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MrBig

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  1. Publicly announcing a divorce, changing your mind, and then announcing the birth of a baby not many people knew about 9 months later opens you up to tons of scrutiny even if you are just a regular Joe Schmo. But being the head coach of the University of Texas and pulling shit like this is on another level.
  2. I can see Sark praying that Mike McDaniel gets fired in Miami and takes over as HC with his old QBs Tua and Quinn on the roster. It’s a perfect scenario for Sark and would explain why he’s already checked out of coaching the team. That and all the non-football shit swirling around him here in Austin.
  3. I fucking hated Herman so much, but at least he showed some emotion on the field, whether he was looking like a scared bitch against WVU, yelling at Gundy like a drama queen, or making fun of Drew Lock looking like a herp derp coach making fun of a college student. Sark just stands there or squats like a statue. It’s weird. Not saying I want Sark to act like a jackass like Herman, but I’m saying the team feeds off the emotion of the coach and it doesn’t seem like they’re getting anything like that right now and are just lost in the wilderness without any guidance to take their cues from.
  4. Sark is keeping up Mack’s tradition of getting his ass kicked by a Stoops.
  5. We should get Lane Kiffin to recruit QBs for us.
  6. Stevie Asswater showing us his true self out there with this putrid offense
  7. Sark said the only reason he hired PK is because he couldn’t beat his defense and he didn’t want to play against him.
  8. Shit we should put in Ant Hill as a WR for a few plays
  9. I was bitching about only having one offensive TD last week and was told to stop complaining about a win. This is why I was bitching.
  10. Sark was already squatting down during the Kentucky drive
  11. 3rd and 3, let’s pitch it behind, and pitch it again to a guy further behind
  12. Kirby Smart is the Bob Stoops of the SEC.
  13. An oldie but goodie
  14. Alligator rolls and rhythmic slapping are a perfect fit for Pedo State
  15. He looks just like this lesbian who loves the Eagles
  16. My sister lives near the airport (within city limits). I went to her house last week, it rained super hard for 90 seconds then stopped, the sun came back out and it was like it never rained aside from the puddles that remained in the potholes. Kind of crazy that blast of rain didn’t count as measurable rain.
  17. The hot Asian Longhorn girl saying ā€œwhat the fuck was that?ā€ gif would be my response to this comment if I could find it anywhere.
  18. This guy has great energy and he’s been on multiple broadcasts throughout the season. But I would like to see less fatties and more hotties on my screen as representatives of our fanbase, but that’s just a personal opinion.
  19. This right here. If you’re a pussy ass bitch who can’t stand up for yourself and the ticket you paid for, there is a possibility you won’t get your seat. It shouldn’t have to be this way. The backbone of the seat squatter argument is that you should’ve gotten there earlier to claim your seat. Fuck that, I paid hundreds of dollars for these seats and you need to move your ass when I get there. People that can’t stand up for themselves are getting fucked out of shit they paid for because security can’t do their jobs.
  20. People are too busy complaining the team sucks and that his name sounds like one of the Founding Fathers to bring up all the racist stuff.
  21. Yes! This is the root of the problem. We need militant cops being the Karen ticket scanners. This is the first line of defense against seat squatters. The security company hired needs to also be the ticket scanners. This shit happens in a few gates at DKR and causes the occasional problem, but at the Cotton Bowl it seems to be happening at every gate and nobody has the balls to do anything about it from the venue side. Hire some people who have that ā€œfake copā€ mentality to do the scanning. Whatever it takes, just don’t give any deranged people guns. If you see something, your seat number better say something.
  22. Pineapples, flamingoes, whatever it takes 🦩
  23. No CR, but we need more aggressive cops and rent-a-cops to facilitate crowd control at the game because it’s getting fucking ridiculous. We’re past COVID, people have no shame now. People aren’t gonna fucking move unless some aggressive power tripping cop makes them get out of other people’s fucking seats. Same goes for keeping the aisles clear too. We have lost all social norms and common courtesy. People aren’t going to move and get out of the way unless they are told to move their fat asses because they are in other people’s seats and/or creating a fire hazard.
  24. Shelley needs to know what the swinger scene is out there first
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