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BachelorTrek

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  1. The BMDs are getting a Highland Park hooker to drive out to Grapevine to meet Yurachek now. Lulz.
  2. You mean his 5-star/superstar receivers don't drop passes????
  3. Hey @Zeus, do you have a relative named Mendoza? Lulz.
  4. I hope the bucees grind the hoosings into paste so even more CFP chaos occurs!
  5. Why are you posting that here? Just because it's an active thread?
  6. Yep, clear DPI. But bucees, so nevermind.
  7. It's "aggy". It's not "concerted," it's a goddamned piggy from R-kansaw running the selection committee, who hates Texas more than he loves anything in the world.
  8. That would be telling if BamaJelly's BMDs/power-brokers can effect such changes, but Texas' BMDs can't.
  9. If the hoosings get the "nucular"-wedgie 70-0 from the bucees tonight, their shitty asses should be out of the CFP, too!
  10. Doesn't matter, because the plan is to keep Texas out, no matter what.
  11. Anything to make the game closer so Texas has no chance get in the CFP.
  12. How nice is it to have receivers that don't DROP PASSES in big games?!?!
  13. Kevin Mar is the asian Joe Thomas.
  14. Texas isn't playing in this game, so no phantom-holding will be called, since that's reserved for Texas. FFS
  15. That didn't age well. Was that just a 90-yard mormunU TD drive? Lulz.
  16. Tech will dog it just to make sure the game is close enough so that can't happen.
  17. Doesn't matter. Those were signed before we knew playing them was a no-win situation for us for strength of schedule and SOR and whatever the FUCK those cfp-committee knuckle-dragging-mouth-breathers "use".
  18. We should play Howard Payne instead. Howard Payne University bought Daniel Baker College, the team Texas beat 92-0 once. Then beat Howard Payne by an identical score. Lulz.
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