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Dnaguy

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  1. Dr. Friend told me of this a long time ago. He called them ostitutes
  2. I believe that the Beer continuum of life is flat circle that works much like time in its dimensionality. We feel it’s linear only because we’re like a 3D shape moving through a 2D plane, we can’t understand or perceive what the true object looks like given our limited frame of reference. However we’re constantly sliding back and forth somehow and we think it’s only one direction. Thats a lot of background to say that your theory doesn’t account for all of the fat dudes drinking Mich Ultra or Flight after having to give up the better beers. And I’d also say the ultimate ‘end’ of your linear beer continuum (that isn’t an end … see note above) is actually Belgium Tripels or Quadrels that are closer to 14% ABV. Those things fuck.
  3. Props to the 16 year old for making it worthy for her to share. 😏 God knows if that was me at 16 she’d have kept her silence and still be free. Sorry. God knows if that was me, period, she’d kept her silence and still be free.
  4. The Buffalo Bills made it to 4 straight super bowls. That’s actually impressive. Bro is the Houston Texans of Democrats. Can win his division but’s never sniffed anything of real consequence
  5. I think they’re right to point out the #. Can’t truly fix a problem until you’ve reached rock bottom. Alright boys, go out there and make a difference. Get those assaults up!
  6. …..program that helps students “discern and appreciate the difference between right and wrong,”
  7. No. If what we decide is the actual definition of a citizen and everyone else was wrong then they never actually were to begin with and you can’t strip something from someone if they never actually had it /6-3 Majority opinion.
  8. Ok buddy. You wanna be fresh?! You’ve now made the lst!
  9. The former union head and actor from California? Fucking LIB!
  10. Let me try this again in the actual correct thread ……. I just know this pastry pounder is on this site….
  11. RIP on that next Philly road trip, buddy.
  12. Looks like Republicans found their new boogie man. All the country’s woes will now be his fault …. Well him and his fellow New York liberati AOC. Gavin Newsome’s whiteness makes him a less than ideal foil. Not scary and threatening. This time next year, Mandani will be known as the Muslim Manchurian Candidate, who’s going to sharia gay marry your litter box using, gender reassigned, species fluid, cat identifying trans son-daughter
  13. Look man. The Arab dudes are the bad guys in all the cool America Fuck Yeah movies. Do you even True Lies brah?! Fuck Crimson Jihad. And Schindler’s List gives me the sads but makes me also feel secretly good in a way because we liberated all those camps. So again. Bravo America. That’s why. It all comes down to boomer flicks they remember from the 90’s / early 2000’s and their bad guys and the self fellating it allows us
  14. Don’t let facts get in the way of a story.
  15. Which one of you fuckers went to a farmers market 3 years ago…… I just realized that I posted this in the wrong thread…. It was supposed to be in the ‘remind you if Surly. Oh well.
  16. Time is an expensive and limited resource. Cuomo? I know that guy. He’s a dick but eh. Nursing home deaths? Old people die all the time. Sexual harassment? Don’t all politicians do that now? The rest of the field:
  17. I was thinking this as well when he announced he joined the war against Iran. Why his merry band of yes men / sycophants? The answer is obvious that he likes to project how powerful he his by parading his loyal bitch boys who have sold their souls to huff dear leader’s taint.
  18. In his defense, I’m pretty sure the pentagon just played the last scene of TopGun Maverick in the situation room while the adults all huddled in another room dealing with the actual mission.
  19. https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/sosmap/homicide_mortality/homicide.htm
  20. Big ballz, who hardly knew thee….. ….. In the arms of Big Ballz, Fly away from Doge’s shame, Nineteen with our secrets— Elon let you play the game. You uncovered no savings, Just chaos, just pain— All that waste and abuse Still there, still remains……..
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