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Dnaguy

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  1. My only complaint is that when he finally came out around the counter that he didn’t say: ”Well alright motherf*cker. Have it your way.” before then proceeding to whoop that ass. Now that would have been the Burger King chef’s kiss.
  2. Yep… but they do have pretty decent meat markets. Pro tip, if you ever are headed to SW Houston from San Antonio, instead of taking I10 all the way in, head south on 71 in Columbus to 90 and then take that all the way to the spur (I forget which but google maps will tell you) to 59 b/f you hit Richmond / Rosenberg. I stop in East Bernard for summer sausage and avoid the traffic in Katy. Win-win. But politically I bet they suck.
  3. Hunter brought the party pack of the yayo and whores to start the evening off right for his dad. Say what you will about his taxes, the dude knows how to get amped up and give off that BDE. I also imagine he was so high on blow that he gave his dad the Herb Brooks pregame speech from Miracle…..
  4. Welp. Joe didn't lose it. Awesome. But you can't win a game in the 1st quarter... only lose it. All gas no breaks Joe. Let's fuckin' ride!
  5. I'm not going to listen to her... But I would entertain some wine, a nice dinner, and a rumble in the sack. We'll keep the conversation to movies, hobbies, and travel. No need to muck up the evening with politics. I've already popped the blue pill so no need to ruin it.
  6. Nah.... They just gave him good coke that wasn't cut. Sucks to be a poor and so jealous that you can't get that industrial grade booger sugar like the leader of the free world.
  7. Because they're all upiddy and such...... /Republicans
  8. WTF is going on in there. Is this a Parks & Rec city meeting or something?
  9. His brisket has the AIDS will sink any campaign. Best stay away Joe.
  10. Ho ree shit. Biden gettin' salty and draggin' nuts.
  11. Get spry say no child should have / pay for insurance. Make all child healthcare free.
  12. Keenan throwing up his hand needs to be a meme
  13. His domestic agenda is the closest thing to the Great Society which was the closest thing to the New Deal.
  14. Cut Big Pharma's fat profits! Let's all get skinny and start fucking!
  15. It's crazy how different the message is here than trump. What a truly black and white choice when it comes to the future. Hope and aspiration vs. gloom and retribution.
  16. I'm pretty sure he's now on to pissing down his leg.
  17. But furtive chimp.... So you know he's thinking hard
  18. Someone yelled Liar? Keep classy Republicans. Basket of deplorables.
  19. Tucker Carlson is so high on his own supply. I know it’s not a surprise, but he absolutely thinks he’s smarter than EVERYONE in the world and completely vacillates on almost everything. Beauty, cleanliness, and safety are the most important things for a country?! Crime is optional? Anytime he’s pushed he backpedals. The only thing he didn’t do is show us the stigmata and the cross ge bears everyday.
  20. Not all diddlers are closeted and not all closet cases diddle…. But you can be / do both. Maybe ‘Tebowing’ isn’t what we all thought it was for those many years.
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