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BachelorTrek

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  1. He'll never live this down. Lulz.
  2. Her practice partner was Boris Becker, so she got the experience of returning his booming serve, and he got experience trying to handle her wicked forehand. Jim Courier was only person on the men's side who had a forehand like Steffi's -- just ripping every time, to go exactly where they aimed.
  3. So...... time to pack it in? Texas' season is already over? Lulz.
  4. She made Steffi run back and forth, and then relentlessly hit winners to Steffi's sometimes not-great backhand.
  5. "Bobby Layne never lost a game; he just ran out of time."
  6. Abandon all hope, if you ever see Steffi Graf running around your weak return to punish you with a laser winner with her nuclear forehand! Lulz.
  7. Maybe he has a ritual where he yells, "Omaha!" when he's throwing the ball?? Lulz.
  8. Wasn't paywalled for me, and I don't pay them a cent.
  9. The Statesman asked Arch and Sark if Arch was injured after the game yesterday, and asked about the grimace Arch makes when he throws. https://www.statesman.com/sports/college/longhorns/football/article/arch-manning-injury-texas-football-san-jose-state-21034347.php
  10. Jared Lorenzen, the hefty-lefty, wore number 22 as starting QB at Kentucky! He was basically another lineman-sized human playing QB, just like Ben Roethlisberger.
  11. Meatchicken is so horrible, nebrasker might jump up and bite them! The bugeaters can complete passes! They threw for 492 passing yards against the Zips of Akron just today. (They're still mad at their perennial tomato-can, Pacific, for dropping football.) Lulz.
  12. UCRA down 10 to UNLV after 3 quarters. Oh, how the mighty have fallen to such depths! Lulz.
  13. Yeah, it's just like socal playing "Fight On!" endlessly.
  14. No! Keep running Mateer! By all means, run him ragged! In fact, run him into the ground!
  15. True! Once a game they mix in one, and only one, playing of "Oklahoma, Hooray!" or whatever it is from the "Oklahoma!" musical.
  16. No one has made comparisons to Jerkstreet/Quincy Carter/Donnie Little/Tyrone Swoopes yet....I'm surprised.
  17. If they didn't allow me to mute commercials or to flip away to other games to avoid commercials, I'd never watch another CFB game on TV.
  18. No moar GDGD-Purgatories, please! FFS
  19. gata could have an interim-HC by that point. Lulz.
  20. It's too bad both teams in this game can't lose!
  21. Don't play assignment-defense, think your "physicality" is enough to beat the properly-executed Mighty wishbone, and your ass will get beat by the Mighty wishbone every goddamned time! Good for Army! Suck it, purple-Nobodies! Lulz.
  22. They're all cowed in the national media for fear of being excommunicated, so no one will say Meatchicken's coach has no clothes on.
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