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El Squared

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  1. Shit Mentard, for $5million per you could at least give the appearance of being pissed off....
  2. He had a catastrophic day but all the units sucked dick. It was universal suckage. The OL cannot stop a 3 man rush, we still don’t know how to field kickoffs, and the DBs oh my gosh. But these coaches salaries vs the product on the field is the most hideous thing.
  3. There are lots of things to fix. This one baffles as there is plenty of “talent” in the market to handle these games. I guess they don’t receive an evaluation or it’s done by some rigged survey or self- reflecting horse shit. Difficult to believe LHN mgmt doesn’t know how the serious fans feel about these barking rectums who get more energized by an opponents score than the alleged “home “team. We cannot even market ourselves and our “brand” well. They come across as unprofessional and stupid. Bizarre.
  4. I wish college football would drop EsecSPN as it’s a fake network masquerading as an unbiased sports communications company.
  5. Defense has been working hard all year to keep our offense off the field and letting them rest. That’s Coach New Potato’s philosophy. TH is learning to squint like Bedford Orlando.
  6. The condoms are down 17-14 at the half. Altitude and green cloud formations I guess.
  7. I think they are both just racing for the bottom. It’s like what’s worse: decomposing vomit or feculent pus? The fact that they are the voice of LHN should make us all commit seppuku.
  8. Somebody cares because significant $$$$$$$ being spent, but w/o accountability or performance expectations. That’s the paradox.
  9. In any other field, being paid at his level, would Coach New Potato survive a mid-cycle performance review, unless shielded by his bro, the boss?
  10. Wait- are you implying that recruits with potential NFL aspirations are discouraged by shitty $1.7million DC coaching? But , but, but....we’re TEXAS! And UT is in Austin and such.....!
  11. What is Galindo, Brooks, and Bob Cole were all minding their own business one day and suddenly they fell into a space time wormhole , never to be seen again on earth in our lifetime. You know, like the one Jimmy Hoffa fell into.
  12. Perhaps this was done to piss off frog players in order to get some extra effort from them on the field. nothing else makes sense...... unless..........NTTIAWWT
  13. The hypocrisy is that if you loan out a used Subaru or sell a bowl game ring, it’s curtains, but raping women in Florida or Texas is not a problem. Neither is getting paid 100s of thousands of Dollars for a fake church in Alabama. the NCAA has nanotestes unless it’s about swatting gnats, then they swell up Kong’s nads.
  14. Wonder if in our offensive game-planning there will be some trickeration .....by trickeration I mean of course that the OL will pick up their blocks and not let 2-3 players come free. Maybe our center can hike the ball above Sam’s knees for a change. Double trickeration.
  15. Are they gonna wear patent leather pants and glitter gloves?
  16. Similar to FUPM and “ we are a young team” The thing is, even 3rd stringers had skills when they made the team. The schemes are bizarre. Oh well I guess TH doesn’t want a long tenure here.
  17. Coach New Potato sure does squint a lot when the cameras pick him up on the sidelines. Maybe he has vision problems and cannot tell who or which unit is on the field, just trying to make sense of the decomposing vomit on the field. Opposing teams must be in a quandary trying to figure out whether to whether to abuse our pass defense or rush defense. So many choices.
  18. Don’t scare me like that, I just got 2 new couches.
  19. What else needs to be said? Do you wait until the team goes 5-7 or 6-6 ? How much more evidence do you need?
  20. No need to get into the weeds about the problems on defense. TH is the captain of the ship, if his highly paid DC cannot or will not do the job , that’s it. It’s business.Other, more successful, captains get it. If he doesn’t then he shouldn’t be captain. He is compensated insanely well to make decisions that might make his buddies uncomfortable. Sorry, that’s the job. If you cannot handle that, move on. I don’t think though he will make a move until the ship goes under. Hope I’m wrong, but we have seen this happen and it’s ridiculous. The program should be his #1,2,3 priority. That’s what he is paid for, he is not being paid to be a placeholder or a TH cult leader.
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