Jump to content

Braff Zacklin

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    9,884
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Braff Zacklin last won the day on July 11 2021

Braff Zacklin had the most liked content!

Reputation

10,327 Surly 1%

About Braff Zacklin

Recent Profile Visitors

The recent visitors block is disabled and is not being shown to other users.

  1. The Crown Royal Princess Throne: Because while you should never put the pussy on a pedestal, it's perfectly alright to put her in a chair.
  2. Reminds me of my medal-winning routine on the parallel bars.
  3. It's got to be a weird feeling to be 6-foot-9 and feel short cuz the KID you're playing against is more than half a foot taller than you.
  4. If possible, I'd go back to that fateful day I signed up for the Shag. There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I wanna talk to him. I wanna try to talk some sense to him -- tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I gotta live with that.
  5. What a Chad! Who also Fucks.
  6. ME: Sir, your brain can absorb an impressive amount of trauma. DUDE IN WHITE SHIRT: Huh?
  7. I know Texas is not the school for moral victories, but hat's off to Vic and the ladies for snagging a No.1 seed despite the injuries and setbacks. They never made excuses and kept balling. Hope they continue that trend next week.
  8. I'm sure we got bumped to No.7 for the potential matchup with No.2 Tennessee. The committee had their pick. Guess they figured we already got belted once by Marquette so might as well let Tennessee have a crack. Both are flawed Nos.2, though.
  9. Shocked and somewhat stoked to see that Texas got a 7 seed, as that seems very generous to me, but the possibility of playing Virginia does not instill me with confidence. Please convince me that I'm a pessimistic idiot.
  10. Texas was favored but it taking down the Brooks Bros. was still a huge win and no small feat. That same team was responsible for one of my favorite all-time regular-season wins--beating a stacked UCLA side at Pauley Pavilion. How stacked? Russell Westbrook, Kevin Love, and Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, for starters. Several great teams that season, and Texas was one of them. Barnes put together a special crew.
  11. Imagine being one of the world's wealthiest people, capable of buying or doing virtually anything, yet somehow believing you're the victim and that life has been unfair to you.
×
×
  • Create New...