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El Squared

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  1. This means they have something on him. It’s not good will. No one leaves 10 million on the table.
  2. This is not Czech Republic or Slovakian fare. It’s the Hostess Pastries version. There’s way better stuff over there, in case you ever leave Texas.
  3. Aggy imploding is the predictable annual script, then supernova when they win a shitty bowl game or lose to a highly ranked opponent…..that’s where the hope come from.
  4. So many mind games. Prepare for their best , if not you’re too stupid to be paid, but hey we still do that a lot….
  5. Yes but aggy is the aggy of old, so there’s that…
  6. Somehow I think, now I’m spit ballin’ here, but I think this will end badly ……there are something wrong.
  7. ou loku hateku Stomping on your nuts Bevo bores you a new hole many dicks fall out
  8. ou loku, ver 3.o,( Gooner Dreams) Eating dicks with Brent Does it get better than this? Raped, by a frog!
  9. ou loku, ver, 2.0 Eating dicks: with Brent Fucking ma: in the schooner! Raped: by a frog
  10. ou loku Eating dicks :with glee Fucking sis :in the trailer Raped : by a frog
  11. One of the dangers of being an arrogant loser/poser drawing a huge paycheck might be that some of his patrons could potentially wish some Unfortunate Events to randomly occur. If I was him, I would negotiate a very reasonable exit, soon.
  12. I’m sure the Deliverance Boys have a particularly obtuse routine ready for the Sabanites.
  13. Just win Play angry don’t turtle. zero fucks for anything else.
  14. Please let Dick Vitale, Tim Brando, Lowell Galindo, Chip Brown , Stephen A smith, and Paul Finebum all get into the same Goodtimes Van and get stranded on the railroad tracks with the doors jammed and locked with an oncoming freight train that cannot stop in time. Is that too much to ask for?
  15. I think the crystal ball was misinterpreted: it’s not aggy wins in 20__, it’s aggy wins in __20, so apparently the millennium is the variable, not the year…..
  16. On his honeymoon, Brent Venables used Crazy Glue instead of K-Y. Bob Stoops had to get a colostomy.
  17. Brent Venables likes to pull the fire alarm in the dementia unit of nursing homes.
  18. Brent Venables hits on chicks in the lobby of Ronald McDonald’s House.
  19. Just win baby, no other fucks given…..take every W while you can. Play angry and don’t turtle.
  20. Worthy wasn’t a bad QB last night
  21. Venables gets out of the shower to piss AND shit.
  22. I think Brando sired Galindo.
  23. I don’t think fans believe Sark is a bad person, they are just perplexed as to why he fucks up a bunch. The 2nd half of TTU game was a very slow car crash. WTF.
  24. The “gas” in the 2nd half was methane generated by Sark as he sharted away the lead over 30 minutes . No power from that gas & liquid to move a football, just enough though change the color of underwear.
  25. Maybe we could get Case McCoy as a QB analyst for Sark.
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