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  1. 59 minutes ago, Lloyd Christmas said:

     


    Interesting. I would say an impartial observer would rather see the overt homosexual eroticism in your posts and come to a conclusion that the message board seems to be your outlet for your frustrating lack of sexual gratification from the cute guy who works at the convenience store. You know, the ginger with one eye and a clubbed foot. I hope you find what you are looking for.

     

    The word you're looking for is "projection". This is a thread about OU, so it makes that someone from OU (or just a weird nazi-loving OU fan) is telling us about all the wonderful repressed homoerotic OU culture. 

    Go ahead and talk to that ginger from the convenience store, you know you want too. Don't repress it any longer, treat yourself to some D! 

  2. 18 minutes ago, Lloyd Christmas said:

     

    Uhh, I passed out, so whatever happened didnt count. 

     

    You and your homoerotic fantasies.  What's up with that?    Tell me more. 

     

    Yep, Riley is a rising star no doubt about it.  His players love him, the fans love him and if you cant tell, a lot of elite high school blue chippers like him a lot too.   He's gonna be running the big 12 for a while, so take a seat and enjoy the ride!    Also, pretend Mayfield was their only good player.  It will only compound your confusion when they yet again have another elite offense in '18. 

     

     

     

    Love too. I just calls it like I sees it. There's just so much dirty man-love energy in your posts. 

  3. 7 hours ago, Lloyd Christmas said:

    Probably, I'm German so I don't care about your state superiority complex.  I know you dont care what I feel, it's all a part of being an arrogant as a personal problem.  I was just saying the arrogance regarding your team is baseless. It's cute

    Cute? Why don't you go suck hitler's cute little cock. 

  4. 1 minute ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

    Nah playa.  That’s not how this is gonna shake out.  Congrats on showing up on this board and showing your ass. You have strange habit of giving completely qualitative and not quantitative reasoning to anything you’re saying.  Our “meh” offense will hang 40 on you this year and we’re going in raw and dry on Kyler.  Prepare your butt bitch.  It’s going to look like a baseball mitt when we’re done.

    I have a sneaking suspicion his butt was already prepared for this many, many years ago. 

  5. 14 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

    Your posts suck.  Maybe you should change your username to possiblyabuttpirate.  There's time.  You're only 12 posts in. 

    Maybe you should get move out of Chicago and get Stoops cock out of your mouth. There's still time....

  6. 2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

     

    You know who else only cares about the future?  All Aggy ever talks about is their bright future (JIMBO!!!!) and how they were about to win when some bullshit miracle of God kept them from pulling through....oh, and all the times the other team barely won

    You actually do a deep dive into the aggy playbook by somehow being more impressed by one win vs two because of points...quick reminder:  2>1.  Never go full Aggy. 

     Knock OU all you want around here - it's to be expected.  Just don't go FULL AGGY when doing so. 

    Child please....

    There's nothing about going "full aggy" talking about the future. I pointed out the fact is OU beat us 2 years in a row (with their historically good QB and offense) by a total of 10 points when we were fielding some of the worst offenses in the last 25+ years.  That's the reality. 

    Also, I didn't blame a unlucky bounce, miracle of god, or anything like that for the losses like Aggy would. I said our QB went full retard. That's the opposite of Aggy. They would claim the chief got a message from God to run a play and the refs ruined everything. 

    I also never equated 1 win being better then 2 losses. That's all you. 

    I said to look at the results of the last 3 games before taking about how OU's gonna go in deep this year. 

    Still wondering how many years it's been since OU won a natty? 

     

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  7. 18 minutes ago, Lloyd Christmas said:

    True but if you look a little bit closer at the last few meetings, for example every game played during the life time of the  incoming freshman class, they are 6-12.   or more recent history, 2-6 since your last big 12 title.   It's definitely sucked since the Stoops era began. 

    Now, now don't go all Aggie on us and start selectively picking time windows. I couldn't care less about the suck that was the last 8 years of TX football.

    All I care about is the future and I'm not sure now is the best time for OU fans to be talking shit to TX.

    Do you remember last game, how UT was driving to take the lead until Sam started using his head as a battering ram? When we had a true frosh qb, no rbs, no oline and OU was loaded and had maybe their best QB ever. 

    2016 we had another true frosh QB, no oline etc etc, and OU barely wins again.  2015 we won by more points then OU 's 2017 and 2016 wins (7) with a TE/Fullback & WR as qbs. 

    Since we're talking about the past, when did you guys win your last Natty? I guess Big 12 "trophies" will have to do LOL. 

  8. 3 hours ago, Lloyd Christmas said:

    Yep.   Gonna suck. 

    Eh, hasn't really sucked so much for the last 112 years: Texas leads the series 61–46–5

    Can you plz stick around at least until the RRS? It's bad form to troll and dash. 

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  9. I wish one of the reporters would just ask him or Jerrah if the damn nerve is fully firing. That would answer the question if he's going to be fully healed once and for all. None of this "I'm getting better everyday" crap that's been going on for 2+ years. 

  10. 1 minute ago, Lloyd Christmas said:

    It's actually an entrance requirement; you have to submit an essay proving how racist you are  before you can be accepted into the university.  I'm surprised you knew about it, we like to keep that under wraps.

    Makes sense. 

  11. 4 minutes ago, saul silver said:

    Sup guys, long-time listener, first-time caller. All your moms are sluts, and you are all dumb as hell. Am I doing this right?

    SIAP, but is there a visitor list for this weekend floating around somewhere?

    Lurker here to..... Go fuck my mom!! 

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  12. 21 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

    Who behind him?  The TE position is not going to see a big improvement.  I can buy that the coaches weren't creative enough hiding Witten's weaknesses, but that's not on him that's on the coaches.  They aren't going to get creative just because he's gone.  He isn't replaceable by any of the players behind him. 

    Schultz   Blocking TE rookie

    Swaim     Blocking TE 3rd year

    Jarwin    Receiving TE with good blocking skills 2nd year

    Uncle Rico    Receiving TE may learn to block one day  3rd year

    Any of those 4 guys that can do things like get to the spot and hold a block or keep the backside end from destroying a play, would be a good improvement. You apparently didn't watch Witten around the line last year (or the last couple). He was routinely a step too slow and couldn't block his assignment. 

    There's no TE replacing his receiving numbers this year, as I said. I suppose Uncle Rico could ball out.....but that's unlikely. 

  13. 1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

    Why did he need to go?  He was still useful and certainly wasn't a distraction like Dez.  Was his salary that much of a cap burden, or do you actually believe that he was a detriment to the offense?

    He was a progress stopper for the unexperienced guys behind him. He never came off the field. They need reps. 

    The TE position should see a big improvement in run and pass blocking, YAC, and do 30--40% worse in receiving stats. It's probably going to be a TE by committee for most of the year. 

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