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MrBig

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  1. I post on Surly feelin’ the cheesiest!!!
  2. Well whatever, we still fucking lost inside the red zone like fucking always
  3. The only reason we got into the semis in 2023 (over an undefeated FSU) was because their QB broke his leg and we backdoored our way into that spot.
  4. Sark bringing up his son on the team and his daughter being a UT Law Student saying he’s not going anywhere.
  5. I’ve heard about the rehab, but I haven’t heard a peep about the wild sex shit. Are we talking booze and models or Charlie Sheen type of sex shit?
  6. This mofo foisted Sark on us so Bama wouldn’t get stuck with Sark as HC
  7. Sonny Dykes? The coach that got TCU to the National Championship game in a 4-team playoff with Max Duggan as QB?
  8. Sark talking about culture 24/7 is like people flashing their money around to show they’re rich. You shouldn’t have to talk about how great your culture is all the time if it’s already there. Money talks and wealth whispers. And Sark’s culture is monkeying around, penalty prone and unready for shit on the field while his wife is promoting her YouTube channel with a post from under the stands at the stadium in Georgia after a loss.
  9. Sark has a hard time doing a job that Lane Kiffin hasn’t had first.
  10. Sark coming out of the tunnel before the game had the exact same face we saw after the onside kick. Detached, unemotional, not present in the moment. He didn’t want to be there, and it was so fucking obvious. It didn’t even look like fear, it looked like he was hypnotized and apathetic which is even worse. This coupled with Loreal’s Instagram video post recorded right after the loss saying “Luck of the draw, that’s how it goes sometimes. It’s not just football, it’s competition, we still have a really good team. I love our coaches, our staff, everybody.” Then proceeded to give credit to those who designed her fashion looks for the game and dropped her link to her YouTube channel called Life with Loreal Sarkisian. These two couldn’t read a room with the writing on the wall.
  11. Sark looked like a zombie before the game coming out of the tunnel with the team. Too much Xanax or something. Sark looked super emotionless and detached, it was fucking weird, even weirder than Herman’s pregame performances of headbutting players and kissing them.
  12. Reed throwing INTs like Carson Beck out there.
  13. Jim Harbaugh’s cameo on Arliss
  14. Had no idea this was Douglas, the bubbles guy
  15. When I see the Allstate guy I immediately think of Oz.
  16. I liked Arliss. It was ahead of its time with all the sports greed.
  17. Diego Pavia - Destined for the Dawg Pound
  18. Pardon the language, but this clip reminds me of Mack, Charlie and Herman: And when we beat OU:
  19. They’re still doing it as Spectrum but only my with my Internet prices, and since Spectrum doesn’t give a fuck or throttle me even though I use multiple IPTV streams I use to get all the channels I want, we can both look the other way.
  20. The bald Florida replacement Billy (Gonzales) reminds me of a bald Sark, same way that Lanning reminds me of Herman.
  21. Surprised he isn’t scratching his chin just to shove his ring in Sark’s face.
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