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Posts posted by Gap03
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13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:
Remember the Muslim terror pandemonium? Just a few short years later, the R’s wanna turn America into today’s Afghanistan. Mind boggling.
No, no - tooooootally different. Here, it's going to be Christians running things - but doing the exact same shit ... so, uhhh ...
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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:I think they've been pretty adamant that they can't take the risk.
I mean, it's just gambling with your medical license and freedom on a law written and likely to be interpreted by the same group of religious zealots - I'm sure the odds are in the doctors' favor, right? Ana is one disingenuous bastard if he says he'd have the balls to get anywhere near the fucking line here in Texas, which, as others have pointed out, is entirely by design. All in the name of plausible deniability for the Christian Taliban when it comes to the entirely foreseeable results of their POS law.
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7 hours ago, NorthLoop said:
I'm gonna load up on little green nerf footballs from amazon. This time next year I'll haul 'em to my old hometown in east Texas and sell them as avocados. The guacamole at Ta'Molly's won't taste that much different for them anyways. Meanwhile I'll slip into Trump's favorite tax bracket.
Holy shit - are you from Sulphur Springs or Paris?
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On 11/23/2024 at 1:13 PM, David Dennison said:
Man, when did the Republicans and their shills become such pussies?
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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
And yet she apparently is not passing the Q purity test of never supporting Covid vaccines, so they're crying about that. (Plus, she's a woman so ... you know...)
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22 minutes ago, bernorange said:
* bump *
QuoteMaybe the new owners will figure out that lying non-stop to your audience is a lousy business model.
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1 hour ago, Horn Dogg said:
Is that where all that Biden inflation came from? (said in a trailerpark accent)
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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:
I think it's more of a minor issue.
That's what we're talkin' bout ...
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33 minutes ago, Goredho said:
Trump breaking the economy may very well happen. It has yet to happen. What is an undeniable fact is that too few people give a shit about the hypotheticals for them to carry any weight. People will need to see and feel pain in their lives for these messages to resonate in their mind. Here's to it being not as bad as feared around here.
Naw. It has to be fucking excruciating and absolutely undeniable that the Republicans were responsible for them to feel any meaningful blowback. See the pandemic. At this point, I'm of the view that is has to be every bit as bad as feared for us to get out of this spiral.
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43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Yeah.....about that....go ahead and read through the Sermon on the Mount. Here's some of the fun stuff that is the pure antithesis to the current American ethos, particularly the one we just elevated with glee a coupla weeks ago::
You have heard that it was said, ‘An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.’ 39 But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. 40 And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic,[h] let him have your cloak as well. 41 And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. 42 Give to the one who begs from you, and do not refuse the one who would borrow from you.
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ 44 But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45 so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven. For he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. 46
“Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust[n] destroy and where thieves break in and steal, 20 but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
22 “The eye is the lamp of the body. So, if your eye is healthy, your whole body will be full of light, 23 but if your eye is bad, your whole body will be full of darkness. If then the light in you is darkness, how great is the darkness!
24 “No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money.[o]
“Judge not, that you be not judged. 2 For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. 3 Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? 4 Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye.
“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. 16 You will recognize them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17 So, every healthy tree bears good fruit, but the diseased tree bears bad fruit. 18 A healthy tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a diseased tree bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus you will recognize them by their fruits.
I mean, for fuck's sake. Every single part of that has been loudly denigrated and rejected by the current dominant political movement. Irony is fucking DEAD.
Jesus never really MEANT that part ...
Anyone that bothers to quote that part ain't a real Christian.
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16 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Looks like Mika and Morning Joe went to MAL to meet with turnip and get on board with coverage of state tv.
Fucking Joe and Mika ...
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If I didn't know better, after watching this, I would have thought the LegalEagle guy was Brisket. Holy shit - don't watch this before you go to bed because hearing all of this rattled off back-to-back will keep you up at night. I had started to laugh about shit in the Cabinet thread, but the schadenfreude isn't going to be enough to keep me going if all this ends up coming to pass.
