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Posts posted by wood
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3 minutes ago, thestud said:
That pertain to the knuckleheads on the rescue. They remind me of Officer Doofy in Scary Movie.It's like you're inside my head. Are you inside my head?
Edited b/c I'd probably be better off not saying that out loud lol.
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Just now, thestud said:
Unfortunately it’s from my daily fucking existence, nothing cinematic about it unless you want to see what happens at the fire station between calls. Think Animal House meets Jackass, but with less drugs and more male nudity.I think you forgot Dumb & Dumber.
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3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:
Fuck what is that from? What movie?
I dunno about any movie, but you hear it all the time in the fire service ... usually when you're headed to someone's house to 'help' their cat out of a tree.
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1 hour ago, thestud said:
Goddammit. First word of the article is “firefighters”. Fucking people, quit fucking calling the fire department for this shit. Cat was up there because it wanted to be. Never once have I or anyone else on earth seen a fucking cat skeleton in a tree.
You know how I know you're a fireman?
S'up, brother...
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10 minutes ago, Lobo said:
Stanford is solidly in Top 10 in all polls. I think Tech is up there as well when they come here in ~2 weeks time. Arkansas should be comfortably Top 15/10 as well. TCU will be ranked somewhere. That'll be FIVE multi-game series with ranked opponents, mostly Top 10 over the course of the month of March. I know we don't always put much stock in early season rankings in this game we love, but c'mon...that's just filthy. Not even the SEC does shit like that. And we're playing very well to start that gauntlet. And also, A&M molests animals.
Won't someone please think of the sheep?
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1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:
oh its a Sneaky fucking cougar that somehow got stuck 50 feet up the tree in your fucking yard......
"Stuck", my ass. Cat was there because cat wanted to be there.
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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:
I know he's very happy working for the Spurs, and that it was a great move career-wise, but I hate that he is wasted on the NBA, which sucks big donkey balls.
My sentiments exactly...
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12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
Bill Schoening before him was outstanding.
Nobody will top Way for knowledge, but I still miss Bill. So entertaining and emotive. Helluva good guy, too. May or may not have consumed a beer or two with him while taking in the scenery at a yellow-colored local establishment on N. Lamar once upon a time ...
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14 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:
I saw the guy in the coat, but was distracted at the time, what was Zeke's take?
Ben: "There you go. Zeke, you got one of those?"
Zeke: "Yeah, I bust it out on occasion.
Ben: "Wouldn't wanna get no nachos on it...no mustard"
Keith: "I bet it's warm"
Zeke: " I hope it is!"
Keith: "It better be, huh?"
Hilarity ensues...
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I LOL'd sooo hard at Greg's shot at the guy in the fur coat. Pure greatness with perfect timing. It was beautiful.
Galindo probably would have ruined that moment.
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2 hours ago, Armypilot said:
Idk man. I think they get a huge RPI boost from a surging Texas team sooooo
Yeah I bet their losses this weekend were better than our wins.
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More cars than fans out there lol. Meanwhile the Disch has had great crowds all weekend...
Feature race #2 is live now:
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4 hours ago, Auto Driller said:
Quintanilla
Yeah, beat me to it. Every time I've seen him he's looked pretty damn impressive. Great heat on the fastball, and impeccable location on breaking pitches and changeup. He had 'em chasing their tails trying to figure out what was coming next yesterday.
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It doesn't seem likely that many/any of you are among the 30 or so fans out at COTA today for the Blancpain World Challenge, so here's a link to their live stream.
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This team's resume is starting to look pretty fucking legit.
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1 hour ago, skittlebrau said:
Judging from ticket sales, that should be plenty.
Going to their kit launch at Seton on Tuesday morning out of morbid curiosity.
Photos, please! I gotta go back to work Tuesday. I wanna see that massive crowd.
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'Stadium' seating complete on two of three sides. About 2000 seats so far.
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.... aaannndd the checkered flag flies on preseason testing. 2 weeks, boys.
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6 minutes ago, tejas60 said:
it's bullets dude. didn't you see the 1 - 4?
sooooooo stoooooopid
Dang. My bad.
Oh, and lulz at this idiocy: "I am a full-time athlete". Working out somewhat regularly, being anorexic or bulimic, and making regular trips to the plastic surgeon do not make you a full-time athlete.
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That's a helluva sentence.
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4 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:
I’d like to enter a plea of extra guilty
Yep. Fuck aggy.
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2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:
Pink??
Look up.
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13 hours ago, Napoleon said:
She seems like kind of a hot whore who went to the same plastic surgeon as Megan Fox.
Jesus, that doesnt even look like the same chick. Chick in the pink looks asian & not so jacked up by the cosmetic work.
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Lulz. So this nitwit could see JFF playing 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, or P ... in MLB. Well, hell. Why not LF, CF, RF, or DH too then?
LSU @ Texas series
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That motherfucker.