Adiposes Double Tubble Rascal Fats Unfurled Ham ZZ Flop Bun Jovi Mötley Croissant
  13. A real tear jerker if you ask me.
  14. Just one. Why is this a story?! Oh shit. They forgot the commas again. Damn. Actual article: Many, Chiefs fan{s} who suffered frostbite at bitter cold playoff game, need(s) amputations
  15. If you can join them, you can beat them.
  16. One could argue that we are still at War with North Korea as we only signed an armistice..... so I guess it would only take 2 folks to corroborate that he did it, but then congress would have to vote to convict I believe. In addition, North Korea is an enemy state in other ways in their actions, the fact that they consider themselves our enemy, and they show signs of aggression towards neighbors we are bound to protect by treaty. To which, Trump would definitely be giving aide or comfort to them if passing along secrets. But even a democratically controlled house and Senate that would vote to convict of treason (I assume by majority vote in this instance) would likely be overturned by the conservative court for .... reasons..... My guess is that they would say we weren't at war, or 'active war', with NK so it doesn't count.
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