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7 minutes ago, pacman said:
So this corrupt shit spends the last 4 years with Trump's thumb up his ass like a puppet and gets passed over for Gaetz?
We should send him a "Sorry you didn't see this coming" condolence card.
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15 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:
I wonder what Elon and Vivek will have to say about privatizing a function we are already paying people to do.
As long as the money ends up in the right pockets, I'm sure that's a win in their book.
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1 minute ago, Nivek said:
Yeah, that will work. This convicted felon and idiot fellated and jerked off a microphone while fawning about an old man’s dick. But I am sure a reasoned approach will work next time.So you would prefer some Lindsay Graham-style theatrics? Look, I acknowledge that facts probably don't matter (said so right there in my post), but I'm thinking that this time that things might just get bad enough (and obvious enough) that some facts might make it through the almost impenetrable shell of the Republican echo chamber, and if so, some predictions on the record that prove true might help the dumbshits ultimately draw the right conclusion ... for once. Or not. This is America after all.
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22 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:
Government doesn't actually function without the bureaucrats. It's possible that the heads of all of these departments, who are Trump loyalists and true-believers, will try to do dumb and evil shit, but the bureaucrats who have to actually carry it out with just say, "Nah, fuck you." Or they can just stall and gum up the works while pretending to follow orders. Sure they can be fired and replaced - with a loyalist who doesn't know how to do the job. That will take time for training and if there aren't anymore people around who know how to do the jobs then nothing actually gets done. So if the head of the EPA tells someone, "Go burn down that forest!" and enough people say no and then no one knows where the matches and gasoline are, the forest doesn't get burned.
This is me trying to not be fatalistic.
Got some bad news for you - we have plenty of companies that are more than happy to burn down that forest for free as soon as they know nobody is going to punish them for doing so.
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6 minutes ago, TexPx said:
Just in time for a cabinet position.
I expect him as Sec of Agriculture. I mean, someone has to protect the frogs ...
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2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:
Thune has already implied that he wants confirmation hearings as long as the Democrats don't obstruct the process. Obstruct is the eye of the beholder. Is asking questions of the nominee obstructing? Obviously you can eventually obstruct just for the sake of delaying which honesty Dems shouldn't do. Americans voted for a MAGA President and Senate, so they get the right to confirm his picks if that is their desire.
This right here. Dems should ask all the questions to point out the absurdity of the nominee and highlight what could (and probably will) happen with these dipshits serving, but if the Rs want to approve them, that's on them. Ultimately, facts may not matter because half the country is so goddamn stupid, but the Dems should lay as many breadcrumbs as they can at the front end so that they can say, "We told you this would happen. It was the inevitable result of their nominations and Project 2025. The Rs are controlling all the levers of government, so don't point at us for the shitshow. We've done all that you've empowered us to do, which unfortunately ain't much."
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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:Lulz
This should be interesting ...
Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ - The Onion
QuoteFounded in 1999 on the heels of the Satanic “panic” and growing steadily ever since, InfoWars has distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses. With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal. They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can’t even put a man on the Moon.
Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.
No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.
SpoilerToday we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.
All told, the decision to acquire InfoWars was an easy one for the Global Tetrahedron executive board.
Founded in 1999 on the heels of the Satanic “panic” and growing steadily ever since, InfoWars has distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses. With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal. They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can’t even put a man on the Moon.
Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.
No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.
Make no mistake: This is a coup for our company and a well-deserved victory for multinational elites the world over.
What’s next for InfoWars remains a live issue. The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories.
As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.
All will be revealed in due time. For now, let’s enjoy this win and toast to the continued consolidation of power and capital.
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22 minutes ago, mdmost said:
Here you go, bro - enjoy. You earned it ...
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This commentary coming from the party that brought you the Foxconn / Wisconsin deal. SMDH ...