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  1. 4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

    Heard that Habba made the argument that Trump repeatedly defaming the woman he raped has actually been a good thing for Carroll, because now she's like super famous. 

    Well, at least in this case, she seems to be making an argument that she may personally believe in (given her status as an attention whore of the highest order). 

  2. 23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    And have uneducated wage slaves to be worker bees for them.  Have to have an uneducated working class that will take their assfucking not just peacefully, but cheering and voting for more of it.

    Poor rural whites think their fucking comes from powerless brown people who are happy to show up and do shit jobs that poor rural whites were NEVER willing to do (working all day for pennies at the chicken processing plant used to be for "the colored folks."  Now, it's for the dirty beaners).  They have a massive blind spot for where the ACTUAL fucking is coming from....and they actively support and gleefully vote for the primary champions of the "fuck these poor people" agenda.  Because the GQP distracts them by blaming brown people for all of their woes.

    It's fucking suicide, with a smile.  Expecting that to change is folly.

    A picture worth a thousand words - too bad the Babylon Bee crowd just doesn't get it ...

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  3. 28 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

    I'm no Democrat.  But I helped Team Biden all I could in 2020 for the very simple reason that bundling money and turning out voters for him was morally easier than taking his extreme 1/3rd (25mm voters) on to trains for liquidation camps.  You guys and your fucking human rights laws...

    You applied the bandaid when the country needed the cure ...

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  4. That's just roundoff error when you consider Kushner is getting paid $25m / year for managing a $2b investment by the Saudi Public Investment Fund (when he seems to have consistently lost money in his prior investment endeavors).  Nothing to see here, though.

  5. 7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

    I see we're back to "the predominant form of Christianity practiced by people in power who are using their beliefs to run all of our lives" isn't the real form of Christianity so we shouldn't be so judgy. Sorry, but your little Sunday clubs finally ran amok, and I'm gonna be judgy as shit. It's becoming like the republican party at this point. Sure some of you don't worship the racist fascist fuck face but those in power do so I'm gonna judge the shit out of anyone who votes R at this point. If we want to Make America Great again, how about we treat religion the way the founding fathers did and how it was generally viewed in this country before that shit head Reagan embraced the "Moral Majority" and started manipulating the masses to do their bidding in the name of religion? Yeah, I'm gonna keep judging until you all get your fucking house in order and get that shit out of politics and stop trying to run a fucking theocracy. Worship however the fuck you want in your own lives. Let your kids get blowjobs and anal at Falls Creek. I really don't give a shit until they started using that shit to run our fucking lives and demonize anyone who isn't a rich WASP. Fuck it all.

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  6. 19 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

     I’m watching the completely pathetic sight of the leader of the free world begging these creatures for .33 percent of GDP so the United States of Fucking America can beat Russia on the battlefield without firing a shot, and how happy they are to get this moment. 
     

    Call me crazy, but I think the ~$150B / year corporate handout represented by the TCJA might just have been better spent in support of Ukraine, but the fatties of the world need boats, so here we are ...  

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    Yeah, it's probably a clear violation, but let's think about it for a few more election cycles, and then ask them to pretty-please fix it and then consider those revised maps for a few more cycles ... fuck these cunts.

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  8. 5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

    They want people to have less faith in government as well.   This makes it easier for a demagogue to come to power.

    Oh, and these same people also went to these elite schools.   Like Elise and Ted Cruz, Jeffrey Clark, etc.  

    Perfect. They absolutely should have asked Elise what technical undergraduate degree she pursued to become a useful member of society.  For the record:

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    Stefanik graduated from the Albany Academy for Girls and enrolled at Harvard College, graduating with a Bachelor of Arts degree in government in 2006

    Elise can get fucked with her BA in government ...

  9. 7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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    Does Trump forgive disloyalty?

    He'd never really forgive, but if he's scared enough and viewed this as his only option to save his own ass from conviction and real recourse, he'd definitely use Tucker to get re-elected and get a pardon.  But he'd need to believe that there was no other alternative with a comparable chance of success. 

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  10. 3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


    state police monitoring citizens !!

