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Dnaguy

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  1. This was what set me off. Standing in a hot jet bridge while some dumb broad was speaker-group-FaceTiming on her phone. She’s was a younger African American woman so I remained silent because I’m not about to go out like that. That’s how you end up on the socials and getting fired from your job. But the head FA told her to get off speaker immediately upon boarded…. Which I thanked her for profusely.
  2. I mean, being able to stand completely up during doggy sounds pretty rad….. But if you thought it was soul crushing when she bent over to get eye level, idk how you handle her Wreck it Ralph grip that completely envelops your piece.
  3. I’d settle for just Nashville. Central. A cool town. Has a AAA stadium. But that whistler can’t be allowed anywhere close.
  4. People that use speaker phone in public. I don’t want to hear about your life. STFU and be courteous to those around you. Christ. Ear buds are not expensive anymore
  5. I’d settle for Dorn’s wife….
  6. This isn’t our first rodeo. Time to strap up boys…..
  7. edit: sorry. Joke was already made by @GenXer I mean, but still. WTF?
  8. Everyone wants to walk instead of hitting we are fucking sleep walking and have lost our edge
  9. Our hitting approach for the last 3 weeks has been so… fucking…. Bad.
  10. That looks like Russel Wilson playing Dave Chapelle playing a white guy.
  11. TxDOT employees can’t be taken out to lunch. They refuse and it’s against policy to accept any gifts. I made a joke about this in a sense saying maybe they could be given a plane. A coworker didn’t get it. So I explained that Trump was getting a plane from Qatar as a gift and that he’d keep it when he left office This obviously the first time they had heard about this. And they sensed that I didn’t approve. Their response: ”Well if they are going to give it to him, why wouldn’t he take it?” Me: [Stunned] He wants to keep it for himself. Them: it’s his gift. Me: That’s not allowed. Them: why not. Me: The Constitution Them: [Shrugs]
  12. What’s even worse is that dude is 100% convinced that he’s the smartest person in every room and knows the ‘real’ truth. Imagine walking the earth thinking so little of everyone else around you or that we’ve all been blinded by some global plot… that the most successful century of any country ever in existence was somehow a failure. This is why we see the kind of abject cruelty and inhumanity in the conservative movement. Everyone else is irredeemable in their eyes. Why this has taken hold, idk for certain. I have my theories, though. 1.) the concentration of wealth and the lack of real wage growth 2.) Civil rights for historically marginalized groups like women, African Americans, and the LGBTQ+ABCD 867309 community has taken away the government sanctioned subjugation and made the white majority fearful of losing their wealth, power, or status 3.) The lack of a shared sacrifice for the country at large. The top tier of folks did not face the same kind of pain from the last wars, recessions, pandemic, etc. 4.) the lack of government accountability due to money being speech and the Supreme Court allowing corruption now.
  13. There’s a dignity that cums from a job that you’ll never find with just giving handouts.
  14. But so do the horns….
  15. Texas. The South Africa of America.
  16. President Donald Trump has said the refugee applications for the country's Afrikaner minority had been expedited as they were victims of "racial discrimination". Just when you thought they couldn’t reach a new low, be any more racist, or jump a bigger shark…. They go and completely outdo themselves.
  17. And the chaser that she then came after the woman who ran her into the wall once she exited the vehicle!
  18. edit: only 4 years late on this joke AND a retread from 3 earlier posters. This has to be some kind of surly record of sorts.
  19. No. But the resulting hard on if videoed, photographed, drawn, traced, spoken of, podcasted about, mimed, written about, or creatively danced in appreciation of would all be illegal.
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