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Dnaguy

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  1. Luke Fickell of 5-5 Wisconsin that just lost 3 straight including losses to Indiana and Northwestern? That Luke Fickell? I think Ohio State made the right call there.
  2. I'm surprised Gus Malzahn hasn't at least been mentioned. He could actually do decent enough job and cost a lot less than all the other candidates they're throwing around. And it would totally fit the in the SEC mold of retread coaches getting their 9th or 10th shot.
  3. Miss State, Aggy, and (I assuming he's fired) Arkansas should all consider the Gus Bus. He can't do any worse for Arkansas or Miss State than what they have now. And he'd be a lot cheaper for Aggy if they went that route...
  4. South Carolina has two closeted gay senators?! Ebany and Ivory, indeed.
  5. Don't forget to stuff the gator with bath salts to make it a true / authentic Florida Turducken.
  6. B/c your inevitable fall from grace is cushioned by a guaranteed / life altering amount of cash. Then you go and coach your 2 and 3 stars again at your next gig.
  7. Damn. Oregon State with the hardest last two games in college football it seems. But if they win'em both, they're in the Pac12 championship game.
  8. Isn't that the same line judge who bumped Charlie in that OSU game or are my eyes playing tricks on me.
  9. This sounds like the eulogy of someone’s alcoholic father who killed himself after he was charged with child porn when Geek Squad found photos on his computer that was ‘running slow’.
  10. Rest assured the AG's office will keep an eye on any financial shenanigans. [Ducks]
  11. Me trying to get laid for the first time in high school and college. Somehow like this team, I came out with a W despite all my efforts. Thank god for alcohol and daddy issues. And much like this team, it was with whatever the girl equivalent of a 4-5 football team is.
  12. I’m now watching true crime Doc about a serial killer in Times Square. This somehow is a less stressful / scary experience than our second halves.
  13. They should. We would get steamrolled by them right now.
  14. He can’t and that’s why he is who he is.
  15. This. He can’t run beyond 4 yards. blue is better.
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