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Dnaguy

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  1. I didn’t leave middle aged brunettes with a solid figure, middle aged brunettes with a solid figure left me.
  2. This and the left wing violence overtaking right wing violence is some serious bs Whstaboutism and makes my blood boil. No one on the left with any credibility is saying this. Just stop. Left wing violence overtaking? Yeah well the right wing violence is state sanctioned so….. it doesn’t count now? The Atlantic can go eat a dick. Republicans aren’t going to read you bro. Stop trying to make fetch happen.
  3. Loophole!
  4. It was 2014. A simpler time. A time where celebrity nudes weren’t freely given out all Willy Nilly. See a candid boob from a celebrity had to be taken by a faaaaaar away paparazzo. The idea that you’d have a nude selfie? Ohhhh that would have been crazy. You had to settle for a obsessed fans rigging up eyehole cams for hot sideline reporter with some serious hangers if you needed to wet that whistle. Enter in some scrappy iCloud hackers. Men that wouldn’t dare stand for such status quo. The Fappening was released. A cornucopia of a list celebrities, athletes, and child stars (now in adulthood of course) showing off even more than just their bare boobs. Some serious zoomed in shots of their guts. Of all these drops, one stood above all others. 1.) For its dark horse nature due to the competition. I mean, we got to see Katy Perry’s corn dog throwing sweater puppies for the first time. Stiff… and I mean stiff competition here. 2.) For the volume. She had many, many pics. 3.) For just how sneaky hot she was. She did have a super banging body. Which should be expected, but she’s a goalie (oh no spoiler!) so…. America was surprised. 4.) and the most important….. THE ZOOMED IN SNATCH SHOTS TO THE POINT WHERE YOU COULD COUNT HER AGE RINGS LIKE A CHOPPED DOWN SEQUOIA. Girl had no shame in her pic game. Every lip, fold, and sanguine shade. From deep merlot, to browns, to pinks. Labia minora? Yeah I don’t think there was anything minor about it. Many of those body shamers ridiculed such expressions of the female form. But the true aficionados out there, The men who frequently dine at the Y celebrated her hanging it all out. It was more than a Solo Arby’s night, because ALL of America had the meats now.
  5. I’m not gay and can’t support the gay agenda. But the amount of dudes who blow me is quite alarming. Im a little uneasy thinking about just how many gay dudes there are out there and why they keep sucking my dick. /MAGA
  6. Do we eat another 20+ mill agsin? I mean at least this time we have someone to backfill with Parades but damn. $150 mil ish for 5 years of shitty first base hitting is wild. At least Walker can field the position and isn’t a complete bum at the plate. But is all or nothing shit is tiresome.
  7. @Brisketexan I agree with you on damn near everything but I’m call bullshit on lawyers want consistency. Hell, your clients don’t listen to you anyway and are going to do what they want to. Your clients are likely MAGA as well. Why not just, advise on case law, lose, appeal, and rake in the hrs? Although the Supreme Court is kind of raining on your parade by allowing all this shit to go into effect and ruling on all these cases on the shadow docket. I can see where that sucks the big one. That’s like completely negating the district court, multiple appellate courts, and all those billable hrs never realized. The Robert Court taking some serious bread from y’all. Is no one thinking of the lawyers?!
  8. Are you guys really saying you’d turn down going down on a chick because she doesn’t have a simp pussy / has longer labia minora lips?! Seriously? Fuck man. I always throught it made going down on chicks way easier as you can get some pretty good negative pressure going on her clit and you can kind of lock on that bad boy. I guess only a few of us are not multimillionaires with giant dongs who had to develop other skills?
  9. Maybe you just don’t love him enough….
  10. Me too brother. Me too.
  11. Not their job per se. It’s more of how much you pay for these ppl I think. MLB will not have to pay these guys nearly as much if you take out balls and strikes. That drops the human led decisions / calls from 300 pitches / game + 51-54 outs + safe calls + fouls etc down to just the outs, safe calls, fouls and etc. That is likely a reduction of your quantitative responsibilities by something like 75% or so.
  12. That make sense. Showing their asses up on a nightly basis will likely move the needle
  13. If robots are calling it then why would there need to be challenges at all? NM. I thought it was all ARAT - all robot all the time. My question is just kind of why the half measure. All this is going to do is show up umps. We know they suck already, Just go full ChatGPT calls and save us all the heartburn for the next couple of seasons
  14. Trump was talking about acetaminophen stupid libs! Paracetamol?! Don’t guys even read? /Maga
  15. 6 games to make the playoffs. Very achievable goal. We’re mortally wounded and have half our roster on the IL. Maybe as one last troll to Seattle is we can knock them out of the playoffs after they get a 2 seed and have their second best season on their history. Lot has to happen … but Lets go our fucking swinging boys! Not this.
  16. What’s sad is that he is the mirror. He is what the American electorate wants and is. Let’s look at the examples and don’t tell me that you don’t know LOTS of people just like this or value these things or want this: He’s a reality tv star. He was born rich, doesn’t really do anything, gets to be on TV, and fails up. He has no empathy, when things get hard and fails, he claims victory. He looks for easy answers to hard questions constantly and then just believes them. Constantly spouts conspiracy theories and takes no agency for his life when things are bad and claims all credit if they’re going well. When faced with overwhelming evidence he just ignores it or lies and said he never said it / believed it. He learns nothing and forms no new opinions. He has no grasp of history outside of the bubble of his own experiences and how he perceived them at that moment without the context of history. Like some sort of feedback loop of no historical context for anything. He’s all grievance. He’s selfish. List goes on and on. So many people are a multitude of these. But it took one special human being to embody them all. He truly is a singular figure in his lack of intelligence, ability to get to the top, lack of any emotional intelligence, and ability to connect with the majority of the electorate. When you step back it’s staggering.
  17. Yeah but the alternative was a black lady. What was American supposed to do?
  18. No need to pile on. Kirk meant something to these guys. He was more than a mouthpiece. He was for reaching out and lending a hand to these young men. They bear a heavy load.
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