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Dnaguy

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  1. These are fucking strikes.
  2. This ump is dog shit
  3. What the fuck are we doing up there?! We look lost!
  4. Gasp is not seeing it. He just missed a meat 92 middle down Fastball. Ouch.
  5. We look like complete ass
  6. It’s like we are trying to go deep in counts and then we just go ‘fuck it’
  7. There was the miss. Check…. Make up call. Boooo…
  8. The ump better miss at least one strike a batter too. And we don’t swing at balls coming at us. That needs to be our focus
  9. This ump sucks
  10. Just like you draw it up? This is what’s frustrating. It was ball 4… being thrown AT HIM. wtf?
  11. It’s a slippery slope when it comes to it really.
  12. I could have used that Old Navy commercial earlier when we were all rubbing one out.
  13. This brisket tastes funny.
  14. But how many times did you rub one out? I think that’s somehow key in this discussion.
  15. Is that anything like Cocaine hydrochloride injections? I hear those can help give you that oomph.
  16. Democrats perform better when turnout is low now due to winning / doing a lot better with highly engaged voters. We can’t lose those folks but we also need someone who dumb people and people who give enough of a fuck to vote yet not enough of a fuck to pay attention / be informed kind of like and stuff. We need vibes bc people can’t be bothered enough to think or listen to what people say. They’re angry about things but don’t believe they can make a change really. That’s why maga works for them. They’re dumb like them. They’re angry, and they don’t have a strategy much like these people in their life. Dems need to be out there pimping out mayor Pete shit that pimps his veteran status, makes him so incredibly stereotypical white middle America manly, and good but not too good of a dad. All the lefties know he’s a smart dude that qualified so we won’t lose them. He needs to always surround himself with hot chicks, joke about maybe he’s going to be ‘converted’, shoot bazookas / use AK’s to kill hogs, and be seen taking his kids to 6 flags + Destin Florida. But he can’t cook or go on Sesame street. That’s gay gay. He needs to be been seen grilling in a backyard and and making men feel like men again. And what better person to do this than a guy who really likes dudes, bros, and guys?! He needs to be straight gay. Passable gay. Robin Williams gay and not Nathan Layne gay. Like, make American ask the question: ‘Why are there always dudes sucking Pete’s dick?’
  17. The dog just woke up from its nap and looked at me like ‘they just got done?!’
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