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Dnaguy

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  1. Ain’t no way that this is a first offense, That dude has probably got a wrap sheet a mile long of diddles, embezzling, and racist shit that goes back decades.
  2. Bro. Please don’t ever visit San Antonio or south Texas.
  3. Paxton can get fucked. Costco is one of the few stores that I frequent that has serious talent in their workforce. Northside SA locations have some latinas working there with nice balconies and a caboose to match. That lazy eye twat rocket better not mess with one of the last simple pleasures I get on my busy ass weekends.
  4. Looks like she has it covered, no?
  5. Credit to our AI overlords: [Verse 1] Well, I had me a pickup, ’76 and rusted down Ain’t much to look at, but it never let me down Windows rolled open, radio up high Triumph in the speakers, man, I felt alive [Pre-Chorus] Oh, them days were easy, them nights were long Gas was cheap, and the world felt strong Ain’t no worries, ain’t no chains Just a long stretch of highway callin’ my name [Chorus] Ohhh, take me back to them shart-free days Where the wind blew wild and the guitars played That Hilux might be gone, but the feelin’ remains Man, I’d give anything to ride again [Verse 2] That truck took a beatin’, but it never broke down Hell, it outlived my first love and half this old town Mullet in the breeze, let the good times roll Feelin’ like a legend with a rock ‘n’ roll soul [Pre-Chorus] Oh, them days were easy, them nights were long Gas was cheap, and the world felt strong Ain’t no worries, ain’t no chains Just a long stretch of highway callin’ my name [Chorus] Ohhh, take me back to them shart-free days Where the wind blew wild and the guitars played That Hilux might be gone, but the feelin’ remains Man, I’d give anything to ride again [Bridge] (Slow, bluesy, with that Skynyrd swagger) Well, I still hear the engine hummin’ in my dreams Still feel that southern sun, still taste that gasoline Ain’t about the truck, no, it’s about the life Back when the road was open and the time felt right [Outro] (Big, grand, Free Bird-style solo kicks in) So if you see me driftin’ down that lost highway Know I’m chasin’ down them yesterday days That Hilux might be gone, but the feelin’ remains And I’d give anything to ride again… (Cue triple-guitar harmonies, let that solo wail into the night…)
  6. Anecdotal. But FIL has a plumbing company. Unmarked SUV’s showing up in residential developments in San Antonio. That is all. Criminals only? Hardly,
  7. This is the kind of off season baseball shit I love. No other sport can match baseball’s ability to mimic me in the kitchen: adding ingredients and hoping the recipe works. And this chili definitely needs more cumin.
  8. MAGA:
  9. I feel like anything they will try to pay for will either go to their rich donors or religious organizations anyway with this group. Best let them horde the $ now and pray for more reasonable politicians in the future.
  10. A lot safer work than defending elementary schools that’s for sure.
  11. Shouldn’t the cap be tied to our overall budget? (Maybe it is, IDK to be totally honest) But once you’ve got say 1/2 of the states project two year budget (so essentially the amount to cover 1 whole year’s budget), you have to do 2 things: 1.) 2/3 Use it for education 2.) 1/3 Put it in the water infrastructure fund Any interest earned off of the rainy day fund over that amount must be used for: 3.) Property tax relief or a refund to every citizen. Edit- I googled it and the rainy day fund is capped at 10% of the last biannual budget. So I still think my plan is workable no?
  12. Does it have anything to do with Jazz cigarettes
  13. You mean to tell me that Coke has been lying to us all these years?!
  14. Theres nothing soft about the any bigotry displayed by this administration
  15. We’re not getting out if this hell so easy
  16. What does she look like? I mean, if your marriage is annulled your surly brethren will be here to console her. We just need to know what she looks like …… to you know…. Be able to pick her out of a crowd.
  17. We also need another left handed hitter. Signing Bergman to a 6 year deal when he’s already had dropping production and a shoulder injury is not the answer.
  18. Doesn’t Medicare have to cover kidney failure? Like European style socialized medicine level of no age or means requirements? Can you be MAGA AAANNDD partake in government run healthcare? Quite the paradox.
  19. Slinging anything sounds like a sure fire way for LMJ to injure his arm and Abreau can’t keep up with the heater so I hope you like cold brew.
  20. It was coupe which is more like a ‘deep’ plate in my opinion.
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