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totallynotabuttpirate

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  1. Is Hamm one of the most aggie aggies ever? It's like he perfectly represents what it means to be truly aggie. 

    Is wrong about almost every crooting prediction, fired from his "job" sucking aggie dick for a living, bails on his poor crying child to go slob a croot that ends up at Texas, starts a weird aggie site with some freaky stalker grandma as the main contributor, wife leaves him. 

    Anyone know if he's got a jacked up Ford truck with 8 aggie stickers on it? 

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  2. Yep, it's been confirmed that Hamm's wife got so sick of him and the rest of the aggies, she filed for divorce started bangin her brother, who's a Longhorn. 

    6 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

    I remember being sad that Hamm got fired from 247 because we were going to lose the comedy.  I haven't looked at this thread in awhile, thinking it must be a bunch of rehashing of his greatest hits, but I'm catching up, still back on page 18, and I needed to respond to the thread to comment that I never should've ever doubted him.  Hamm fucking delivers no matter his platform!

    2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

    And you haven't even gotten to the divorce stuff yet.

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  3. 18 minutes ago, JohnRedHorn said:

    Didn't he miss 4 games for drugs last season? It doesn't escalate to 6 or 8 for repeat offenders? I'd be fine with cutting him at this point. He'll only be a distraction to a team that always finds itself distracted by something. 

    That was for PEDs. Presumably this is just the regular drug policy violation (weed, molly percocet shit, etc). 

    The next failed test for either should be a year or something. 

  4. 1 hour ago, Viper said:

    Like the report said, it's the NFL you shouldn't need to teach the basics. 

    Coaches should teach the players whatever they need to be learn in order to be productive and have a successful team. That includes the basics, if they didn't learn them in high school/college. 

    Fundamentals should be routinely drilled and emphasized for all players. 

  5. 2 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

    New position coaches are always better than old coaches per reports.  It rarely shows on the field.

    I get that, goes for most head coaches too. But I can't remember reading something that bad about a position coach before. 

    IIRC, the DBs were saying they previously each did their own thing when it came to coverage techniques. 

    They still may suck this year, but at least they'll suck in an organized and systematic manner. 

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  6. 3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

    This is refreshing to hear and also frustrating. But not surprised. The route tree was non existent in this offense. It was basically just beat your man one on one. Dez being the main culprit. Seems like we could actually see guys running very crisp routes and therefore a more efficient offense. Excited to see if it pans out on the field and not just feel good quotes. But it is definitely a step in the right direction just to hear a player speak on it on record.

     

     

    That's insane, what the hell was Derek Dooley "teaching" them if they weren't learning the basics and improving their route running? The DBs already talked about how now they're learning an actual technique for the first time. 

    Not a good look for Garrett that apparently 2 very important position coaches were just dickin around. 

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