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On 7/12/2023 at 12:07 PM, Pancho said:
Of course she responds with “I’m not a racist!”
Those are the craziest crazy eyes ever.
Aggie Karen gets schooled by cop:
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Any Tommy Bolin fans? Fuck heroin.
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On 7/5/2023 at 1:51 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:
I was on the winning team for Bevo's birthday rodeo during my senior year at UT.
When I was growing up my grandparents owned a combination motel/gun shop in a small town. We would go visit them for a weekend and us kids got to stay in a motel room, which we thought was way cool. On Saturday, Granddad would load up his car with guns from the shop and take me out and teach me to shoot.
There was a pasture next to my grandparent's motel that had horses in it. My parents always told us not to mess with the horses, but of course, as soon as they weren't looking we would be out in the pasture messing with the horses. One time (I was 6 at the time) I was behind one of the horses and I turned my back on him. The next thing I knew I was flying across the pasture. The horse had kicked me with both hind hooves square in the back. My older sisters picked me up and carried me back to the motel and made me promise not to tell Mom. Unfortunately for them, the two massive hoof prints on my back gave us away.
When I was 12 I got kicked square in the chest by the first horse I ever broke. It knocked me about about 10 feet away and my dad said he couldn't get a heartbeat for what seemed like an eternity but he figures it was a little less than a minute. I woke up and was fine except for the horseshoe shaped 1" knot on my chest.
I plowed my first field all by myself at 9 years old and had my fist pickup (58 Chevy stepside) as an 7th grader. You grow up fast on the farm. Probably illegal now.
That's kinda Texan I guess.
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Man am I the only one that has to take a shit 10 minutes after shooting up some adrenochrome?
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On 6/27/2023 at 9:22 PM, RDCanecutter said:
The vampires would suck the life out of him. I say keep him far away.
You ain't never going to change are you?
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I have been airborn twice while driving a car, both when I was 13 and on dirt roads. Managed to land both times without crashing.
My freshman year of high school a buddy and I stole 350lbs of dynamite and blew up, among other things, a row of post office boxes.
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On 7/4/2023 at 1:49 PM, Elvis said:
I was a young catastrophe adjuster (property) in Fairfax. I apply my 28’ ladder to a brownstone house, but it is short of the parapet wall and just below the soffit. I decided to muscle up over the parapet wall and inspected the roof.
My decent was much worse. I look over the wall and I can’t even see my ladder at all. I lean way out and finally see the feet of my ladder. I used some chalk to mark where it is.
Then I proceed to muscle down and dangle my feet until I feel something, also trying not to kick my ladder over.
I find some ladder. Then I blindly trust my feet to find a rung. My arms are burning and adrenaline is maxed out.
I get a foot set and continue to test for center of gravity while my arms are shaking.
Now I gotta figure out how to get my hands on the ladder while leaning back/forward/perfect and take a couple blind steps down rungs until I can find the ladder with my hands, still blind. Made it. Holding the top of that 28’ ladder felt like heaven
That’s up there with dumbest things I’ve done.
This had me hyperventilating
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Is nipple sweat a thing?
I think he's lactating.
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5 minutes ago, blacklab said:
You want me to block all the ip's on his ISP and ban a couple of hundred people?
Report him if he shows up and I will ban him.
"Well just shoot up in here amongst us. One of us has got to get some relief."
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54 minutes ago, bolverk said:
Translated version of the footage of the Ukrainian capture of a Russian position SL Express posted earlier. It helps to explain the situation with that one Russian lying on the ground with the grenade. Also, the way they treat/talk to that itty-bitty Russian guy makes me think they realize he probably has some intellectual challenges.
Whoa, off camera you can hear the grenade go off.
Fucking intense.
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4 hours ago, butthurt said:
Here you goztch
That was a little harder to watch than most Russian soldier death porn.
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4 hours ago, MillerEP said:
Grenades, if you watch at 0:48-0:51, you'll see Ukrainian troops are actually there throwing them.
OK I see that now. So now to the orc that had a great vault but failed to stick landing... I think he was already dead before launch but question is what blew him 30 ft in the air? Had to be something a little stronger than a grenade right?
Of all the crazy footage that one ranks up there.
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1 hour ago, butthurt said:
Warning orcs get blowed up.
What were all those secondary explosions?
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16 hours ago, MissingInAction said:
Prednisone
Prolapse
Off brand Lex Luthor
Someone called him Prilosec which cracked me up.
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He's in Montgomery County where there are no gays and girls don't climb trees and is definitely not east Texas.
Anything east of I35 is east Texas to us west Texans.
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Isbell for President!
Seriously.
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4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:
People aren't even talking or texting now too... their watching TikTok shit
And porn
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4 hours ago, Poe It Up said:
No, that’s too close to the city. I’m up north in the country.
So east Texas. Of course.
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On 6/25/2023 at 12:39 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
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On 6/15/2023 at 11:27 PM, ShaggyBevo RIP said:
Been away for quite sometime(life). What a great writer and crazy that I never met him with so much overlapping history. RIP Nova!
What overlapping history would that be? I used to get you two mixed up I think.
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On 6/23/2023 at 12:14 PM, MissingInAction said:
I'd also like to commend Jamie Lee curtis' performance. She absolutely nails the narcissistic mother character.
I should know, I've got one.
Mullaney was surprising. He has a future in dramatic acting.
I'm guessing Mulaney had sobered up by the time he filmed this? His character was hilarious.
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On 1/26/2023 at 6:29 AM, MaybeACoordinator said:Thinking of Nam now....At first my dad was a young jarhead who wanted to enlist as a fighter pilot but he was turned down over his eyesight. And shortly after that, the drugs took hold -- he was at UT when it first became awash in the music of the 13th Floor Eelvators alongside pot and acid, and he partook of all extremely freely for years, and I think introduced my younger mom to it in Houston. (I was told by one of her old running buddies that she was tripping while delivering me. I am an Acid Baby)
Anyway dad continued in school. As soon as he'd get a degree (he has three) he'd get drafted again, and by this time he was anti-war. So the last time he got drafted, he took a hero dose of acid before getting processed in the old federal building in downtown Houston, same place Cassius Clay (as he was then known) refused to serve, and decades later, my son would take his oath to serve.
So he recounted to me how he was in this long line of fellow draftees who were getting some kind of inoculation from a machine -- probably for tropical diseases. And he's there tripping balls and convinced himself they were all being administered "Vietnam Kill Juice." And so he had a panic attack and fainted in the line. He got 4-F'ed by an army shrink named Dr. Head an hour or so later, after he came back to conciousness.
His gay brother was the braver of the two: he chose the conscientous objector path, with all the consequences that route came with. However it did work out pretty well for him in the end. He was fluent in French, so Uncle Sam dispatched him to Algeria or Morocco or somewhere like that to teach English via French....Talk about a kid in candy shop...To put it in straight dude terms, imagine being a 22-year-old teacher of English in Thailand or the Philippines. Mama told me Uncle returned from the war with forms of VD unknown to American science at the time.
So sad we will never read gems like this again. RIP MaC
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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:
Yea I had to go back for the context. Not too bad on this one, but holy shit some of my old shit from the shag is so cringe.
as opposed to your Surly cringe?
jk
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Yeah, it's Gary P.
Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread
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I wonder if Johnny sack is still stanning for Meatball Ron?