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totallynotabuttpirate

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  1. 4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

    You think anything in Mensa's world is that cut-and-dried?

    Yes, it's pretty cut and dried when he has to choose between his wife or a stripper/asian masseuse/hot student. 

  2. Just now, Dnaguy said:

    Just looked at the weather.

    ~ 36-38 F at kickoff (8pm Friday) and cloudy. Conditions should hold throughout the game.

    I would think that its harder to run the Sooners offense in colder conditions.... and WVU should be better suited for it.

    IDK. Just one more data pt.

     

    The colder it is, the harder the turf. So Kyler the Pussy should be in constant pain falling down anytime someone gets near him. 

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  3. 8 hours ago, pigmeat markham said:

    KK needed to go last year.  He's been there six years now and his conference record is currently 19-34, he hasn't won a home conference game other than KU in 3 years, he's had a losing conference record for six straight years now, I could go on.  He's had really bad QB injury luck this year, but didn't do any better when he had a talent like Pat Mahomes.  

    KK's buyout is 4 million and change.  Approximately 2 million more for assistants, which is on Kirby for giving them unusual 2 year deals.  The buyout money plus new coach's money is definitely there.  Leach would have come last year, but don't think so this year. Hocutt would be against it anyway.  Not sure he really gets it in that many believe Jim Leavitt is his favorite.  Horrible choice IMO.

    Wouldnt surprise me if TT wins the Baylor game to see Hocutt do nothing, offering baseless justification as he did last year.  He has great manlove for KK.

    A few details about Kliff's  contract situation. https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/9/1/17808950/kliff-kingsbury-contract-buyout

     

     

     

     

    But where else are you going to find another coach that always looks so fit and groomed? He's like the anti Holgorsen/Faterson. 

  4. 24 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

    I don think LJH’s strength’s will be as dominant in the NFL, where CB’s are far more physical across the board.

    Yep he's played against maybe 1-2 CBs who will sniff the NFL. He'll prob run around a 4.7. His route running can definitely be improved. 

  5. 3 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

    What do you Evans’ quotes sound like when he’s talking about other teams? Is he equally unenthusiastic about everyone or just Texas?


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    Texas A&M: "Well they have some vowels in their name and also play 11 guys on the field"

    Alabama: " They're a solid team that doesn't get many penalties"

    LSU: "Coach O likes crawfish and they have players that play on the field"

    Ohio St: "I think their uniforms are ok"

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  6. 1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    Why would you assume a bruise will keep Sam out?

    You mean a bruise that can cause intense pain, loss of range of motion, and swelling? 

    Yea, that's the kind of "bruise" that can keep a QB out of a game against Kansas. 

  7. 14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

    Sam is out for next week?

    Also, this team is totally different than that shit show we had under Charlie. Those teams were mentally weak and soft.

    Herman said it was a contusion, so I imagine so. 

  8. 25 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

    So where’s Garrett Wilson with his 1k yard receiver bullshit comment?

    He's sucking that Urban Liar teet and swallowing all that good BS. 

    Real talk though, he's from Ohio and has prob been a fan since he was a kid. 

  9. 5 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

    @Goo Punch is cool. He doesn't deserve any more abuse. And he's right about UT basketball. 

    Here's a gem from @6th Street, lulz. 

    "Either they teach Sam how to throw a football or find someone who does."

    So do we pile on 6th Street now or what? I got my pitchfork sharpened last week. 

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  10. 12 minutes ago, 'stache said:


    I only watch cooking shows on PBS Create. The competitions shows were fun for a while but now I find them annoying.

    Amen! Create TV is the titties. So many good shows. 

  11. 23 hours ago, Machinator said:

    That... looks like the Tennessee version of Surly, but shittier, much like their shade of orange. Are the posters there well connected or something?

    Looks like this take turned out to be spot on. Extra bonus, they're getting cornholed by the backpack guy. 

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