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Gap03

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  1. 36 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

    ‘Big Balls’ Is Now at the Social Security Administration

    Edward “Big Balls” Coristine’s placement at the SSA comes after a White House official told WIRED on Tuesday that the 19-year-old had resigned from his position in government.

    https://www.wired.com/story/big-balls-social-security-administration/

    Translation: While at DOGE, Big Balls located a weakness (or created a backdoor) in the SSA system so that he can embezzle tens of billions  (or trillions, if he screws up the decimal place again) over the next few years while "working for" the SSA. 

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  2. Btw - Campos was the same bitch that chased Cannarella in the 13th of a tourney game a couple of years ago. Amazing that they'd put an attention whore with obvious Little Man syndrome behind the plate in the CWS Finals.

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    After the Tigers pulled off a double play to bring the thirteenth inning to an end at 5-5, Cannarella and Co. headed back to the bench.

    On his way, the freshman said something to Tennessee senior Zane Denton - which was overheard by the second base umpire, Angel Campos.

    Exactly what was said is not known, however, it was enough for the umpires to decide he should be ejected from the game.

    Once they realized why Cannarella hadn't taken the field in the next inning, Peterson laid into the officiating.

    "You cannot do that, not for that. I mean these kids have played thirteen innings.

    "Again, like you want to take emotion totally out of this game, that's how you're going to do it.

    "If they're going back and forth a little bit, they're both going their own way, so be it.

    "But there's zero, zero way that you can throw a kid out for doing that. Either one of them."

     

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  3. 12 minutes ago, speed817 said:

     

     

    So is the next step that some Democratic congressperson gets a judicial ruling that ICE is violating the law and takes some U.S. Marshals to escort them around the ICE facilities?  I mean, it feels like we're due to hit the next level of constitutional crisis any time now, so I look forward to the armed confrontation between ICE and US Marshals.

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  4. 4 hours ago, Derka said:

     

     

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    You know, for all the crying about TdA at that Aurora apartment complex (which, by Fox News' own accounts is still going on), it's a mystery why ICE hasn't descended en masse on that complex to deal with that issue once and for all.  They're a bunch of performative pussies, you say?  Oh, yeah, well that checks out ...

     

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  5. 3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

    paging Jake Tapper

    Ummm ... so did pretty much the entirety of his first term cabinet. At this point - 

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    Just staaaahhp with these stories already.

     

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  6. 4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

    Of course, there is a good chance that if they donate enough money to Trump, the spyware will just come preloaded on the TrumpPhone.

    Shiiiiiit - Palantir is probably responsible for the OS.

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  7. 7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

    they found the ICE hotel in san antonio. cars circling and making noise. vehicles are now 'marked' 

    I look forward to seeing ICE rolling around in the future like this ...

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  8. 1 hour ago, Pancho said:

     

    MFers shooting rubber bullets and tear gas indiscriminately (or worse, on purpose at innocent folks), and giving people face shields is a "conspiracy to commit civil disorder" how?

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  9. To quote the great poet Marshall Mathers, "We ain't nothin' but mammals ..."  Sure, we're a bit smarter than most and have developed tools to make more resources available to the species. When it really comes down to it, though, for a good chunk of society, if they decide that someone else has something that they "need", they can be just as savage as any other mammal to get it, taking into account what they think they can get away.  That's why shit goes south so quickly in emergency situations - perception of "need" goes way up, perception of consequences goes way down , and people will do ridiculously shitty things.  That's one of the few situations when a belief in Sky Daddy can be useful to society - but even then, people will rationalize some awful behavior.   

  10. 4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

    If I were deeply religious, I might need to start asking some questions about God's opinion of this man.

    Listen to the bishop ...

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  11. 27 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

    Trump is declaring victory because there’s only going to be a 55% tariff on Chinese goods. 

    Is that a reason to be happy?

    Because that does not sound to me like a reason to be happy.   That sounds like the G.I. Joe with the kung fu grip will cost 55% more. Sad. Bigly Sad. 

    Admin announces 55% tariff likely to stay in place, market doesn't move.  TACO trade is still in effect.  Nobody gives a shit what Trump, Bessent, Nutlick, et al say about tariffs.

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