Jump to content

Gap03

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    1448
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by Gap03

  1. 20 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

    God's Daily To-Do-List

    1.  Neutron star in gamma D7 quadrant about to go super nova and destroy 40 billion souls.  Action plan-  none. 

    2.  Imminent collision of 2 supermassive black holes in UR74-d8 galaxy will cause a gamma ray burst which will rip apart 70 light years of space time.  Action plan- none.

    3.  Donald Trump may be indicted.   MUST INTERVENE. 

    Well, it might seem a little improbable if you haven't been following along closely, but you have to remember ...

    2465EDE7-93CD-433D-9861-BD671D3D48CE.png

    • Haha 1
  2. 9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

    North Dakota supreme court finds state constitutional right to abortion to protect health and life of mother. One judge likens it to the right of self defense.

    https://www.npr.org/2023/03/16/1163927465/north-dakota-abortion-ban-court-ruling

    At first, I was like ...

    giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47uiau55yhhx0us9u9h9

    But then I read the link - 

    Quote

    "While the regulation of abortion is within the authority of the legislature under the North Dakota Constitution, RRWC has demonstrated likely success on the merits that there is a fundamental right to an abortion in the limited instances of life-saving and health-preserving circumstances, and the statute is not narrowly tailored to satisfy strict scrutiny," Chief Justice Jon J. Jensen wrote in the ruling.

    In other words, there's a sufficient likelihood of success to block the ban from going into effect, but they haven't specifically found that such a fundamental right exists.  Still, I would not have foreseen this from fucking North Dakota judges.  I will take it.

  3. Brace for the next GOP disinformation campaign:

    According to Claremont, since 2020, SVB pledged / contributed over $73 million to the BLM movement, while JP Morgan Chase pledged / contributed over $30 BILLION.  (BLM Funding Database - The American Way of Life (claremont.org) - surprise, surprise, they're not really showing their work on coming up with those numbers.) Fox / NY Post / Breitbart and their smooth-brained followers are amplifying the shit out of this, making it sound like these were cash donations to BLM or something.  Nope, has nothing to do with the dismantling of regulation intended to avoid exactly what happened, it's all because "woke management at SVB wants to give all yer money to that colored fella over thar ..."

    • Rage+1 1
  4. 20 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

    Craziest part of that story are those who are like, "I started taking this and I have 1,000 things wrong with me that weren't before, what should I do?"  

    What the fuck you mean what should you do?  What you should do is stop being a stupid idiot, you moron.

    They are committed ... or should be committed ... either way:

    Quote

    “No one can convince me that he died because of ivermectin,” one member wrote this week. “He ultimately died because of our failed western medicine which only cares about profits and not the cure.”

    DlDNnZ9W4AASU4-.jpg

    • Like 1
    • Fuck Around and Find Out 2
  5. 1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

    Tucker Carlson’s producer compared his audience to cousin-fucking terrorists, proving that liberals cannot even begin to have as much contempt for conservatives as conservative media has for conservatives. 
     

     

    “Dumb” “cousin-fucking” “terrorists” - QFT.  

    https://

    giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47n7glekbuja9hgb1oa7

    • Hook 'Em 1
    • Like 1
    • Haha 1
  6. 16 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

    Yeah, he’s a piece of crap and he sucks and all that. I won’t miss him when he’s gone. But I also think he’ll probably just be replaced by a bigger, but stupider and less effective, pile of humane garbage as the GOP sinks farther and farther into the abyss. 

    FIFY, which is why I look forward to him being gone.

    • Like 1
    • Fuck You 1
  7. 1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

    Hoping Neil Patrick Harris GIF

    I paused for a sec because I have appreciated the fact that he's vocally supported Ukraine and badmouthed Tucker and McCarthy here recently, but then immediately got over it once his lifetime of evil shit sunk back in.  I have a sneaking suspicion that he may know he's about done, and guess what?  There's no redemption for all he's done through the years to destroy the country, so fuck him.  This goes for all the traitors (Trump, Carlson, Murdoch, Limbaugh, etc.) - 

    samuel-l-jackson-yes-they-deserved-to-di

    • Hook 'Em 2
  8. 25 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

    I hope to hell Dominion doesn't settle.  I'm not even sure if they are considering that or not, but putting these fucks on the stand and making them say out loud what we know they already said in text messages may be our only hope to break people out of the echo chamber of bullshit.

    His closing is really the whole thing - a news organization in the United States argued that telling the truth would hurt their brand.  What in the actual fuck!?

    The "Fox News <-> crack dealer" analogy is so fucking spot on.  The whole thing is worth a listen, but if you don't have time, the last few minutes really brings it home.    

    • Hook 'Em 1
  9. 1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

    ETA: having procreation be your reason for living just seems a little off. We are a sentient species with objective self-awareness, not just an automaton for perpetuating the species 

    The Clevons watching Fox News all the time couldn't disagree more ...

    GiddyPlayfulCoati-size_restricted.gif

    • Haha 1
×
×
  • Create New...