Texaus
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25 years in June. Based on the fact no one believes a colossal fuckup such as that should be parlayed into sexual favors(more deviant than usual), I’m starting to believe I’m the only married guy in here.
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Oh, I beg to differ. Perfect opportunity here my man.
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Update. New ovens delivered and installed, 9 days after the self-cleaning self-destruction. Same as the old ovens. Successfully cooked a birthday cake. A $5,000 birthday cake. But you can’t put a price on happiness.
On the plus side, this is the kind of mistake that earns you buttsex, or at the very least, a very messy bj. -
Preordered. Least I could do for the mspaint gold over the years(looking forward to reading too).
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We’ve been married 25 years and that shit stopped at least 10 years ago. Between presents for our own 3 kids, our parents, and something for every niece and nephew, it is a goddamn beating. We both agree on this, albeit it did take a bit longer for her to come around. Now we just spend a shitload on booze and drink ourselves through the holiday needless spending on bullshit. I fucking hate Christmas.
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Doesn’t anybody speak fucking English on this sight?
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30 minutes ago, Texaus said:
Put a pedestal and magma kettle grill on the swim platform. Is it summer yet?
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Put a pedestal and magma kettle grill on the swim platform. Is it summer yet?
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Someone going to get a sweet deal on those rev10’s
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I’m not really the manager, just the owner/boss, but my best piece of advice is to every so often let everyone witness your ability to go absolutely insane on the drop of a dime. I will a couple time s a year just demolish an expensive piece of office equipment just for the fuck of it. You want your employees to have a healthy fear of you, it’s worth the price of a laser printer or Milwaukee cordless drill.
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Nice, where?
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I don’t know shit about these. I only need it to be water proof and able to control volume, change channel, and skip songs on the boat while I’m in the water with a beer and a pool noodle. Do these things do that? I have an iPhone and use amazon music unlimited. I don’t want to drop the ridiculous money on Apple Watch...I’ll only wear this in the water. Can I do this on a budget?
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Yes, but you still have to prepay the interest portion of you payment for the entire month at closing when you close early.
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Her, last night: you need to help clean up around the house more
Maybe this is just her subtle way of telling you that she’d rather be married to a man that can properly cook her some fucking bacon?- 2
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This guy has upper management written all over him.
In Soviet Russia, burger kings you- 2
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Kinda defeats the purpose of a gooseneck by turning it into a bumper pull. I’m confused why they did it. That contraption sure as hell took more time/money to rig up than simply putting a proper ball in truck bed, so it wasn’t them being poor rednecks.
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Part 3 is surgical repair of his clavicle
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Just need to trim back burned section of wire and install new high temp rated connector. The plastic shielding over connector not necessary, you can cover with high temp electrical tape if desired. Important to use good crimping tool.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0071NC78C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_WTATDb6P6M4GA -
There’s a lot of cunts up in here
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Bullshit. First off, who the fuck buys their 15yo a brand new truck. You're fucking stupid. 2nd, zero experience mixed with the ol A pillar invisibility trick. Been driving for over 35 years and that shit still gets me at least twice a year.
It was a used 1/2 ton single cab. His dad was in the passenger seat. I was at a dead stop in middle of median and saw him move over into turn lane and truck lurches forward and veered into me.
It was surreal hearing the police siren immediately after. I had no idea he was back there. Thought maybe guy was running from the cop for a few seconds. Had wife and kids in there coming home from dinner.
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This was several years ago. 15 year old kid driving his new truck home from the dealership. Just so happens a cop caught it all on his dashcam. Kid said he mistook accelerator for the brake.
http:// https://www.amazon.com/clouddrive/share/e9zKmQYE9Aqw1MuIjKEZsHNHnrMXcDji2Tgxt1aSWSN -
Best way to watch this on mobile? I have a spectrum account.
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Wait, I thought we were all just a bunch of bookfags?
2020 Coaching Staff
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If banging the coach’s wife is wrong, I don’t want to be right