    Only a matter of time before all women must send menstruation data to the state  

    This would be a good opportunity to make a commercial about the impending trampling of privacy rights - sort of a real-life version of that commercial where the mom and daughter get stopped trying to travel out of state.  Just load up a close friend's car with cameras, drive over to her house in the middle of the night , set up a dummy laying down in the passenger seat and drive toward the New Mexico border, and document the behavior of DPS / cops in Texas border towns / whatever new brown shirt organization Abbott and Paxton set up to police this shit.  Perhaps people would realize it isn't just breathless overreaction after all ...  

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  11. On 12/2/2023 at 2:22 PM, Underdog said:

    Gargoyle was never hot, butterface at best. 

    She's always had bass-mouth, but I don't know that you can deny that she was a little bit hot for a while before she went trailer trash for Fox News.

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  12. On 11/17/2023 at 2:27 PM, Ted Lange said:

     

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    Rest assured, the courts will certainly find that qualified immunity applies here and there will be absolutely no recourse for Officers Cleetus and Markwayne in this situation ...

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  13. On 10/25/2023 at 8:51 AM, troph said:

    I can’t deal with this. Ugghhh.  I’m at the point now that I believe we are only unique in our ability to turbo fuck the planet and that all species have an equal right to co-exist and we simply ignore that. We conflate our apex level power and intelligence for having lone sentience and even a minimal level of consciousness. I believe that to be simply untrue. Fuck all of us. 

    You remember all of those sci-fi movies where the aliens come to Earth like a plague to harvest all of its resources and then move on to the next planet ("V" et al)?  Can you imagine if humans managed to master interstellar travel?   Yeah, I can ...

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  14. 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

    So.  You mean "every possible thing that could actually help people," right?  Because that's literally the policy position being pushed. Need better education?  Thoughts and prayers.  Need safe drinking water?  Thoughts and prayers.  Need bridges that won't collapse any day now?  Thoughts and prayers.

    I should know.  I'm employed by the Thoughts and Prayers lobby, I'm even looking at office space on K Street.  Business is good.

    Perfect - let's expand it to the national defense strategy and we'll actually have a shot at repaying the national debt.

  15. I can beat that shit.  My wife recently had to get transferred from the ICU in Austin (in-network) to an ICU in Dallas that could do ECMO (also, in-network). They transported her by helicopter (air ambulance, which is generally covered by my insurance).  Nothing was mentioned to me at the time, but lo and behold, the service that they used was out-of-network.  Price tag?  $47,600.  I had already hit my out-of-pocket in-network cap, so I had thought I was good.  Instead, I now get to deal with an extra 5 figures of medical expense because of the classic in-network/out-of-network shenanigans (unless I can shame them into covering it as in-network ...).  ''

    Yep - our medical system is just absolutely fucked.

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  16. 43 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

    Clearly I give a shit, and it sucks for America that more people don't. 

    You're part of the problem if you excuse behavior by your "team" but condemn the other when they lack decorum. 

    You know both sides can be wrong at times, right?  And in this case the Dems are wrong, IMO.

    Just because fatty is wrong on most everything, doesn't mean he's wrong this time.  

    Just to be clear, I'm not condemning the other team for performative cosmetics - I'm condemning them for blocking military promotions, for blocking Supreme Court nominations, for not allowing witness testimony at Trump's second impeachment, for cramming 2 SC justices through without reasonable diligence and a metric shit-ton of other indefensible behavior.  You know, shit that matters and would have been thought unconscionable a couple of decades ago.  

    Would it be nice if everyone continued to dress up real nice?  Sure.  It's not going to fool anyone that's paying attention, though.   

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  17. 11 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

    Probably not a popular opinion around here, but for fuck sake man, put on some fucking pants and collared shirt.  I'm not saying you have to wear a suit, but you're a goddamn US Senator, not teenager headed to TGI Friday's.  Act like it.

    The fact that some of you give him a pass because he has a D next to his name is pitiful.  Would you be able to dress like that at your job?  

    Maybe I'm too old fashioned but I think it's disrespectful to dress like that on the Senate floor.

    Sorry for the rant.

    Once the Senate becomes a functioning body again, maybe I'll start to care about this.  Until then ...

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    Oh, and when Fatty is on your side, you know you're either wrong or old as fuck.

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