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MrBig

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  1. I think DJ Durkin and Penn St would be a match made in abusive hell
  2. Mahomes Sr has a hat trick of DWI arrests and a Public Intoxication charge that hasn’t hurt Patrick’s career one bit
  3. Why go through the grind of playing in the P5 when you can play in a second tier conference, still make the playoffs, and live in a state with no income tax? Seems like an easier path to a title while living in a place with better weather.
  4. We should’ve tried scoring again against aggy instead of taking a knee. We were already at 3 losses so the fucking style points is all we had. Beating an undefeated team by 17 points instead of 10 may not have changed a thing but why not do it anyways? Fuck aggy and fuck the committee. All gas but brakes once we’re up by 2 scores. Keep your foot on the gas if this is the final gasp in the regular season Sark. I’d prefer if the slogan be changed to NO MERCY
  5. I had to throw in a younger name so the people here under 35 understand the analogy better.
  6. And Clark Lea (Vandy’s HC), Mark Stoops (fired Kentucky Coach), Billy Napier (fired Florida coach). Sexton reps nearly all of the coaches in the SEC.
  7. You are the definition of all gas no brakes
  8. The loss column is the only thing that matters. You could fuck Cindy Crawford, Pam Anderson and Sydney Sweeney all in the same year, but if you also fucked Rosie O’Donnell too that’s all anyone is going to remember. The hotties don’t cancel out the ugly loss.
  9. Sark has a habit of taking Lane’s sloppy seconds when it comes to jobs (USC OC, USC HC, Alabama OC) so maybe Sark is getting a feel for the LSU admin as a back up plan just in case.
  10. His son was wearing LSU headphones in an instagram post a few days ago along with his daughter posting pics at an LSU women’s club meeting.
  11. My dad, who has some pretty bad eyesight, kept asking me why Arch was doing that sidearm shit early in the game. If he can see it then it definitely needs to get fixed by whoever is coaching Arch.
  12. I need one of these to watch this video
  13. Sark can have the Ole Miss job.
  14. Don’t forget we’re on the 3rd basketball coach in less than a decade with CDC
  15. Our history against backups better not creep up on us.
  16. I’m thinking the Giants. He’s got Dart and Jameis to work with. Kiffin and Jameis and all their wisdom in that locker room would be quite something to see.
  17. What about Kyle Flood? He was fired from Rutgers as a HC for having no control of his team after a bunch of players were charged criminally for theft and assault. We’re so lucky we have Flood and his 3rd string Rutgers QB Mike Bimonte advising the offense to help make it the juggernaut it is today.
  18. Sark has a hard on for hiring coaches fired from other programs. Neal Brown as an analyst and Chad Scott from WVU to coach our RBs. What a steal for Sark to snatch up these fired guys. Wilcox will come here just to reunite with his party boy friends Sark and Nansen and rekindle the good ole days from UW and USC.
  19. @Nicole44 gives me a Michelle Pfeiffer vibe where she can be nice and comforting and the next minute she’s airing out your dirty laundry and throwing your body in the lake. Claire Danes is too much of a crybaby and Nicole has never been whiny even when other posters give her shit.
  20. The only way Sark is out at Texas is if there is a mutual agreement to part ways. CDC doesn’t want the bad publicity from firing Sark unless there is concrete evidence Sark majorly fucked up, not all of this hearsay stuff that is gaining traction. Everyone likes to say how great CDC is but he hasn’t even been the Texas AD for a decade and we’re already on our 3rd basketball coach, our 2nd baseball coach, and there are rumors flying around our football coach and his wife are using the team and it’s family members as a sexual buffet. But good job by CDC for getting rid of the jet pack guy and Bob Cole.
  21. Nothing wrong with Mama fucking. But if the HC and his wife are fucking the team’s players/siblings that crosses a line.
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