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MrBig

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  1. This sounds like pedophile sports version of the Murdaughs with all this cover up and corruption.
  2. The Battle of Booger Hill will take place this weekend at Davis Wade Stadium.
  3. These contract extensions should come with retractions if you can’t hit the previous year’s stats.
  4. I’m sure Pete Carroll drafting 2 FCS QBs in the 6th round over Quinn was a huge blow to Sark’s ego.
  5. The guy was caught on camera eating his fucking boogers, why are we surprised about this? I will die on this booger hill as long as I know Sark will come along and eat it.
  6. Hills is telling Sark to keep it simple. Too much ego in Sark by calling a triple reverse play killing the momentum of the drive. Calling stupid plays that aren’t playing up the strength of the team and highlighting what they’re good at. My takeaway is that Sark is flashing his offense around town like it’s fucking Sharon Stone. Face it, Sark, your offense ain’t no Sharon Stone.
  7. Even Joey Freshwater has an OC at Ole Miss. Stevie Asswater is going to learn about this the hard way even though we’re stuck with him for a few more years.
  8. This is giving me flashbacks of Charlie Strong constantly saying “we just gotta go out there and execute.” Sark’s game management is that of a hairstylist who knows they’ve given you a terrible haircut but they keep chopping off more to try and fix it. Before you know it your head is shaved bald and you’re being told that’s the hottest look right now.
  9. If it wasn’t for Golden, Quinn could have possibly gone undrafted. A lot of those moonball circus catches Quinn lobbed up were caught by Golden because he knew how to make a play on the ball.
  10. Surly if we lose
  11. I still don’t get how people think OU was a great performance for the offense. There was only one offensive touchdown that Sark said wasn’t even the play call, and the rest of the points came from the Niblett return and a bunch of FGs. There’s only so much of a beating Wisner can take. Drives not ending in touchdowns is the norm for Sark regardless of who is the QB.
  12. Wine ‘em, dine ‘em, and 86 em when it comes to developing offensive talent
  13. Some people have more talent on the sauce. Some people don’t.
  14. I’m so frustrated with Sark, it makes me delusional thinking that Sally and Mack could just recruit top players with cookies and orange slices filled with money, then Mack could continue his streak of not coaching and just sit back and let the talent play backyard football while they run circles around everyone trying to play football in a system like Sark’s where everyone is still trying to figure out what to do.
  15. I’m talking about offensive players. Of course the D is going to get drafted, let’s not be silly and use them as some measurement for what a great football mind Sark is.
  16. It isn’t about saying, “we’re Texas” and shoving wads of cash down the throats of some east coast 5-star, it’s about using the Texas brand and money that comes with it to entice players with the potential to develop into something great to come play football here. Sark hasn’t done that. Nearly everyone that has been drafted was a Herman recruit. Who is next up in line as a pure Sark recruit to do so? Thats where the frustration lies. He can’t even get some stud who was proven elsewhere to come play for Texas for the money, which seems worse. We can’t money whip good offensive talent because they know how shitty our system is.
  17. Michelle Herman wasn’t a gold digger but Loreal is. Big fucking deal. The root cause of the problem is that Texas keeps hiring thin skinned know it all coaches with problematic wives who can’t seem to get a grasp on how serious this job is. They also have the tendency to clutch their pearls in response to the most basic questions during press conferences and feed us nonsensical bullshit answers because they have no real explanation for why the team is so shitty.
  18. My dad used to think my mom made the most perfect roundest pancakes in the world until one day he went digging in the freezer and realized those round masterpieces were nothing but frozen premade lies and he’s never had the same enthusiasm about breakfast since then.
  19. You sound like Mack Brown sunshine pumping and clap clap clapping with a mouth full of orange slices. We are in deep offensive shit and there is no OC to throw under the bus to shoulder the blame. Imagine 5 years ago thinking this could happen to us in a world where we could openly pay players and have them transfer year after year. Sark’s offensive recruiting blows and he sounds like a salesman struggling to sell Viagra at a limp dick convention.
  20. Sark can’t do shit with a job unless it’s one that he took after Lane Kiffin vacated the position. Just go back and look at Sark’s history.
  21. I like Gianmarco Soresi. He might be too “progressive” or “liberal” for some people but his jokes are pretty clever coming from his background as an Italian Jew.
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