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El Squared

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  1. Lincoln Riley puts dingleberries on his ice cream sundaes.
  2. Lincoln Riley uses rabbit pellets in his Traegor.
  3. Lincoln Riley not only wades in the Red River, he drinks from it.
  4. Lincoln Riley thinks Old Faithful would be a great bidet.
  5. Lincoln Riley ‘s idol is Uncle Rico.
  6. Lincoln Riley only eats corn on the cob to time his shits(poops).
  7. Lincoln Riley gets the extended warranty on every purchase.
  8. Lincoln Riley likes to double post.
  9. Lincoln Riley attends the Tour de France every year just to sniff the bicycle seats.
  10. Lincoln Riley eats cucumber sandwiches without butter.
  11. Lincoln Riley eats cucumber sandwiches without butter.
  12. Lincoln Riley has a cat named Pussy and a pussy named Jake.
  13. Lincoln Riley prefers rhomboids to parallelograms.
  14. Lincoln Riley doesn’t fart when he asked friends to pull his finger- he cums.
  15. Lincoln Riley does his own Pap smears.
  16. Lincoln Riley actually waited for Godot.
  17. Lincoln Riley stays up all night to watch The Golden Girls marathon.
  18. Lincoln Riley keeps Cheese Whiz in his glove box.
  19. Lincoln Riley gives US Savings Bonds as graduation gifts.
  20. Lincoln Riley has silk-lined lederhosen.
  21. Lincoln Riley says he’s helping power wind farms every time he farts in church.
  22. Lincoln Riley always tries to order free range squirrel at Hudson’s on the Bend
  23. Lincoln Riley always turns the toaster at hotels to 10 before he checks out.
  24. Lincoln Riley shaves with LEGOs.
  25. Lincoln Riley orders a “ McWater” at McDonalds.
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