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MrBig

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  1. I’m sure Pete Carroll drafting 2 FCS QBs in the 6th round over Quinn was a huge blow to Sark’s ego.
  2. The guy was caught on camera eating his fucking boogers, why are we surprised about this? I will die on this booger hill as long as I know Sark will come along and eat it.
  3. Hills is telling Sark to keep it simple. Too much ego in Sark by calling a triple reverse play killing the momentum of the drive. Calling stupid plays that aren’t playing up the strength of the team and highlighting what they’re good at. My takeaway is that Sark is flashing his offense around town like it’s fucking Sharon Stone. Face it, Sark, your offense ain’t no Sharon Stone.
  4. Even Joey Freshwater has an OC at Ole Miss. Stevie Asswater is going to learn about this the hard way even though we’re stuck with him for a few more years.
  5. This is giving me flashbacks of Charlie Strong constantly saying ā€œwe just gotta go out there and execute.ā€ Sark’s game management is that of a hairstylist who knows they’ve given you a terrible haircut but they keep chopping off more to try and fix it. Before you know it your head is shaved bald and you’re being told that’s the hottest look right now.
  6. If it wasn’t for Golden, Quinn could have possibly gone undrafted. A lot of those moonball circus catches Quinn lobbed up were caught by Golden because he knew how to make a play on the ball.
  7. I still don’t get how people think OU was a great performance for the offense. There was only one offensive touchdown that Sark said wasn’t even the play call, and the rest of the points came from the Niblett return and a bunch of FGs. There’s only so much of a beating Wisner can take. Drives not ending in touchdowns is the norm for Sark regardless of who is the QB.
  8. Wine ā€˜em, dine ā€˜em, and 86 em when it comes to developing offensive talent
  9. Some people have more talent on the sauce. Some people don’t.
  10. I’m so frustrated with Sark, it makes me delusional thinking that Sally and Mack could just recruit top players with cookies and orange slices filled with money, then Mack could continue his streak of not coaching and just sit back and let the talent play backyard football while they run circles around everyone trying to play football in a system like Sark’s where everyone is still trying to figure out what to do.
  11. I’m talking about offensive players. Of course the D is going to get drafted, let’s not be silly and use them as some measurement for what a great football mind Sark is.
  12. It isn’t about saying, ā€œwe’re Texasā€ and shoving wads of cash down the throats of some east coast 5-star, it’s about using the Texas brand and money that comes with it to entice players with the potential to develop into something great to come play football here. Sark hasn’t done that. Nearly everyone that has been drafted was a Herman recruit. Who is next up in line as a pure Sark recruit to do so? Thats where the frustration lies. He can’t even get some stud who was proven elsewhere to come play for Texas for the money, which seems worse. We can’t money whip good offensive talent because they know how shitty our system is.
  13. Michelle Herman wasn’t a gold digger but Loreal is. Big fucking deal. The root cause of the problem is that Texas keeps hiring thin skinned know it all coaches with problematic wives who can’t seem to get a grasp on how serious this job is. They also have the tendency to clutch their pearls in response to the most basic questions during press conferences and feed us nonsensical bullshit answers because they have no real explanation for why the team is so shitty.
  14. My dad used to think my mom made the most perfect roundest pancakes in the world until one day he went digging in the freezer and realized those round masterpieces were nothing but frozen premade lies and he’s never had the same enthusiasm about breakfast since then.
  15. You sound like Mack Brown sunshine pumping and clap clap clapping with a mouth full of orange slices. We are in deep offensive shit and there is no OC to throw under the bus to shoulder the blame. Imagine 5 years ago thinking this could happen to us in a world where we could openly pay players and have them transfer year after year. Sark’s offensive recruiting blows and he sounds like a salesman struggling to sell Viagra at a limp dick convention.
  16. Sark can’t do shit with a job unless it’s one that he took after Lane Kiffin vacated the position. Just go back and look at Sark’s history.
  17. I like Gianmarco Soresi. He might be too ā€œprogressiveā€ or ā€œliberalā€ for some people but his jokes are pretty clever coming from his background as an Italian Jew.
  18. Sark talking about the offense
  19. This sounds like a Sark teaching problem. Quinn also struggled with recognizing the blitz and got drilled against Georgia before he could dump it off to the hot route. Quinn would also ignore open crossers in the middle of the field in favor of throwing screens behind the LOS. At least Quinn was quick enough to throw the screens, Arch can’t even do that. The problems we were all bitching about with Quinn are magnified exponentially with Arch throwing it in the dirt and behind his receivers. Quinn wasn’t as terrible as Arch, but he would also throw it in a way where receivers would have to twist around and adjust to the ball behind them instead of putting the ball out in front of them. At least Quinn threw a catchable ball, Arch can’t even do that. This is all bad teaching by Sark and it’s showing even more because Arch is worse. It looks like the only reason Caldwell seems good is because his QB mind hasn’t been completely infected with Sark’s teaching methods.
  20. He’s Tom Herman 2.0. A thin-skinned know it all with a (former) drinking problem and a problematic wife. You can’t ask anything remotely critical without getting some type of smart ass answer that makes no fucking sense. Sark talks and sounds like a motivational speaker instead of a fucking coach who can light a fire in the belly of his team. Without NIL we would be completely fucked with recruiting. Maybe we already are, look at the offensive talent we managed to stockpile with all this money flowing around. It’s pathetic.
  21. Mack told Urban the Texas BMDs were more trouble than the job was worth and that Urban wouldn’t be able to stick his fingers up co-ed’s asses without getting fired for cause. So we promptly hired the guy who was caught on national television picking his nose and eating his boogers for the world to see.
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