Braff Zacklin

That's what Holden does--take people to task. Good on him!

Trying to keep my expectations tempered, but this team is starting to seem very 2005-ish to me.

Some genuine wisdom on this page. Great to see so much love for dried chiles and the humble bean.

Spare the Rod, spoil the 'Horn?

He's probably hiding Kuato inside that massive gut.

Sad but true. He gets re-concussed so easily now. This time, it was running into a defensive back's arm that knocked him out. Tua should consider hanging it up. And the Dolphins should have to pay his full salary. Remember that game two or three years ago, where he got knocked stupid and was obviously concussed but Miami kept him out there? Yeah, fuck that franchise. Dude is tough but he's not going to be able to remember his name in a couple of more years at this rate.

Pray for her that Bret never insists on missionary.

It’s almost like some people are actually rooting for that to happen If someone told me there were two more passive-aggressive pussies on this board than the two of you, I wouldn't believe it.

Bullshit. You'd obviously do the blind, old lady, too.

Yeah, that was what I was searching for, but I found the other video first and got lazy. There was an episode of "Good Eats" several years ago that learned me on making French omelets. Can't find the video anywhere but Alton does have a step-by-step page available. https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/perfect-omelet-recipe/how-to-make-an-omelet-like-alton-brown

You're more bosomy than I remembered.

Yeah, but once upon a time, A.D. made rolls of cash washing cars ... and he didn't even have to show up or wash a single car!

Lulz @ "Muskification of stupidity." This needs to become part of our contemporary lexicon.

At last, Raygun is No.1. https://sports.yahoo.com/viral-olympic-breaker-raygun-now-ranked-no-1-in-the-world-after-bombing-in-paris-150657526.html