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MrBig

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  1. We’re going to have to get this gif thread back up and running in the offseason
  2. I know a big coke nostril when I see it
  3. So allegedly the he spiraled into psychosis following an accident where he broke his back in Hawaii and the surgery was unsuccessful to fix it. He was also seen in photos at a Taylor Swift concert. I was expecting a blue collar guy whose wife, mother or child got fucked out of life saving treatment. I guess rich people are getting fucked by the health care system too.
  4. All these fucking moonballs must be so hard to track because of their stupid trajectory.
  5. Elko trying to digest Riley’s dry as fuck brisket
  6. Our defense is already carrying the load for the team. Having to tackle this guy is going to wear them down and keep them on the field for longer periods of time. There is only so much the defense can do if our offense can’t score any points.
  7. Etienne and Georgia ran on us when they had to, so I don’t understand why people think we’re going to breeze by Arizona State with that dump truck Skattebo as their RB.
  8. Call it the Surly Pussy Performance Ranking (PPR) it’s our version of PFF Rankings.
  9. Ewers v Klubnick: College Rematch
  10. The Bert (#1) problem does not exist if Ewers and Sark can figure their shit out in the red zone (#4). The silver lining of the shitty red zone play is that we are absolutely sure Bert is not the guy and we need to get ourselves a new kicker for next year ASAP.
  11. Some choices Sark makes on offense just has me getting up to take a piss while they’re on the field instead of waiting for a commercial break. Based on some of the coaching decisions Sark has made, I would not be surprised if Sark was the one who told Kiffin in 2005, “we should leave Reggie on the bench and go for this 4th down with only LenDale White on the field.” And the rest was history after that.
  12. There you and the other Q-Anon supporters go with the personal attacks instead of just talking about football. Way to derail the conversation about QB play in the thread about the fucking quarterback.
  13. Who fucking cares? People who criticize Quinn on the field are not questioning his character off the field. It’s fucking weak to counter any criticism of Quinn by attacking posters who say Quinn’s not playing at the level we expect of a Texas QB getting paid millions of dollars.
  14. Dems have completely lost control of the narrative of EVERYTHING, including shit that we are extremely familiar with. Example: The Trans Siberian Orchestra We have all heard and seen the radio and TV ads for over 25 years of the TSO coming to town to play for Christmas. My 60ish mother asked me if it was trans people who were making the music. WTF. My mom is not even MAGA or religious or a pearl clutcher about anything, but she said she saw a Facebook post about someone mentioning the Trans Siberian Orchestra coming to town. I had to tell her that it was the orchestra from all those Christmas radio and TV commercials we used to hear back when we used to watch cable TV and listen to radio in the car. I could tell she felt kind of stupid when she realized what it actually was, but she was curious to know if it was trans people or not because that’s all people are talking about anymore.
  15. People like you constantly blowing smoke up Quinn’s ass is part of the reason why he never seems to get better. The fans and everyone are always telling Quinn how great he is and what a Texas legend he is while blaming everyone else for offensive miscues. This gives Quinn no incentive to get better if everyone is constantly telling you how great you are and buying all your NIL shit that is being blasted from your social media on a daily basis. Get that money Quinn because it may not be as lucrative for him in the NFL, but shit, play some better football and score more touchdowns as THE QB for The University of Texas if you’re going to be putting your name and face on a shitload of products. When Quinn did that Dick’s commercial with Simone Biles, Dak Prescott, and Chris Paul, I was nearly clutching my pearls thinking that if we don’t win the CFP this year, Simone Biles and her gold medal just did a commercial with the biggest sports non-championship winners in the state of Texas.
  16. Not all of them, just 2 out of 3. Both the batted ball INT and fumble from Quinn inside the aggy 15 is still pretty shitty and resulted in 0 points.
  17. I know you’re just doing your job as Quinn’s PR guy but the excuses you are making for Quinn is the type of shit that makes fans more pissed off because there is never any accountability for anything Quinn does. That was a horrible throw as seen from the QB POV but all you can say is that Quinn didn’t throw it better because the WR can’t track the ball. Like what? Just admit Quinn made a shitty throw. Even the Quinn doubters on here can admit when he makes a damn good play like he was doing on the crossing routes, but the Quinn devotees can never admit fault when he misses wide open guys all over the field.
  18. What are you talking about? Moore was wide open with more than a few steps on the nearby defenders. He can track a well placed ball if Quinn doesn’t moonball it with a stupid trajectory. And the other end zone throw was dropped because Quinn threw it short and the WR had to turn around and come back to the ball because it was under thrown even though he had a step on the defender. Quinn was throwing some nice lasers in the crossing routes in the middle of the field during the game. That was impressive and something we hadn’t really seen all year. But these under thrown and overthrown moon balls are shit and you can’t admit that Quinn has any faults in his game by blaming his WRs and the OL anytime things go wrong. That throw was an awful decision by Quinn to a guy who was more than wide open heading toward the end zone.
  19. We ran for 240+ against aggy and we still couldn’t score in the second half of that game. Whether we run all over a team or get stuffed by Georgia, Quinn can barely score enough TDs to keep us in a game. And -27 of those rushing yards were due to Quinn’s sacks. The rushing game sucked and Quinn’s 350+ passing yards still couldn’t get us enough points to beat a Georgia backup. Bert getting all the blame shows how much his leg has kept us in games because Quinn fails to get us in the end zone. If we just scored some fucking TDs when we had good field position, there wouldn’t be any kicks for Bert to miss besides the XPs.
  20. I believe @Treefidy was talking about this pass with the stupid double fake that led to the sack. The dude was wide open in the corner. If it wasn’t meant to go downfield that’s dumb as fuck. Stop making excuses for Quinn not reading the field correctly.
  21. We can’t score points with Quinn as the QB. That is the point. That’s what is holding us back.
  22. All those damn rushing yards against A&M and we still couldn’t score a fucking point in the entire second half. It’s Ewers holding the team back. He’s the common denominator for our lack of offensive production. Blaming Auburn is fair, but our QB needs to spend more time learning how to reach the end zone instead of begging for pussy pics and making lame NIL commercials.
  23. This game is the reason why people were bitching about the offense all season. People telling everyone to shut the fuck up and enjoy the Arkansas win are the only ones who are dumbfounded why the offense sucked today. It’s time to move on from Quinn.
  24. This is what people are talking about when they say Quinn doesn’t know shit about leverage. WR was outside and Quinn throws it inside for the INT.
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