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Irish Wrist Watch

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  1. A defender turns around and looks for the ball! Will wonders never cease?
  2. One more TD, rest/protect Lamb & Pollard, Dak gets more reps, stays healthy.
  3. He threw the ball so hard that the LB standing beside Lamb didn't have time to react. That's how you throw a TD pass over the middle, Sark. Dak at the seven throws eight yards deep
  4. Lamb's out there having fun
  5. Remember when GB was gonna get the first pick and upset someone on the last day of the season? Pick goes to Dallas and we get Troy Aikman. They get Tony Mandarich
  6. Let's get some momentum going into the playoffs! Let's beat these fucks by forty. Two weeks rest. Fuckin' A
  7. Great presence. Kudos on staying up while extending. Sometimes ya gotta make damn sure the fucking ref (and everyone else) sees it.
  8. Follow the fullback. Yeah
  9. The O, outside of Dak and Fat Mike, look ready to rumble
  10. someone made a good hit on that running back to keep him from getting a first down. Kudos Fat Mike, Fuck You
  11. That never happens Let's bring Wash back into the game
  12. Throwing twenty yard passes on third and three. Standard Op Procedure. They need to call every fucking play as if the game is on the line. Get the fucking first downs you stupid motherfuckers. Fuck Fat Mike. Jackass
  13. Yep, we got the lead. Time to get sloppy. WTF, we can always kick a FG. Fuck TDs. Who needs them
  14. A receiver goes up for a ball! OMG. And Pollard - good hands. Keep it up. I don't see how Dallas loses this - but that's why I watch.
  15. They lost momentum, but got it back. Fought hard. Colts QB throws ball behind fucking halfback. That fucker coulda made a bunch of yardage
  16. Surprised the punter didn't panic and down the ball at the 1 yard line
  17. Nobody was upset at the failure to go 69 yards in 40 seconds. They're mad at our failure to go 15 yards in 15 seconds.
  18. Can still see Roy being killed by: Dot. More likely now that Lorraine saves her from Roy. Could be Dot won't kill anyone - or maybe Roy's son (10% chance) Dot's daughter, Scotty - comes outta nowhere and plants an axe in the back of Roy's head just as he's ready to crush mom's windpipe. Then we discover she is Roy's daughter Lorraine. Talks dirty to Roy. Sits on Roy's kitchen table and spreads her legs. No underwear. He can't resist, pulls down pants, gets castrated and staggers off into snowy woods leaving trail of blood. Found frozen ala Jack Nicholson Dot's goofy assed husband. Has devine revelation. Figures it all out just in time. Really pissed off Token Deputy Witt Farr - Roy tries to pull that quick draw shit on Witt, but nobody knew the deputy was some kind of trophy winning quick draw motherfucker. He blows Roy's brains out Hot deputy Indira. They have epic battle with Roy getting the upper hand twice. She pulls one out of the fire. Maybe she bites his tongue off, then deballs him. Least likely way for Roy to die: tank shell takes off his head (but it would be an interesting twist). We know who's gonna kill his son. I'm thinking afterwards Roy has epic battle with Munch, and wins cuz he's such a mean motherfucker. He makes Munch look like a choir boy. Wood chipper scene? Osterizer? Hot stove? Electric turkey carver? I want to know more about Roy's secret hiding place. Body count.
  19. they laid the ball on its side??? you saying that's now a bounce strategy?
  20. I was thinking about that. You practice the hell out of OS kicks with two scenarios: In both, you have six or seven running near full speed by the time the ball is kicked. Would require great timing (i.e., practice). First scenario - the big bounce wherein your have your lead runners take out opponent trying to field the ball before it drops. Then two or three are a step behind ready to field the ball. The second scenario would be all seven in a mad dash for a pooch kick. Had we succeeded there, we would've had a minute and a half to go fifty yards - and two time outs. Damn. We woulda won that game.
  21. The most positive thought to come from this massive thread. Accurate and uplifting
  22. Couple of other mentions: IIRC, in the last ten min or so, we actually increased our numbers of blitzers, and it gave Penix some problems. WE saw a bad pass or two, maybe a drop. We got the ball back. Think maybe we should have been doing this sooner. And the other thing: What a shitty onside kick. How in this day and age can experienced coaches not have taken a good look at all of the onside kicks that have worked and not concluded that kicking the top of the ball and making it take a short hop then a big hop is the way to go. Furthermore, dammit, whenever anyone does an onside these days, it looks as if they've never practiced it in their lives. If practiced enough, I gotta believe that you can up the odds significantly of getting one of those sucker. Sadly, UT's OSK sucked.
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