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MrBig

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  1. Maybe Venables will get trampled coming out of the tunnel this year.
  2. Sark wasn’t even on the Alabama staff during that season. He won the title at Alabama in 2020 during the COVID shortened season, so it’s more like a *championship since that season was not a normal one.
  3. Wasn’t Bo Davis talking shit behind the scenes about Sark’s culture when he left for LSU? I remember hearing rumors Bo was saying everything wasn’t as it seems, but we were winning so we just told him to kick rocks.
  4. “We haven’t played to our standard, we haven’t coached to our standard.” Sound familiar? Tom Herman 2.0
  5. I can’t handle Part Deux of Mack cockblocking Saban for a second time. I’m too old for this shit. At least I got to see VY when I was in my prime. I don’t ever see something like that happening to Texas again the way things keep going over the past 20 years.
  6. It’s giving Herman’s “Of Mice and Men” analogy after losing to Maryland. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24568960/texas-longhorns-coach-tom-herman-invokes-mice-men-loss-maryland-terrapins Texas, Herman said Monday, was like the simple but brutish Lennie from Steinbeck's classic "Of Mice and Men." The Longhorns tried so hard to win that they killed their chance to do it. "Lennie wanted so badly to touch the rabbit and play with the rabbit -- he squeezed it so hard, he killed the rabbit," Herman said, noting he told linebacker Gary Johnson to read the book. "I know that seems maybe out there a little bit. I think that's what the first quarter was. We wanted it so badly, we got in our own way quite a bit." Herman mangled the analogy a bit. In the novel, Lennie kills a puppy, a mouse and a woman and only dreams of rabbits. And Lennie gets killed at the end.
  7. Milwee was his OC at Akron and is helping to carry on the tradition of sucking ass at in game adjustments.
  8. I believe it. A guy I knew woke up in a jail cell, glass still in his mouth thinking he had killed someone (he was drunk) and was panicking his life was over. It turns out he was in jail because he had been T-boned by an even drunker girl who rammed into his car. He was still facing DUI charges, but the surveillance footage showed him driving normally. A girl ran the red light and slammed right into his car, the impact so severe that the glass from the window flew into his mouth. He didn’t remember getting in the car to drive, he just said the last thing he remembered was taking shots at the bar and then waking up in a jail cell. He was 13 miles into the drive and 1.5 miles from his house. This was pre-Uber days but I’m sure shit like this still happens regularly.
  9. Murphy and Brooks were Herman signees.
  10. “All gas, no brakes” sounds like “big tits, no testing” and now we’re shocked our dicks are leaking yellow juice because we spent the last 5 years being focused on body count instead of actually vetting people for quality.
  11. My point is that Sark has no young emerging talent on his staff. There’s nobody like Will Stein. Sark’s staff is full of washed up dudes like Neal Brown who were just fired, yet we’re supposed to be excited that Sark scooped them up to be part of his staff. Even when Herman was hiring all of his Houston buddies, they didn’t have the same track record of being shitcanned at their previous schools the way Sark’s coaches have.
  12. We hired Sark when NIL became legal. Maybe it was the money and not necessarily Sark who made things better. We were just so happy to be done with Herman that we overlooked a lot of Sark’s shortcomings. You have to remember we were coming off of Herman who was a fucking tyrant who had everyone in the program walking on eggshells and burning players’ food when they would underperform in practice. All of Sark’s NFL guys were Herman’s dudes. Now we are in Year 5 with nothing but Sark recruits and look at the team. Sark has done nothing but hire his coaching buddies who have been fired from other programs. OL Flood - suspended and fired as Rutgers HC ST Banks - part of Sumlin’s fired aggy staff RB Scott - part of Neal Brown’s fired WVU staff Asst Neal Brown - fired as WVU HC Asst Kerry Joseph - Eberflus’ QB coach in Chicago (Eberflus was fired) Co-DC Nansen - not fired but was alleged to be Sark’s drinking buddy at UW & USC, was on staff when Sark was fired at USC QB Milwee - part of fired HC Terry Bowden’s staff at Akron Mike Bimonte - played backup QB for Flood during his stint at Rutgers HC where Flood was fired
  13. Kelvin Banks only came here because Cristobal left to Miami and Worthy fell into our lap because Michigan doesn’t know how to do paperwork on time.
  14. Sark, Flood and Napier all have the same agent. We’re just viewers of Jimmy Sexton’s monopoly on repping SEC coaches.
  15. Most of the guys we put in the NFL were not even Sark’s guys. Kelvin Banks only came here because Cristobal left for Miami. And Flood has been smelling his own farts because of this 1st round pick this whole time, oblivious to the fact his OL room stinks like shit.
  16. So is Mark Sanchez still considered part of the Sark “QB Whisperer” lineup?
  17. https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/former-nfl-qb-mark-sanchez-involved-in-stabbing-in-downtown-indy/amp/ Here’s my favorite part: “Per the source, the other person involved in the incident was a grease disposal truck operator that works with local restaurants. That driver and Sanchez got into the altercation, according to the source, when Sanchez told the driver he was upset that the grease disposal truck was blocking a nearby alley. The source also indicated that Sanchez was acting erratically and had started doing wind sprints in the alley before the stabbing occurred.”
  18. Highest paid OL coach in the country at $1.4M/year https://www.si.com/college/texas/football/texas-longhorns-kyle-flood-highest-paid-01jqrxpnp9t3
  19. Seems like Flood is spending a whole lotta time doing this instead of actually developing players. Which is ironic because the whole tone of this speech gives me a Steve Ballmer “developers!” vibe.
  20. Kyle Flood blows. He was fired as a Head Coach from FUCKING RUTGERS where he got suspended when half a dozen players got arrested for assault and robbery. No surprise the O-Line is terrible. Flood’s backup QB during this time was Mike Bimonte who is AJ Milwee’s right hand man in developing QBs. WTF are we doing with Rutgers rejects on our coaching staff?!? And don’t get me started with Neal Brown and the WVU staff that got fired who are also coaching here.
  21. I’m on iOS using both Safari and Chrome and things are slow as fuck here. When I scroll to the bottom of the page it gives a gray screen and takes forever to catch up. When I reply to a post with a photo both the original post and the inserted photo take forever to load and does it in chunks. It’s giving me flashbacks of being on dial up just waiting for things to load.
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