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UncleBuck

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  1. Because he was already gone. The ship had sailed... and as much I tried squinting my eyes, imagining I had caught a glimpse of a glorious young mullet'd man looking back at me from the edge of the horizon, waiting to see if I might commandeer a worthy vessel and give chase to rescue him from a life of not knowing if the people around him are actually Canadian or hillbillies, it was all for naught. I am a fool, and I'll bear this shame evermore.
  2. "Hey Arch, this is Coach Sark. Just wondering if you saw the news about Mac Jones officially being named the starting QB in New England okay ttyl bye."
  3. A high school in a county that borders the saltwater. I don't think that's a counterpoint. That, and Vince is an enigma, so it wouldn't matter anyway.
  4. Bo “Bags”
  5. Hey man I don't entirely disagree, but at least they've given everyone nightmares, and have been used to represent a certain attitude and image with warriors and military units in the past. I never wake up in a cold sweat after a dream where I was running from a marlin, or give my son a pep-talk where I tell him, "Go be a marlin out there today, son, be a marlin..."
  6. The idiots who understood that their town is 200 miles from the ocean.
  7. Right or wrong, this isn't the SEC, yet. And a good QB doesn't need everything to be perfect and wide open, but even so, I have no doubt Sark's gunna be a much better schemer than anyone else who's walked that sideline in over a decade.
  8. I mean that'd be cool and all, but how about Card, who was rated the #2 dual threaT QB coming out and who is apparently being raved about on the inside, just whip out his dick and fuck shit up if he's capable? Managing the game is cool for the NFL and Tom Herman, but if the kid has it, turn him loose..... and also feed Bijan.
  9. It’s in Card’s (medium sized) hands now.
  10. I sweater God, between Suchabunchabitch's wining and the two Bama Twitter fucks from earlier this week, I've never seen so many grown men pussy aching over such small shit, not even on here. Congrats on inserting yourselves into the kids' stories, losers.
  11. It's always my position. As a 17 year old he chose guaranteed pussy over our shitty HC who didn't know what the fuck he was doing so now he has to live with it! He can't just come back around here with his hella talent that we could most certainly use. FOH
  12. So if I'm reading this correctly, Sark has not named a starter.
  13. Probably tired of eating Cracker Barrel in a storm shelter.
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