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Gap03

Certifiably Surly

Posts posted by Gap03

  1. 4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

    Of course, there is a good chance that if they donate enough money to Trump, the spyware will just come preloaded on the TrumpPhone.

    Shiiiiiit - Palantir is probably responsible for the OS.

  2. 7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

    they found the ICE hotel in san antonio. cars circling and making noise. vehicles are now 'marked' 

    I look forward to seeing ICE rolling around in the future like this ...

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  3. 1 hour ago, Pancho said:

     

    MFers shooting rubber bullets and tear gas indiscriminately (or worse, on purpose at innocent folks), and giving people face shields is a "conspiracy to commit civil disorder" how?

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  4. To quote the great poet Marshall Mathers, "We ain't nothin' but mammals ..."  Sure, we're a bit smarter than most and have developed tools to make more resources available to the species. When it really comes down to it, though, for a good chunk of society, if they decide that someone else has something that they "need", they can be just as savage as any other mammal to get it, taking into account what they think they can get away.  That's why shit goes south so quickly in emergency situations - perception of "need" goes way up, perception of consequences goes way down , and people will do ridiculously shitty things.  That's one of the few situations when a belief in Sky Daddy can be useful to society - but even then, people will rationalize some awful behavior.   

  5. 4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

    If I were deeply religious, I might need to start asking some questions about God's opinion of this man.

    Listen to the bishop ...

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  6. 27 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

    Trump is declaring victory because there’s only going to be a 55% tariff on Chinese goods. 

    Is that a reason to be happy?

    Because that does not sound to me like a reason to be happy.   That sounds like the G.I. Joe with the kung fu grip will cost 55% more. Sad. Bigly Sad. 

    Admin announces 55% tariff likely to stay in place, market doesn't move.  TACO trade is still in effect.  Nobody gives a shit what Trump, Bessent, Nutlick, et al say about tariffs.

  7. 4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    In the end, they still gotta have a case with evidence that will get them a conviction.  That's why due process really, really matters.

    It ain't about what they say on Fox news over and over.  It's about what they can prove in a court, according to the applicable rules and law.

    True, but they are trying him in Tennessee, right?

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  8. 1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

    Ballgame.

    It's being widely reported across numerous news sources.  I can't locate a copy of the indictment, though.

    This is from an NBC News report:

    Wasn't this part of the "He had a buncha brown people in his truck that he was driving across multiple states so he MUSTA been human trafficking" bullshit that they had already floated?  

  9. On 6/3/2025 at 4:26 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

     

     

    Whenever I see these fucks roll in 10 deep strapped with AR-15s in tacticool gear to snatch a single 60-yr old abuela, I can't help but think of this ...

     You sure you clowns brought enough guys?

  10. Just now, NorthLoop said:

    UGA and OSU getting chippy with the bat flips

    Between the ridiculously unbuttoned jerseys and the bat flips into the 1st base coach's box, can't help but hope that UGA gets their asses kicked.  

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