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MrBig

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  1. Troy fucking hates Jerry so much. A Detroit score right before Jimmy’s Ring of Honor halftime ceremony would almost be poetic.
  2. I can’t look at Goff’s stupid face and not think of Nick Rose and his stupid haircut missing that XP.
  3. He got big, but his huge HGH gut was super distracting to see.
  4. Because the urban planning in Austin consists of adding more lanes and ending the road in a zipper merge—which nobody knows how to do correctly.
  5. Big Ten has no offense and PAC 12 has no defense. Next year’s USC-OSU game is going to be a 0-0 nail biter.
  6. Urban to OSU: Give me the Jimbo deal but $100M OSU:
  7. Day must have spent a lot of time with Mack Brown.
  8. Is it typical for backup QBs to wear all that black shit on their face? I can’t imagine putting it on knowing you’re starting the game on the bench.
  9. The only argument they’re making is that the playoff expansion should’ve stopped at 6 teams.
  10. I was foolish for thinking that bad dye jobs on guys from Ohio was limited to basketball players.
  11. Ryan Day jumping around with that whistle in his mouth was giving the same vibe as Tom Herman head butting his players with their helmets on.
  12. Indiana does not sell cold beer at grocery or convenience stores. You have to go to a liquor store to get cold beer. But they sell liquor at grocery and convenience stores on Sundays. Stupid stupid shit.
  13. I’m sure Stallions bought all their mothers used vacuums to help fund their hot daughters trip to SA.
  14. After Connor Stallions allegedly helped Fisch hand pick his team and then Fisch publicly denied any involvement with Stallions.
  15. I know we’re talking about Texas teams, but it pisses me off that Gundy’s team has had EIGHT 10-win seasons since 2010.
  16. All of our gripes are the modern day equivalent of having a girlfriend who was giving BJs and left and right, and once you got hooked and put the ring on her finger you were lucky to get sex once a week. It’s the same as drug dealers giving free samples to get you hooked on something that is never going to be what it once was at the very beginning.
  17. People who use the term “how come” instead of saying “why” when they ask a question. The second I hear someone say it, I can’t help but think they went to aggy or OU because it sounds so fucking stupid and unintelligent.
  18. Improper use of driver assist functions has caused accidents in many types of vehicles. The issue with Tesla is that their driver assist functions are improperly marketed to make people believe the car is autonomous. The term “Autopilot” instead of lane-assistant or cruise control makes people believe the car is capable of doing shit by itself because that’s how the term autopilot has been used in the aviation industry. Tesla absolves itself of any responsibility by saying the car isn’t fully autonomous with some fine print. You think your car and it’s $8000 “Full Self Driving” system means the car can drive itself. In reality, FSD is just the name of another driver-assist function that goes one step beyond Autopilot by reading light signals and making turns, but this doesn’t mean it’s autonomous. There’s no way people would be paying thousands more for FSD if it was called what it really is. “Car-initiated Navigation with Street Sign and Signal Recognition for Pedestrian and Auto Accident Avoidance Requiring the Necessary Supervision of a Human Driver at All Times.” But Full-Self Driving it is, now take my money.
  19. California is not as liberal as you think. Kevin McCarthy is from there. Hell, even Snoop Dogg and Kim Kardashian threw their support for LA Mayor to Republican Billionaire Rick Caruso over Karen Bass, a Black Democrat. And of course they voted Arnold to be the two-term governor because he did a great job of defeating Crimson Jihad in True Lies.
  20. 3+ hour movies are made for the Alamo Drafthouse so you can get your money’s worth of unlimited popcorn and soda refills.
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