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El Squared

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  1. Winning by 1 point is good enough to fulfill this criteria IMO.
  2. Likely troll job, doubt this is a real story. If it is so, don't care, just win baby.
  3. Did you have to remind us? You forgot Holly Rowe. Maybe we can get Lowell Galindo into the PTSD discussion too. Geez. I cannot go to the game, will watch on tv, sound off as usual.
  4. You are a sooner and happy you live in drive by capitol of USA. Hope springs eternal : I hope we beat your ass Saturday and for a few years to come. We have been on the wrong end of this rivalry for too long this millennium. Screw ou.
  5. Only missing one or 2 pair of chromosomes, or just maybe an extree.
  6. They have the capacity on their schedule to fill the W/L column with Ws, yet they rarely fill it.
  7. No reason to pity Coach Slingblade, he has pocketed way more than his performance abilities, just like the recent parade of millionaire losers at Texas.
  8. Lincoln Riley often scoffs and mutters “tisk, tisk” when he comes upon a reprehensible news item in a local periodical.
  9. Don’t eat meat but she sure likes the bone....
  10. When Lincoln Riley showed his manhood to his girl for the first time he introduced it as his schlong....she said it looked more like a schling.
  11. Lincoln Riley fantasizes about getting fingerbanged by Urban Meyer, like NotShelley.
  12. Just win baby.
  13. Jeez that’s a lot of adversity but I think we can overcome....
  14. I would like us to get pressure in their gaps ,if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
  15. Too many words... just say o.u.....we all understand.
  16. No one lost any teeth in that accident, guaranteed.
  17. Lincoln Riley’s secret pleasure is eating Town House crackers when he is really in his condo..
  18. Lincoln Riley's favorite butter (after Marlon Brando Butter) is duck butter.
  19. Lincoln Riley has customized "his and hers" Segways.....but he leaves "hers" unplugged at night.
  20. Lincoln Riley often sends back pulled pork sandwiches claiming " I can't taste the pig jizz".
  21. He was fingerbanging himself during the presser....can't get enough...
  22. Lincoln Riley thought a superspreader event was Souf Austin's mom last Saturday.......and he was right.
  23. Lincoln Riley likes to go to meetings.
  24. Lincoln Riley tried to patent crotchless pantyliners.
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