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Posts posted by totallynotabuttpirate
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Just now, satyanash said:
Nah, that's totally not great or anything. He shouldn't be up for any awards like the O'Brian or Heisman next year. Dude str8 sucks.
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19 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:
you guys keep saying this and pos repping each other, but i'm not the one getting upset. jimmyjazz, and hook em, and butt pirate, and countless others are getting upset. not me. pretty weird how y'all refuse to accept this.
How's his "advanced stats" looking after this game?
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31 TDs 2 INTs
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5 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:
It never ceases to amaze me how you guys convince yourselves that i'm the one with the anger problem. Keep acting like a child because someone said something you disagree with.
Also, that's a pretty disingenuous stat you just posted, considering that Sam has actually thrown 19 TDs this year. But again, that's the very reason i'm here- the bring a little reality to our fans' sensationalist takes on our coaches, players, and teams.
Ummm... don't 11 rushing TDs count too? Or does the Goo Punch preferred statistical numbers not include that?
TDs are TDs whether theyre thrown or run for. But yea... I'm totally like being disingenuous right?
30 TDs 2 INTs.
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17 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:
There's a whole slew of better metrics available here https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/ and you aren't going to find sam's name in the top 20 of many, if any of them.
@Braff Zacklin I never said that the majority of our fan base said he's a heisman contender, and frankly nothing that i've said tonight is even a little bit outlandish. the fact that i've seen multiple posters talking about him as a heisman contender and exactly zero posters saying "tap the breaks" was enough for me to go ahead and say so.
Hey, take your "better metrics" and shove them up your fat pussy, you stupid fuck. Sam has 30 TDs and 2 INTs on the year.
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And another TD for shit QB Ehlinger.
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Goo Punch is showing himself as a true connoisseur of the cock.
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Fing arm tackles...
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Isn't Sam like 9th in the country in total QB TDs? Not only that, where does his 2 INTs rank? Top 5?
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5 man box on 3rd and 1. That's some Mensa shit....
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1 minute ago, The People’s Elbow said:
Correct. He gives no fucks about playing sound football.
"Gap integrity" WTF is that?
-Hager probably
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1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:
Is everyone watching the same game? I’m moderately shocked we don’t have a couple pick 6s with the way Duffey floats the ball around. If we didn’t play ten yards off the line (every gotdamn game) we’d be up multiple scores right now. But questioning why they kicked it? That was by far the correct decision against almost every opponent...but to be fair, I was expecting them to drop one over our secondary for an all-too-familiar-infuriating touchdown.
Nah nigga, we all watching a different Texas vs Texas Tech game.
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1 minute ago, Xian said:
Remember When you say sister fuckers in this conference, you gotta be specific
Too true!!
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To add to that, we did stop them, but Josh Thompson decided to cunt punt Stern's INT. Can't plan for that.
Thompson's on my shit list for giving up the last TD to the sisterfuckers.
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Just now, Tom Chairman said:
BingoNot really, it was the quick snap that caught their D when they weren't lined up. Nothing is guaranteed. You can't say we would have scored with 100% certainty if we ran the clock down. Remember the oline played like poo for much of the first half.
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Also, punting there doesn't do a whole lot against an offense like OU. What's 20 yards?
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Why on earth did he keep it??
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Just now, UDontKnow said:
Why you would trot out the kicker who has missed four of his last five FGs for a 41 yarder and expect him to make it? Why can't Gundy go retard when he's playing us?
Duh, because he nailed a 46 yarder balls out against TX.
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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:
As I've said before, we get everybody's best game.
A fact that is slowly dawning on Herman.
Yep, he finally said it 2 weeks ago. Whatever crappy team looks like Alabama against us, usually shits the bed shortly thereafter.
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And now this fucking crew is on point with spotting the ball?? FML
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Why didn't he miss a single throw against us?
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3 minutes ago, NowThis said:
so if OSU wins, who goes to Jerryworld?
I"M A DUMBDUMB!!
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1 minute ago, NowThis said:
so if OSU wins, who goes to Jerryworld?
They're not losing but, if they do. WVU goes if they only lose to OU. OU goes if they beat WVU and WVU loses one more game. We go if we win out and OU gets one loss.
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1 minute ago, NowThis said:
so if OSU wins, who goes to Jerryworld?
They're not losing but, if they do. WVU goes if they only lose to OU. OU goes if they beat WVU and WVU loses one more game. We go if we win out and OU gets one loss.
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The worst was a 5 man box on 2 consecutive 3rd and 1 plays. How the hell can you expect to win the down consistently. At least Tech was trying to stop the run with 7-8 man boxes and run blitzes.